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How My Hubby Turned His Carrot To Cucumber / its now pencil i use on girls... say no to cucumber!! / We Are Speechless because Ladies Now Prefer This To Cucumber (2) (3) (4)

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Re: Say NO To Cucumber, Use Carrot by HarveySpecter1: 1:52pm On Feb 05, 2017

makydebbie:
You're quoting the wrong person.

Are you this dull not to know that this is a perfect reply to your post.

I quoted the right person

Re: Say NO To Cucumber, Use Carrot by makydebbie(f): 2:11pm On Feb 05, 2017

HarveySpecter1:

Are you this dull not to know that this is a perfect reply to your post.

I quoted the right person

I seriously find it annoying when people display their stupidity on my mention. You've no right to call me dull and for the records, since you're obviously too dull to know what I'm talking about, I'm not part of the cucumber or carrots crew.

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Re: Say NO To Cucumber, Use Carrot by makydebbie(f): 2:12pm On Feb 05, 2017

Eddodoh:
Hmmm! I thought Makyd..ebbie will be among the carrot crew. I will have just delete my NL account ASAP.

I need to stop collecting fruits from ladies. It's really end time!!!

At least someone smart is on this thread unlike Harveyspecter1

Re: Say NO To Cucumber, Use Carrot by Jammiiee(m): 2:22pm On Feb 05, 2017

Hmm u love creampies wink

salad toss, . wink

TrapQueen77:

Ooh u forgot something...

The eggplant and the bottle gourd

Re: Say NO To Cucumber, Use Carrot by Rukkydelta(f): 2:22pm On Feb 05, 2017

officialfestus:
op,you fall my hand......all this ladies self,after using cucumber and now it's carrot's turn now,why? Later you will start using yam!!!

After yam it will be 7up bottle

Re: Say NO To Cucumber, Use Carrot by Nobody: 2:26pm On Feb 05, 2017

Jammiiee:
Hmm u love creampies salad toss, .

Sounds delish to me... cheesy

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Re: Say NO To Cucumber, Use Carrot by Jammiiee(m): 2:30pm On Feb 05, 2017

Lol good u dig dt. Sth like tongue

TrapQueen77:

Sounds delish to me...

Re: Say NO To Cucumber, Use Carrot by samyfreshsmooth(m): 2:49pm On Feb 05, 2017

TrapQueen77:

Ooh u forgot something...
The eggplant and the bottle gourd

Lol yea right they use those too
but which do u use grin

Re: Say NO To Cucumber, Use Carrot by Nobody: 2:55pm On Feb 05, 2017

samyfreshsmooth:

Lol yea right they use those too

but which do u use

BITTER GOURD I must say... It's got a lot of bumps and huge too.. Hahahahhaha cheesy

Re: Say NO To Cucumber, Use Carrot by princeakins(m): 2:56pm On Feb 05, 2017

Rukkydelta:

After yam it will be 7up bottle

Yam keeee

Where will it enter? undecided

Re: Say NO To Cucumber, Use Carrot by princeakins(m): 2:58pm On Feb 05, 2017

TrapQueen77:

BITTER GOURD I must say... It's got a lot of bumps and huge too.. Hahahahhaha

Re: Say NO To Cucumber, Use Carrot by Nobody: 2:59pm On Feb 05, 2017

princeakins:

Whooot?

Re: Say NO To Cucumber, Use Carrot by princeakins(m): 3:02pm On Feb 05, 2017

TrapQueen77:

Whooot?

Re: Say NO To Cucumber, Use Carrot by Nobody: 3:09pm On Feb 05, 2017

TrapQueen77:

Whooot?

BITTER GOURD kwa?

Re: Say NO To Cucumber, Use Carrot by Nobody: 3:24pm On Feb 05, 2017

comradespade:

BITTER GOURD kwa?

HahhahahH... BITTER GOURD is BAE cheesy

Re: Say NO To Cucumber, Use Carrot by Stellamariss(f): 3:27pm On Feb 05, 2017

cloudyskygrind:

Thanks now i will never have to eat carrots again. What did i ever do to you girls?

lols u never see something

Re: Say NO To Cucumber, Use Carrot by Nobody: 3:34pm On Feb 05, 2017

TrapQueen77:

HahhahahH... BITTER GOURD is BAE

that is too big for a Pussyy shocked

, .......................a strong curve fire spiting diick is okay than that...................................if interested contact me with this number grin

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Re: Say NO To Cucumber, Use Carrot by Nobody: 3:40pm On Feb 05, 2017

comradespade:

that is too big for a Pussyy , .......................a strong curve fire spiting diick is okay than that...................................if interested contact me with this number

Ur dicck's definition is on fleek.. cheesy

And werrisdis FUCKERNIZERS abeeeg? The place don't look safe.. I feel like there's a lot of hidden camera in that brothel tongue

Re: Say NO To Cucumber, Use Carrot by Nobody: 4:03pm On Feb 05, 2017

TrapQueen77:

Ur dicck's definition is on fleek..

And werrisdis FUCKERNIZERS abeeeg? The place don't look safe.. I feel like there's a lot of hidden camera in that brothel

its in da other room, will follow me?........wanna show you something grin

Re: Say NO To Cucumber, Use Carrot by officialfestus(m): 4:06pm On Feb 05, 2017

Rukkydelta:
After yam it will be 7up bottle

you are on point

Re: Say NO To Cucumber, Use Carrot by lollmaolol(m): 4:22pm On Feb 05, 2017

TrapQueen77:

ɹǝʇʇǝq ɥɔnɯ sı pɹnoƃ ɹǝʇʇıq ˙˙˙ʎʇuıod os sı ʇoɹɹɐϽ

How did u do that thing inverted...trapbaby

Re: Say NO To Cucumber, Use Carrot by Nobody: 4:24pm On Feb 05, 2017

lollmaolol:

How did u do that thing inverted...trapbaby

I juz discovered that one.. cheesy

Re: Say NO To Cucumber, Use Carrot by lollmaolol(m): 4:32pm On Feb 05, 2017

TrapQueen77:

I juz discovered that one..

How u gon do like that?

Oya teach me jor

Re: Say NO To Cucumber, Use Carrot by samyfreshsmooth(m): 5:00pm On Feb 05, 2017

TrapQueen77:

BITTER GOURD I must say... It's got a lot of bumps and huge too.. Hahahahhaha

lol

Woah!!! shocked

dat shii is huge mehn....

u know i so much respect girls dat use bitter guord cos its nat easy grin

does it really gives more pleasure than the real deal undecided

Re: Say NO To Cucumber, Use Carrot by Rukkydelta(f): 6:28pm On Feb 05, 2017

princeakins:

Yam keeee
Where will it enter?

Ask them girls

Re: Say NO To Cucumber, Use Carrot by Rukkydelta(f): 6:28pm On Feb 05, 2017

princeakins:

Yam keeee
Where will it enter?

Ask them girls

Re: Say NO To Cucumber, Use Carrot by Nobody: 7:33pm On Feb 05, 2017

WTF

somborri epp oh shocked

am a virgin paaleese! No spoil me shocked

Re: Say NO To Cucumber, Use Carrot by sashishalom(f): 7:46am On Feb 11, 2017

EmperorTech:

And ever since you registered on Nairaland you have been going from one relationship thread/group to another in search of a husband. How does this thread defines you, ehn sashishalom?

What has this got to do with me?..

Re: Say NO To Cucumber, Use Carrot by rahibi(m): 7:57am On Feb 11, 2017

but carrot,is not as strong as cocumber cocumber will last more...

Re: Say NO To Cucumber, Use Carrot by TashaGirl: 5:44pm On Feb 21, 2017

why are you fighting on my thread

Re: Say NO To Cucumber, Use Carrot by Nobody: 5:47pm On Feb 21, 2017

banjicom:
say no to fruits abuse!!! Say no to fruit abuse!!
I don't want to live in this planet anymore

Re: Say NO To Cucumber, Use Carrot by Nobody: 5:48pm On Feb 21, 2017

TashaGirl:
Hi ladies.
Cucumber is too big and it's only good for those with wide pussy . Carrot ti take over and safer and sweeter and will save your pussy from getting wide .

Just my 2cents thou
Happy Saturday

Carrot is too dirty. Are there not smaller cucumber? grin

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