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To fuvk just dey hungry me

What's special about val. For the childish act. Val or no val. We dey show love, our prick dey enter toto 24/7

That number 5 is crae sha, my mom is a bee, Lmao, way to go OP

Excuses and lies no de finish na. So on that day i'll find one lie or d other for my 6 girl friends.

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Laffing in latin..

BreadandBeans:
Op Thank you for the tips.. I go try am because I no fit by Val gifts for any girl o

Am with U #FvckBugari

The way I dey take look u

IYANGBALI enemyofprogress it is over

You copied with grammatical blunders.
Smh!
It's over

When did Valentine day become demonic that lovers are taught how to break up before the day?

1.I told u to cook rice and stew and u cooked stew before
rice it is over.
2.I told u to flash me and u called me. you don't take instructions.... it is over
3.I told u to iron my clothes and u ironed the shirt before the trouser.... it is over
4.I TOLD TOLD YOU TO SIT ON MY LAPS and U SAT sat and STARTED WHINING UR BOM BOM... do u want to cut my fasting.... it is over..

davodyguy:


Stale.

Not for we married men. We owe our wives a duty of care and love

na today.mr man park well.

Funjosh:
IYANGBALI enemyofprogress it is over

I'm outside the country on vacation in US, London to be precised.

Why did cook with plenty pepper, don't you know I have ulcer? You are capable of killing me, it's over

Lol

Very hilarious break up lines... Lol

Only number 6 has sense in it.


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Naija girls and long throat. The greatest gift from a man is love from his heart and not the material things everybody is talking about.

Dearie, Have u eaten; What did u eat.
What is wrong with u?
Do I look like a baby to u.
How can u be asking me this mumuish questions. In fact, its Over between us.

MosakuAW:
The write up there is only for TEENAGERS no matured person will use any as an excuse.

Guy loosen up and catch the fun. Though nobody can give such as an excuse, the humour in it is what made it worth reading and laughing at.

Handsomecole:
Me?? Since Jan 20th I don give my bae excuse say I no go dey around on on Val day. Any excuse now will be too late.

As u dey give her excuse somebody dey arrange her well to fvck her doggy that day

I gave you two eggs to boil one and fry the other,you boiled the one i said you should fry and fried the one you should boil, you're stubborn... It's over between us...

[color=#006600][/color] There is so much salt in the soup(even if dia isnt o), Gosh i can't take it anymore. Its over

Dude: Baby lts go raw on val day after the awting, Lovi-Lovi:honey no i am scared, dnt wana carry. That what u say always , its over[color=#000099][/color]

Let the girls keep allowing themselves to be used and dumped like expired bag of beans. i don't care.

Edwinmason:
1) 16 missed calls? you have killed my battery so you are capable of killing me
it over!!

2) you dont even have respect am talking and you are busy breathing
it over!!

3) i told you i like my food hot and you didnt warm the ice cream...
it over!!

4) i called you by 11:59pm and you didnt pick then you decide to call me by 12:05am..why did you wait till the next day..you are not caring
it over!!

5) i call you darling and you call me honey..so you mean my mother is a bee...you lack respect for inlaws
it over!!

6) why did you serve my food with red plate when you know am a chelsea fan...enemy of progress
it over!!

7)how can you be watching the television with the volume on...do you want to finish the subcription
it over!!

i called you and you picked immediately...you lack patience
it over!!
feel free to add yours let the fun continue

We are not in the mood to add anything now. Recession is bitting hard and protests are still going on biko

Baby who is amadi, baby what of nkusor.....baby who is driver@street6........u cheating its over