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I can't stop laughing about this joke ooo, hahahahaha, or is it really a joke or is this for real? Please people wey their mama they go market, na true Me, my mama dey go market though but i never see her phone book before. lol

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God bless Igbo mothers, they're the only best mothers in the entire world

Can you tell me any tribe in Nigeria that hustles and are more successful than the igbos

We don't have contacts like Femi Owambe, Adetoyo electrician, Ademumu Omonile, Olakankita Alaye

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Re: An Igbo Market Woman's Phone Book Looks Like This by Itannooluwa(f): 2:30pm On Feb 10, 2017
Atmmachine:

God bless Igbo mothers, they're the only best mothers in the entire world

Can you tell me any tribe in Nigeria that hustles and are more successful than the igbos

We don't have contacts like Femi Owambe, Adetoyo electrician, Ademumu Omonile, Olakankita Alaye
nd wat as dz taught us
Re: An Igbo Market Woman's Phone Book Looks Like This by blessedbyGod(f): 2:33pm On Feb 10, 2017
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Re: An Igbo Market Woman's Phone Book Looks Like This by specter(m): 2:40pm On Feb 10, 2017
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