galatico:

The world would have a better place without women !!!

They'r a necessary evil my guy, think about it what would u do when 'agro' nabs you, wikll it mean that the world wold be full of homosexuals or what? Besides how would we continue to procreate

y me:

i dont do beer so am only gonna observe

did u hear as some1 said earlier, its only prossies u find in beer parlours, u still wana be here?
Anyway ur welcome to my table, would you have some bailey's or somethin if u dont want beer?

Jobless men go to the bar
Hardworking ones go to their workplace.

mehn i dont understand virgins, imagine the wahala one gimme last nite cos of glo free call, she no gree me sleep when i was to wake at 5:30 cos she wants me to apologize for cutting her call to pic up my guys call n i didnot call her back, y is it that virgins cant just one day become mature,
y must they bug my life?,
am dead serious if ur reading this n ur still a virgin, go n lose it,
till date i havent met a mature, smart virgin and dont tell me am not searching in the rite place cos they dont exist, they r a myths,
no wonder they used to sacrifice virgins those days,

mama-gee:

Jobless men go to the bar
Hardworking ones go to their workplace.

so hardworking guys dont drink??
u dunno thats wat stops a man from hitting a girl when she misbehaves, a cold bottle of heineken,

u guys i just made a scientific discovery, the only specie of girls that can be understood (n i didnt say easy to understand) r the tom-boys,
self rite now am on the hunt for one,

Adrenaline:

They'r a necessary evil my guy, think about it what would u do when 'agro' nabs you, wikll it mean that the world wold be full of homosexuals or what? Besides how would we continue to procreate

did u hear as some1 said earlier, its only prossies u find in beer parlours, u still wana be here?
Anyway your welcome to my table, would you have some bailey's or somethin if u dont want beer?

Yeah!!! You are right!!!

mama-gee:

Jobless men go to the bar
Hardworking ones go to their workplace.

Shut the F**k up, hardworking men visit the bar to relax from the stree at work .

mama-gee:

Jobless men go to the bar
Hardworking ones go to their workplace.

and did u request for permission b4 posting here

Do you really think d world wud be a better place without women?

adolfe bad:

Do you really think d world wud be a better place without women?

The world have been a better place without woman, but there is only one problem to that, when "agro" comes who would satisfy us, is it our male folks? answer the question man .

see, like children, we have to manage their wailing knowing at the end of the night we would shut them up,
but lets not lie, they r too confused haaaaaaaaaaaaaa

did u ever think of a world wide gay community where men turn to men to ease their urge n which wud breed a diseased, cruel, n wicked world jus becuz women r absent, or did u eva figure out dat women r soft species nature put in d midst of hard hearted men to neutralise them n make d world softer?
Think of a world absent of women n think of a world long perished

^^ Guy, nor gock yourself o. women are more heartless than men, shey u hear

adolfe no dey talk like virgin, ahn ahn,girl never make u consider suicide b4,

which, their nature or actions?

i feel the vibe here jare!!

let me propose this theory a woman is the most simple person to handle and relate it notice the word (woman) but ladies (in plural) are complex and become an understandable scenario cos they just have rules and regulation they give themselves in other words their friends or cliq determines wat a lady is going to be like!

If ur lady seems un understandable check her friends! just my tots

tomaagy, u correct, they r not spontaneous
adolfe, both,

Lol kpolli
if i wuz a virgin i probly myt be better in some ways
lemme ask u if u are so angry wiv someone rytnow n all u have in ur mind is to ruin d fella but u step outside n see a very pretty gurl wiv nice lips and murderous curves n full perky juicy breasts wat happnes to ur anger at that moment?

as long as i was genuinely angry, nothing happens but if it was cos of a girl i was angry, then my tots change

Good

why is this season dry??

Someone pass one bottle jor

bar-man pass this man a bottle of harp lager,

Greetings elders I hail una   let me introduce myself with a story that happened to me yesterday 

At about 3AM yesterday, I was drunk as a skunk. I came home just in time to hear the cuckoo clock cuckoo three times. Quickly coming up with a plan, I cuckooed nine more times, hoping madam would think it was midnight. I was very proud of myself.

The next day, madam asked what time I got home, and I replied, "Midnight, just like I said."

She said that was good, and for some reason she said we needed a new cuckoo clock. When I asked why, she answered, "Last night when it cuckooed midnight, it cuckooed three times, said 'yeeeparipa!,' cuckooed four more times, farted [pppppprpppraaa, cuckooed three times, cleared its throat, cuckooed two more times and then started giggling."

lol, ur wife sharp sha, next time change te time manually,

cos christmas don dey shw, una don too broke to come beer parlour again?

Bar man put dat song terry-g by free madness. Yes swagga yes swagga,
Guys, My girl always tells me we're in a relationship and i think so. But ehh i prefer this bottle of gulder 2 her. Oh dear me. I prefer here than wit her

i dont know y girls dont understand that they push us out,
u cant dink wit them there so u go out n when u go out to drink,u always end up meeting a girl who has the same interest wit u (beer) n u end up sharing it togetha (u know now), then in the morning when u clean n sober,u go back to the girl u love

@atilla,
U don crase finally!!! dem nearly sack me just now as i read ur post!! for tht u get anoda round!!

"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."

MY BEERING IS RIGHT SO MORE BEER PLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSsss

omuti gbagbe ise o la keregbe mo ori

I'm getting tipsy already

Beer Beer Beer- One of the best inventions of Men

Women Women Women - One of the best inventions of God

Woman turned Man against God

God turned Women against Beer

God cautions Man against Beer

Women _______Bar man!----one more bottle please

-----to be continued.