my doctor said beer is my enemy, God said love ur enemy, so barman pass another round

had a nice time at the beer parlour today, if u didnt
go there now

This is the 22nd of December n nothing has happened yet,
haaaaaaaaa!!!!! y those this christmas feel dull, crisis everywhere, even bars barely empty,
wats going on? r people afraid of 2012 n saving their 1billion Euro
or no gingering song like "shayo" of last yr,
wats the problem

i posted somtin here but the thing disappear just like the beer in my cup!!!

so which mod dey do like olopa?dey raid our beer parlour?

Is the bar open??

I have a mad hangove, bar tender pls give me cold star to take my panadol.

no be only u my guy, i never taste water this weekend,
if my liver survives this unslot, i repent

ah, my guys, it a new yr, and because somtin must change in thi nu yr, i am changing my brand to somtin lighter, any suggestions?? u guys will have to say somtin b4 i become addicted to my black bottle again o!!

Happy new year dawg,
Delagasky, the new brand is harp ooooo,
dunno y ppl around have started drinking that ish mehn,
not tried it yet but would soon,
join the train

harp?? ok, will try it shortly, oh sorry, its monday morning!! in the evening sha, someone even said 33 is the best!!

33,
never tried that brand,
monday morning or friday nite, no difference,
all na shayo

sorry jare my person, happy nu yr to u too and to all jolly friends in the house

my brodas,
i get one debate wey dey y head now,
if u went out wit a girl (who claimed to be a V thru out), then she leaves u for no reason for another guy,
later one guy meets u, asks if u know her n u reply yes n he tells u while u two were going out, he was screwing her,
now as boys (we just dey come from 17:59 session) now we advised him to befriend her, drug her n rape her,
was that a bad advice?

ah!!!! baaaaadd!!!

hw is it bad??
never revenge o,
she maga u for 2 yrs, turn u into laughin stock for vgc,

My broda that one bad oooo!!!druging
her no still mean say you remove the
maga. You go just thank God say U
find out. Though the bobo wey tell
you no try, he for no tell you.
hence you no go think of revenge.

thats wat he keeps on saying, but i bliv wateva i advice a guy when tipsy, is the sh*t

u dont find decent men n women in d b.p u only find set of disgruntled,frustrated n lousy men there who probably went there 4 different reasons-2 drink away their frustrations,2 mit a loose gal n 2 find disgruntled friends like dem.
@gshyne u obviously r a male chauvenist

chauvenist he he hic

is that the name of a new football player, abeg pass me the opener jare!!!!

kulyie:

u dont find decent men n women in d b.p u only find set of disgruntled,frustrated n lousy men there who probably went there 4 different reasons-2 drink away their frustrations,2 mit a loose gal n 2 find disgruntled friends like dem.
@gshyne u obviously r a male chauvenist

I agree

n in a beer parlour, u occasionally see ppl who come n claim to be preachin but dont leave without tastin it,
well guy u obviously not old enuff to be called matured, so i will reserve my comment till ur off-age

oyinda u disappoint me,
n i had respect for u

Ha, a beer palour where you guys are not bragging about who you've slept with . . . Are you guys just fake or is it this joint?

we r responible men now,
or havent u been to a 21st century beer parlour, plus we havent slept wit an NL girl yet (atleast i havent)

What's with all this beer parlour beefing? Pass me point and kill jere!

@ Kpoli

Responsible men? Yea right! Wait till you sleep with someone here. You no go let us hear word again.

B4 i can talk anytin inside dis place, Bar pls serve everybody thier favorite (But pls no serve them one bottle each ooo)

i have never shagged n bragged,
dont need to
but i like listening to others tale,
thats a brilliant idea, guys tell ur tales

howdy y'all,
been a while,u all allowed my topic to fade in the archives abi,
i have noticed something of late, its not actually mtn or glo free midnight calls that keep lovers flowing, its starcomms weekend calls,
i think i need to get myself a starcomms phone cos girls now ask for ur bb pin or starcomms number,
n one other thing, every creature is a flirt, even u Mr reader

kpolli:

howdy y'all,
been a while,u all allowed my topic to fade in the archives abi,
i have noticed something of late, its not actually mtn or glo free midnight calls that keep lovers flowing, its starcomms weekend calls,
i think i need to get myself a starcomms phone cos girls now ask for your bb pin or starcomms number,
n one other thing, every creature is a flirt, even u Mr reader

i got a starcomms fone for dat very reason made a call one weekend and b4 i cud say jack robinson credit kaput! free calls is for the landline only.
bac to topic - eva wondered y all d chics for beer parlor seem lovelier with each bottle u shaq

wat time did u make the call,
n ur question cos the beer brings out their inner beauty

sun 7pm
in oda words women shud stop investing in beauty products, make de dey carry liquor 24/7 for owan boys to appreciate, afterall d salon tin na for us.