@milkan05 na gawd go save us from nepa o! Seven point agenda don go holiday as umaru still dey saudi. @meekas i no know say u be ultimate man ur sef o!

@daylae

on that umaru issue----u go fit allow ur vice, assistant or deputy bear the name goodluck from now on? *hic*


madam give me anoda bottle of UDEME

no but i fit let my immediate oga bear that name

On the our Goddluck matter, one guy wey i know just called off his church wedding!! why? his bestman is named Goddluck!! the rest is left to ur imagination!!
wat??!! Kpolli wetin be dis now, this ur pple wan spoil market for you o, this stout no cold now!!

@ Kpoli

I hear u.

@ dega

na so? wetin im for com do if im bestman name na john terry?

@all i quickly run go house,den say nepa won cut our light. Madam i beg help me bring the bottle make i continue o! @milkan05 i no fit work togeda with som1 wey dey bear goodluck o! The guy name overthrow alameisiegha and now he don do the same for umaru,oga o!

ol' boy eeeeeee! see men de high for aftanoon
abeg kpoli, gimme two chiiiiiiled bottles of harp

Nothing do us, maybe she fit connect me with the MD of nigerian brewries sef,cos i won make some complain personally to am.

Nothing do us, maybe she fit connect me with the MD of nigerian brewries sef,cos i won make some complain personally to am.

wetin u wan complain abt, i fit help u o

delagasky:

wetin u wan complain abt, i fit help u o

He wants to complain the unfair advantage that has plagued the entire Beer Palours in his vicinity.
They have simply refused to compensate him for contribution to the drinking society.

It is not fair i repeat. We need free drinks and some compensation. After all Uzoma the girl
that the Navy and that rear admiral beat has be asked to pay 100 Million.

na so? wetin im for com do if im bestman name na john terry?

lwkmd!!!

@delagasky abi u be the man assistant? Anyway sha,i won tell am say make them try reduce their prices so that all the people wey they take those local drink like sepe go afford buy beer.

He wants to complain the unfair advantage that has plagued the entire Beer Palours in his vicinity.
They have simply refused to compensate him for contribution to the drinking society.

It is not fair i repeat. We need free drinks and some compensation. After all Uzoma the girl
that the Navy and that rear admiral beat has be asked to pay 100 Million.

make he go court like the chic na

@delagasky abi u be the man assistant? Anyway sha,i won tell am say make them try reduce their prices so that all the people wey they take those local drink like sepe go afford buy beer.

if u no fit afford change ur brand as well

People, I just changed my middle name to Goodluck. Pls bar tender, serve everybody wht they drink

^^^^aeg make una push this boy out of here b4 somtin begin happen to all of us!!

Guys how una dey?today work tough oo! My oga no gree me rest since mornin.kpolli,why u dey dull this evenin.abeg sharply give me one dead star make i start wit.my throat don dry.i hear say dem sack our AGF.d guy don twist our constitution tire.kpolli,wetin hold u now?giv me opener.i suggest u employ service girls for here.this place is gettin too big 4u to run alone

Guyz i get one small gist

if your babe's bestfriend na very fine girl and u like am and she self like u seriously

one day ur babe come catch two of una dey kiss and she no talk anything she jus waka comot

later as u dey explain things to am she jus give u one very dirty slap!
wetin u go do if na u?

@bennygee,
Service girls?? i hear u, o ni bara e ti nba ole bo!!!

@adolf,
i go collect the slap and go back to her friend sharp sharp!!

Hahaha
correct guy i like u jor


kpolli wetin u go do?

kpolli no fit answer you now abeg, LASMA be wan tow him motor
So still dey beg them make them no carry him and the motor go Alausa.

@ adolf,as long as the new babe gel wit u,make u brush am wella then go beg ur babe later so that d slap no go be for nothin.e good as lastma don carry kpolli subaru go.that car don do plenty change of ownership.na who go giv me beer?dela,abi u go take over briefly.as kpolli dey wit goodluck yestday maybe dem go dash am motor from government house

@delagasky na here u still dey? Saw ur wife looking for u all about.

Make una tell kpolli to put LCD screen for here so we can watch EPL and i need another beer for the road.i don try for today.after 7 bottles and two plates of pepsoup.make i go play wit chinenye

abeg my brodas no vex,
i sharply go unilag block delagbasky niece, but if u see the mad hold-up for there, chai, we no get time reach hotel again, as my car dey tinted, we used the back seat for sharp sharp one,
delagbasky worse part is i didnt collect her name n number, abeg help me tell her to txt it to me, i enjoyed it,
as for the new waitresses, i don hear mama-gee, THE AMAKA,platimunk,ujujoan,abekeade,thoniaslim,ebonyeyes,ayettymama,sexybabes,even aunty iice n lastly i paid pounds just to get gabry,
so by 2mao, u will have new sexy, skimpy clothed waitresses n for extra box, they can, u know

U won turn this beer parlour to another thing be that o!

when all this clubs dey try still my customers

Mak i run comot hia b4 dis ya waitresses wey dey chop hard currency as oppose to HARD D*CK go wak me dry.

I beg make i dey go house before that my ugly wife lock door and swallow key.@kpolli i beg go repair una generator before i come hear early 2moro morning o!

So make we dey expect waitresses hun?
Nice

but abeg no bring Michelin come o
becuz she go scatter hia