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USA Green Card by Force or Fire (Pictures!) by conscience(m): 9:11am On Dec 07, 2005
'Broda' Gbenga,
Pray you are not crushed to death before your Green Card comes out.
Love is great

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Re: USA Green Card by Force or Fire (Pictures!) by conscience(m): 9:13am On Dec 07, 2005
just like a Lamb led to the Slaughter ,
Will you do this for Green card sake?

Re: USA Green Card by Force or Fire (Pictures!) by conscience(m): 9:28am On Dec 07, 2005
''Laughter in the midst of tragedy is not funny''!
True Love or Love for Green Card?

Re: USA Green Card by Force or Fire (Pictures!) by conscience(m): 9:29am On Dec 07, 2005
Lucky Gbenga?
Or what do you think?

Re: USA Green Card by Force or Fire (Pictures!) by kenflavor(m): 10:13am On Dec 07, 2005
grin cheesy cheesy

ha ha ha ha ha, I don die
Re: USA Green Card by Force or Fire (Pictures!) by Z4M4eva(f): 10:26am On Dec 07, 2005
That was funny cheesy
Re: USA Green Card by Force or Fire (Pictures!) by layi(m): 10:54am On Dec 07, 2005
Na wa o. na woman dey carry Man for leg now/ Who go dey on top when action begin?
Nna meeeen gbenga water don pass garri o. Make im no try vex for d woman if im no wan die.
Re: USA Green Card by Force or Fire (Pictures!) by da808cutie(f): 12:20pm On Dec 07, 2005
lord have mercy. things people will do.
....im laughing so hard ma mates are starring
Re: USA Green Card by Force or Fire (Pictures!) by Danoe(m): 12:35pm On Dec 07, 2005
I'm surprise !!!!!
But i don't doubt the success of what i've just seen.
Every thing being equal the issue of friendship, coutship and relationship in my own opinion is base on choice, interest and ability.
The black guy should have been much happy if he is satisfied with his choice and only work towards crediting and updating the avenues he had use to make his connections.

Looking at the pictures the black man looks happy with is female white counterpart.
I think he needs encouragement
. undecided

tongue
Re: USA Green Card by Force or Fire (Pictures!) by alheri(f): 12:46pm On Dec 07, 2005
shocked rolleyes rolleyes shocked shocked

Is she real?Haba,gbenga!ALLL that for a green card?
Re: USA Green Card by Force or Fire (Pictures!) by Z4M4eva(f): 1:02pm On Dec 07, 2005
@ Alheri, you don't know the[b] EXTENT[/b] people can go to get what they want cheesy
Re: USA Green Card by Force or Fire (Pictures!) by conscience(m): 5:27pm On Dec 07, 2005
Come to talk of it..........this is far better than giving your Spouse out for ''Arrangee'' marriage just to get Green card too.
In most cases, ''Arrangee husband may demand to ''chop'' madam ''Congo'' or else he backs out/ let the Cat out of the bag........
Even , if Bobo chop ur ''food'' .......u will never get to know.....shabi na Green card madam dey get ?
The Devil you know is still better than the green Snake in the green grass.
Broda Gbenga ride on........this is the flesh of your flesh.
I hope you got urself a ladder?
Re: USA Green Card by Force or Fire (Pictures!) by mamba(m): 5:52pm On Dec 07, 2005
That guy must definitely be a midget.. grin
Re: USA Green Card by Force or Fire (Pictures!) by ijebuman(m): 7:15pm On Dec 07, 2005
Looord have mercy!!! shocked
Re: USA Green Card by Force or Fire (Pictures!) by DarkNight1(m): 10:10pm On Dec 07, 2005
o c man must survive---chineke-olodumare-osanobua-allah!...i hope he gets it.
Re: USA Green Card by Force or Fire (Pictures!) by tamia(f): 10:11pm On Dec 07, 2005
this is hilarious. all that for green card?
Re: USA Green Card by Force or Fire (Pictures!) by pete(m): 3:19am On Dec 08, 2005
its funny, though its happening, those photographs are fictitious. The names made up and there is not even a story to it, in anycase, its a good pictoral presentation to drive home the point what immigrants have to go through to live in foreign lands.
Re: USA Green Card by Force or Fire (Pictures!) by WesleyanA(f): 3:25am On Dec 08, 2005
i really had to laugh at this one.

shocked grin grin cheesy cheesy shocked shocked lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Re: USA Green Card by Force or Fire (Pictures!) by hotangel2(f): 3:54am On Dec 08, 2005
This is funny! cheesy cheesy

But i'm surprised that we have people in here asking if "that happens". Of course that picture could be a bit 'unreal', there's still a lil bit of truth to it. The things people do for green card! You'll be amazed when u see it. Do i blame them?? Nahh!. Who do i blame?? You don't wanna know! smiley
Re: USA Green Card by Force or Fire (Pictures!) by conscience(m): 10:14am On Dec 08, 2005
What you see in those photographs are real people,
confirmed identity, real names and true story..........as told by the picture.
There is no phototrick I can assure you Or abi you blind?
What's so strange about it? If you want their telephone numbers i can oblige you.
A million and one guys/girls would do it over and over for ''GREEN CARD''
Abi I lie?
Re: USA Green Card by Force or Fire (Pictures!) by kenflavor(m): 12:32pm On Dec 08, 2005
Conscience, we will be very glad to have their phone numbers
Re: USA Green Card by Force or Fire (Pictures!) by alheri(f): 1:09pm On Dec 08, 2005
kenflavor,i hope youre not thinking of snatching this fine giant?!! grin cool
Re: USA Green Card by Force or Fire (Pictures!) by vizion: 4:44pm On Dec 13, 2005
the babe no big pass trouble wey poor man dey see for 9ja
so make the man ride on
if dem no get work make the man and woman go do exhibition
ppl go pay cash come look
Re: USA Green Card by Force or Fire (Pictures!) by ariba(m): 1:50pm On Dec 15, 2005
..this has passed a joke,i think its a horrible thing
wait a munite it might be true love,he might have a taste for only gigantic and .............(words reserved) women
Re: USA Green Card by Force or Fire (Pictures!) by Greatpeter(m): 10:45pm On Dec 19, 2005
You're just too funny.
Re: USA Green Card by Force or Fire (Pictures!) by goodguy(m): 10:57pm On Dec 19, 2005
Is the woman real?
Re: USA Green Card by Force or Fire (Pictures!) by Arvind(m): 8:58am On Jan 13, 2006
the girl is very pretty the guy is lucky to have such a beautiful and sexy woman i wish him all the best again i will add that the girl is very gorgeous and i somewhat envey this guy.
believe me i wish i am lucky as him
but let god bless him
Re: USA Green Card by Force or Fire (Pictures!) by Z4M4eva(f): 10:47am On Jan 13, 2006
Awww....such sweet words! smiley
Re: USA Green Card by Force or Fire (Pictures!) by theORAKU(m): 6:36pm On Jan 13, 2006
This one no be green card again, na RED card.

goodluck, brother gbenga.
Re: USA Green Card by Force or Fire (Pictures!) by christyne(f): 4:06pm On Jan 17, 2006
All that for green card? I don die rolleyes rolleyes
Re: USA Green Card by Force or Fire (Pictures!) by Icon(m): 3:52pm On Jan 21, 2006
OMG!!!
Is is the guy that's so small? or the woman that's so big?
Re: USA Green Card by Force or Fire (Pictures!) by Icon(m): 3:54pm On Jan 21, 2006
conscience:

What you see in those photographs are real people,
confirmed identity, real names and true story..........as told by the picture.
There is no phototrick I can assure you Or abi you blind?
What's so strange about it? If you want their telephone numbers i can oblige you.
A million and one guys/girls would do it over and over for ''GREEN CARD''
Abi I lie?
Conscience, have u actually met any of the two? or you have information based on hear-say?

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