Hi guys, can't help sharing this with you. It cracked me up badly.

A woman went shopping. At the cash counter, she opened her purse to pay. The cashier noticed a TV remote in her purse. He could not control his curiosity and asked,

"Do you always carry your TV remote with you?"

She replied " No, not always, but my husband refused to accompany me shopping today because of football match, so I took the remote.

*Moral :Accompany and support your wife in her hobbies.....*

The story continues....The cashier laughed and then returned all the items that lady had purchased. Shocked at this act, she asked the cashier what he was doing. He said,
"your husband has blocked your credit card.........."

*MORAL : Always respect the hobbies of your husband.*

Story continues....Wife took out her husband's credit card from purse and swiped it. Unfortunately he didn't block his own card.

*Moral: Don't underestimate the power and wisdom of your WIFE..*

Story continues...After swiping, the machine indicated, 'ENTER THE PIN SENT TO YOUR MOBILE PHONE'.......

*Moral: When a man tends to lose, the machine is smart enough to save him!*

Story continues....She smiled to herself and reached out for the mobile which rang in her purse. It was her husband's phone showing the forwarded SMS. She had taken it with the remote control so he doesn't call her during her shopping. She bought her items and returned home happily.

*Moral: Don't underestimate a desperate woman!*

On getting home, his car was gone. A note was lying on the table, "Couldn't find the remote. Gone out with the boys to watch the premiership match. Will be home late. Call me on my phone if you need something". He left with the house key too.

*Moral: Don't try to control your spouse. You will always lose!*

Have a lovely day y'all

Mr & Mrs Smith comes to mind.

Interesting

Fückn' hilarious

Not too sure if I should laugh or not sef... (just wondering what's so cracking...)

Nice

ponti93:
Hi guys, can't help sharing this with you. It cracked me up badly.

A woman went shopping. At the cash counter, she opened her purse to pay. The cashier noticed a TV remote in her purse. He could not control his curiosity and asked,

"Do you always carry your TV remote with you?"

She replied " No, not always, but my husband refused to accompany me shopping today because of football match, so I took the remote.

*Moral :Accompany and support your wife in her hobbies.....*

The story continues....The cashier laughed and then returned all the items that lady had purchased. Shocked at this act, she asked the cashier what he was doing. He said,
"your husband has blocked your credit card.........."

*MORAL : Always respect the hobbies of your husband.*

Story continues....Wife took out her husband's credit card from purse and swiped it. Unfortunately he didn't block his own card.

*Moral: Don't underestimate the power and wisdom of your WIFE..*

Story continues...After swiping, the machine indicated, 'ENTER THE PIN SENT TO YOUR MOBILE PHONE'.......

*Moral: When a man tends to lose, the machine is smart enough to save him!*

Story continues....She smiled to herself and reached out for the mobile which rang in her purse. It was her husband's phone showing the forwarded SMS. She had taken it with the remote control so he doesn't call her during her shopping. She bought her items and returned home happily.

*Moral: Don't underestimate a desperate woman!*

On getting home, his car was gone. A note was lying on the table, "Couldn't find the remote. Gone out with the boys to watch the premiership match. Will be home late. Call me on my phone if you need something". He left with the house key too.

*Moral: Don't try to control your spouse. You will always lose!*

Have a lovely day y'all

Since the husband went away with the house key, on which table he left the note he wrote?

I wish to have such a wife. All i see is a lively and smart and jovial woman.

At least person can cook up "moralful" stories in peace....

Lionhearted:
Since the husband went away with the house key, on which table he left the note he wrote?

Oh comon mahn, just ignore that part and don't spoil the fun

Nice one.

Wondering why you didn't post it in family section though.

Lionhearted:
Since the husband went away with the house key, on which table he left the note he wrote?

depending on the type of house... A table can be outside... Near the door where she can see it

Lionhearted:
Since the husband went away with the house key, on which table he left the note he wrote?

Could be the table in the gate house.

Hilarious.

Just wondering what she'll do when he gets back.

ponti93:
depending on the type of house... A table can be outside... Near the door where she can see it

Someone just told me to ignore that part so no comment.

If all wives and hubby will be like this, they won't be problem or divorce anywhere.
Interesting couple

darbeelicous:
lolz.... Like husband, like wife

exactly, perfect match

makydebbie:
Fückn' hilarious

watin carry 'fuckn' come here now

KIKIKIKIKI

What a couple!

Hajajajajajajaja.. .