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Re: Short Story: The Man Is Coming by samyfreshsmooth(m): 12:46pm On Feb 12, 2017
DTOBS:

Lol.. .you must be high on cheap drugs. grin


Bros! Keep off.. .or trailer will jam you..


Baby, nothing to be scared of... It's just a story...

I hope you slept well on my chest! Oya let's prepare for service...By the way the night was awesome, you too much.


Gbam! That's my slayqueen...always got my back..

The best any man can ever asks for.
Yewandequeen is Bae...
Re: Short Story: The Man Is Coming by samyfreshsmooth(m): 12:46pm On Feb 12, 2017
DTOBS:
Bros! Keep off.. .or trailer will jam you..

bros dont u know who i am

hadampson never tell u my story?....
Re: Short Story: The Man Is Coming by hormobolanle: 12:51pm On Feb 12, 2017
wow
d story was suspense filled right from d beginning,a job well done to our writter.
Dtobs u Don waka rich here??
Na WA o
Re: Short Story: The Man Is Coming by samyfreshsmooth(m): 12:55pm On Feb 12, 2017
DTOBS:

Lol.. .
No! I don't know who you are.

And Hadampson didn't tell me your story.. .

So, who are you and what is your story?

i leave that for my opponent to answer tongue tongue













































if i tell u my story now e go be like say i dy proud.....dont fret cos hadampson sha tell u grin

Re: Short Story: The Man Is Coming by Yewandequeen(f): 1:07pm On Feb 12, 2017
Hadampson:
Chaishockedshocked see as yewandequeen lambasted me..sad <<in dame jonathan's voice>> diaris God o.gringrin

P.S Ayam nur worthy of cleanin ya boo's shoe coz am nur a cobblersmiley itz only cobbler dah qualify tew clean shoe nd polish it.cheesy
tongue
Re: Short Story: The Man Is Coming by Yewandequeen(f): 1:08pm On Feb 12, 2017
Hadampson:
U're funnycheesy y dnt u sent dtobs tew go nd check.. Y me??sad

Cos he needs to keep me safe in the other room tongue
Re: Short Story: The Man Is Coming by Yewandequeen(f): 1:11pm On Feb 12, 2017
samyfreshsmooth:


hmmmm i'm liking u already........


but i would resist the overwhelming urge to engage u in a convo that am sure would have been gripping cos i promised my 8th great grand dad to never derail a thread on nl again.....



ps: if u're interested i'd like to take u to room10 @the_club to show u something fascinating wink wink

There is absolutely NOTHING that you have thats as fascinating and alluring as that which my sweet dtobs has.
Re: Short Story: The Man Is Coming by Yewandequeen(f): 1:15pm On Feb 12, 2017
Op please update so i can read in day time and not midnight #scary story
Re: Short Story: The Man Is Coming by samyfreshsmooth(m): 1:22pm On Feb 12, 2017
Yewandequeen:


There is absolutely NOTHING that you have thats as fascinating and alluring as that which my sweet dtobs has.

chisos!! shocked shocked


somebody should just kuku kee me cry cry

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Re: Short Story: The Man Is Coming by DTOBS(m): 1:34pm On Feb 12, 2017
hormobolanle:
wow
d story was suspense filled right from d beginning,a job well done to our writter.
Dtobs u Don waka rich here??
Na WA o
Lolzzz...where is eskillful? cheesy

Yewandequeen:


There is absolutely NOTHING that you have thats as fascinating and alluring as that which my sweet dtobs has.
cool cool
Kissesssssssss for
bae
samyfreshsmooth:


i leave that for my opponent to answer tongue tongue













































if i tell u my story now e go be like say i dy proud.....dont fret cos hadampson sha tell u grin
Well you can as well leave it out completely because I'm all honesty, I don't give a damn about your story.. . grin
Re: Short Story: The Man Is Coming by BlizzydoDo(f): 2:04pm On Feb 12, 2017
DTOBS:
Wow.. .nice story.. .
Let me invite blizzydodo, Spixytinxy to come see this
sosongo ufan mmi
Re: Short Story: The Man Is Coming by Hadampson(m): 2:51pm On Feb 12, 2017
Yewandequeen:

Cos he needs to keep me safe in the other room tongue
sad

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Re: Short Story: The Man Is Coming by Yewandequeen(f): 2:55pm On Feb 12, 2017
Re: Short Story: The Man Is Coming by Hadampson(m): 2:57pm On Feb 12, 2017
samyfreshsmooth:


i leave that for my opponent to answer tongue tongue













































if i tell u my story now e go be like say i dy proud.....dont fret cos hadampson sha tell u grin


Sammy i no dey in gud mood 2day... if u see hw dtob bae(wetin b ha moniker, yewandequeen) lambasted me 2day, guy u go cry on moi behalfsad

I just dey look ha coz she no knw who i be.. so i wan ask u shey maka show ha d ORIGINAL hadampsongrin


*chanting some incantations* cheesy
Re: Short Story: The Man Is Coming by Hadampson(m): 3:07pm On Feb 12, 2017
DTOBS:

Lolzz.. .because you are the houseboy!
And "na person pikin wey dey send on night errand" - Yoruba Proverb

Moreover, myself and my yewandequeen Slayqueen are busy inside...

Chaishockedshocked See insults, calln me 'HOUSEBOY' samyfreshsmooth i hope u are around to see diz.


The couple r steppin on moi toes o. i tink itz hightime i show dem who hadampson rili iz...


* Self appraisal*
Emi hadampson omo ifatedogrin
omo woyika mo ba ru eru keru
eru keru abi lala lenu


Dapo97 abeg go bring dah substance dah i gv yhu d oda tym.. d one i wrote OLUKOYA on it..
Re: Short Story: The Man Is Coming by Yewandequeen(f): 3:14pm On Feb 12, 2017
Hadampson:


Chaishockedshocked See insults, calln me 'HOUSEBOY' samyfreshsmooth i hope u are around to see diz.


The couple r steppin on moi toes o. i tink itz hightime i show dem who hadampson rili iz...


* Self appraisal*
Emi hadampson omo ifatedogrin
omo woyika mo ba ru eru keru
eru keru abi lala lenu


Dapo97 abeg go bring dah substance dah i gv yhu d oda tym.. d one i wrote OLUKOYA on it..

On christ the solid rock dtobs and i stands and no evil shall befall us neither shall any plague come near our dwelling tongue
Re: Short Story: The Man Is Coming by DTOBS(m): 3:29pm On Feb 12, 2017
Yewandequeen:


On christ the solid rock dtobs and i stands and no evil shall befall us neither shall any plague come near our dwelling tongue
We are solidly standing on the Rock that never fail...

Baba, nothing go do me and my Bae, because greater is HE that is in us than he that is in the world.

Yewandequeen boo, I want us to stroll out tonight...
Re: Short Story: The Man Is Coming by Hadampson(m): 3:38pm On Feb 12, 2017
Yewandequeen:


On christ the solid rock dtobs and i stands and no evil shall befall us neither shall any plague come near our dwelling tongue


By d time ayam 2ru with u pipo, u wil knw dah all diz wordings cumin outta ur mouth iz just a nursery rhyme..grincheesy
Re: Short Story: The Man Is Coming by DTOBS(m): 5:18pm On Feb 12, 2017
Hadampson:


By d time ayam 2ru with u pipo, u wil knw dah all diz wordings cumin outta ur mouth iz just a nursery rhyme..grincheesy
You can't do nothing cheesy grin cheesy...


BTW: where is this woman, she should come and update this things nahhhh... .

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Re: Short Story: The Man Is Coming by harameede99(f): 9:01pm On Feb 12, 2017
Oya i don cum lets ride on
Re: Short Story: The Man Is Coming by samyfreshsmooth(m): 9:54pm On Feb 12, 2017
Hadampson:


Sammy i no dey in gud mood 2day... if u see hw dtob bae(wetin b ha moniker, yewandequeen) lambasted me 2day, guy u go cry on moi behalfsad

I just dey look ha coz she no knw who i be.. so i wan ask u shey maka show ha d ORIGINAL hadampsongrin


*chanting some incantations* cheesy

i be wan say make u leave dem but wen i see the solo back2back comment wey two of drop 4 my head i had 2 change my mind


show them who the REAL HADAMPSON is


try make dat dtobs guy lose 1 testicle abeg......u fit do anytin wey u like 2 yewandequeen....
Re: Short Story: The Man Is Coming by samyfreshsmooth(m): 9:59pm On Feb 12, 2017
Hadampson:


Chaishockedshocked See insults, calln me 'HOUSEBOY' samyfreshsmooth i hope u are around to see diz.


The couple r steppin on moi toes o. i tink itz hightime i show dem who hadampson rili iz...


* Self appraisal*
Emi hadampson omo ifatedogrin
omo woyika mo ba ru eru keru
eru keru abi lala lenu


Dapo97 abeg go bring dah substance dah i gv yhu d oda tym.. d one i wrote OLUKOYA on it..


i dey see am o.....

i just dey vex 4 d 2 of dem

abeg dy use incantations take weaken dem 1st make i go bring some waffi guys (warri thug) make dem do finishing work
Re: Short Story: The Man Is Coming by Yewandequeen(f): 10:02pm On Feb 12, 2017
samyfreshsmooth:


i be wan say make u leave dem but wen i see the solo back2back comment wey two of drop 4 my head i had 2 change my mind


show them who the REAL HADAMPSON is


try make dat dtobs guy lose 1 testicle abeg......u fit do anytin wey u like 2 yewandequeen....

Dtobs and i has ordered you both be arrested for coup, man slaughter attempt, kidnapping, conspiracy Just to mention few. Be ready for jail term. angry
Re: Short Story: The Man Is Coming by samyfreshsmooth(m): 10:07pm On Feb 12, 2017
Yewandequeen:


Dtobs and i has ordered you both be arrested for coup, man slaughter attempt, kidnapping, conspiracy Just to mention few. Be ready for jail term. angry

ma'am we're dealing with spiritual forces here and u're talking abt arrest bah

u have not seen anything

abeg hadampson continue with d incantations jareh....infact dis time around make dtobs lose 1 testicle and make his john thomas tip-less grin grin
Re: Short Story: The Man Is Coming by Dapo97(m): 10:19pm On Feb 12, 2017
Hadampson:


Chaishockedshocked See insults, calln me 'HOUSEBOY' samyfreshsmooth i hope u are around to see diz.


The couple r steppin on moi toes o. i tink itz hightime i show dem who hadampson rili iz...


* Self appraisal*
Emi hadampson omo ifatedogrin
omo woyika mo ba ru eru keru
eru keru abi lala lenu


Dapo97 abeg go bring dah substance dah i gv yhu d oda tym.. d one i wrote OLUKOYA on it..
bloda dnt use olukoya.It will affect der unborn child joingringrin...Lez use d powder owngrin
Re: Short Story: The Man Is Coming by Dapo97(m): 10:26pm On Feb 12, 2017
ix jst a suqqextion oo...We can still use d olukoya...asap!Lemme go nd grind d leaf gringrin
Re: Short Story: The Man Is Coming by Hadampson(m): 10:40pm On Feb 12, 2017
Dapo97:

bloda dnt use olukoya.It will affect der unborn child joingringrin...Lez use d powder owngrin
Okay.. dah one too gudsmiley
Re: Short Story: The Man Is Coming by Hadampson(m): 10:43pm On Feb 12, 2017
samyfreshsmooth:



i dey see am o.....

i just dey vex 4 d 2 of dem

abeg dy use incantations take weaken dem 1st make i go bring some waffi guys (warri thug) make dem do finishing work
Dah iz moi real nigga of lyf.. i knw i cn count on u.. thankssmiley

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Re: Short Story: The Man Is Coming by Yewandequeen(f): 11:19pm On Feb 12, 2017
samyfreshsmooth:


ma'am we're dealing with spiritual forces here and u're talking abt arrest bah

u have not seen anything

abeg hadampson continue with d incantations jareh....infact dis time around make dtobs lose 1 testicle and make his john thomas tip-less grin grin


You both will continue the incantation in jail physically.

We have already arrested u spiritually.
Re: Short Story: The Man Is Coming by samyfreshsmooth(m): 11:42pm On Feb 12, 2017
Yewandequeen:


You both will continue the incantation in jail physically.

We have already arrested u spiritually.

ah shocked shocked

hadampson i don run leave u o.......this bae no be here


i dy suspect say na cele member (cos na only them fit beat u physically but u go dy feel the pain spiritually....and na only them fit arrest u both physically and spiritually at the same time),....and me no dy like cross path whth celes o

ma'am 4give me....i wont cause hullabaloos 4 u again....no vex
Re: Short Story: The Man Is Coming by Yewandequeen(f): 11:45pm On Feb 12, 2017
samyfreshsmooth:


ah shocked shocked

hadampson i don run leave u o.......this bae no be here


i dy suspect say na cele member (cos na only them fit beat u physically but u go dy feel the pain spiritually....and na only them fit arrest u both physically and spiritually at the same time),....and me no dy like cross path whth celes o

ma'am 4give me....i wont cause hullabaloos 4 u again....no vex

Its aiiy dear. Your sins are forgiven thee go and sin no more wink

Love from dtobs and I.

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Re: Short Story: The Man Is Coming by Hadampson(m): 12:10am On Feb 13, 2017
Yewandequeen:

You both will continue the incantation in jail physically.
We have already arrested u spiritually.

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