jay bee:

chamo u don kolo
nice one teacher.
hope say i no go collect slap when i practice dat in naij

tkb417:


u dey crase o

ok
see secretz
ma je ki chamo tan e je rara
ko ni swagger rara ko de damo

like i told u, daddy mi lo ni race course to be se temi
gbogbo ojo lo ma gbadun

wa je ka sere ife , ko sun mo mi pekipeki
kagbe tan letan ka wa wa alright

ma je ko tan e je o, chamo ko da hennesy mo yato si champagne

davidylan:

Se toasting ni gbo gbo radarada ti awon small boiz yi nko abi?

Secretz mo bi ti bread e ti wa buttered . . . emi o need long story.  

davidylan:

Se toasting ni gbo gbo radarada ti awon small boiz yi nko abi?

Secretz mo bi ti bread e ti wa buttered . . . emi o need long story.

Oya, oko mi, je ka lo, let us kerewa.

leave the rest, they just get mouf

Secretz:

^^^^ hanhan what did I say? my sister helped me type that oooo, is it something bad?

Secretz:

^^^^ hanhan what did I say? my sister helped me type that oooo, is it something bad?

chamotex:


How old is your sister?
Secretz we need to talk ASAP

Secretz:

oh dear. . .  see my life oohhhh. I am going before I get killed.    

tkb417:

are u serious?
didnt u see me when i asked her b4 u came?

wahala e ti poju bobo yi
rora o

ibkaye:

Racists

chamotex:

You are not going anywhere . . . oya gimme my 'toasting' back.

Just because u first me reach court no mean say u go win case na

tkb417:

say that in yoruba omo kekere

ibkaye:

That's the problem, I can't

tkb417:

so why not look and observe and not throw spanners in our toastings

by the way, who allowed u in here
are u meji din logun yet?

ibkaye:

What on earth is that?

tkb417:

see this babe o

dont you know
1-okan
2-meji
3-meta
4-merin
18-meji dinlogun
100-ogorun
1000- egberun
1000000- ill ask for this

so you dont know all these
u be ajeburra pikin

ibkaye:

Are you asking if I'm two yet?

jobzi:

La jolie fille, avec un joli sourire.comment de moi et vous allez quelque part frais ?

tkb417:

u dont understand yoruba, u cannot read
i typed mejidin logun
are u 18 yet
same to u
hw far? speak yourba abeg

ibkaye:

I understand it quite some bit when it's spoken to me thank you very much

'Yet', he says, who told you I haven't already been 18

Although most nairalanders believe me to be about 10

Igwe.:

lol, lemme cut you guys short with my igbo yan, who is ready to flow with me.
platy (Ada oma) kedu ebe ino?

tkb417:

i can understand the parsimony in your age/growth overtime
most NL would rather wanna take u to be 10 than 18 so as not to run foul of the law

so ure now 18, sounds good nau
u could be a victim of our toasting rendition here o if u dont mind
nyways, mummy ati daddy nko

igow kwenu

ibkaye:

Run foul of the law? Lmao

They're very very fine actually, yours?

And no I'm not 18, I'm 21

tkb417:

21
wow

come to the terbanacle and lets talk

tkb417:



igow kwenu  

ibkaye:

Lol, I kid I kid. Just bear in mind that I'm 'legal', whatever age I am

tkb417:

your antics will not put 'us' in prison in Jesus name

nyways, ill run an undercover check on ya soon
wait for the full report in 2 weeks

tkb417:



Igweeee
how body? na igbo kwenu i wan talk?

how bizniz?

cool my brother, we dey push am small small.