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How Many Kinds Of Pénis? by whywhyogun: 6:51pm On Feb 18, 2017 |
being a woman myself, i have encountered several men before i met my husband. i am honored to see quite a few beautiful pénis. according to my unconluded observation, men have 4 types of pénis. 1) big one, thick and long, the head part, including the glans, but not restricted to it, thrusts downward. but the head of glans will be tilting up slightly. a humble gentleman kind. 2) intermediate size, but with a knot at the middle, a bulging bung, reminds of the owner being a strapping man. 3) small chicken one, slim, and short, and nothing particular, but still available, provided it is solid when required. 4) weird mutant one, such like , it veers to one side, or inward, or anything else but looks normal. my experience is quite limited, so your interest and your enthusiasm for this thread is highly appreciated, come and share. |
Re: How Many Kinds Of Pénis? by herzern(m): 6:55pm On Feb 18, 2017 |
Re: How Many Kinds Of Pénis? by Nobody: 6:56pm On Feb 18, 2017 |
I only know 1...nothing more.. Nothing less.. 1 Like
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Re: How Many Kinds Of Pénis? by whywhyogun: 6:57pm On Feb 18, 2017 |
TrapQueen77: i dont believe it, you have no other boyfrieds before your husband? at least you may see tons of nude male photos from internet. |
Re: How Many Kinds Of Pénis? by Nobody: 6:59pm On Feb 18, 2017 |
It is a wao. |
Re: How Many Kinds Of Pénis? by Nobody: 7:06pm On Feb 18, 2017 |
whywhyogun: Yeaaah.. But in general.. It's juz a piece of meat dangling between their thighs.. Nothing enticed me.. |
Re: How Many Kinds Of Pénis? by boliswitpassprik(m): 7:08pm On Feb 18, 2017 |
There are different kinds of prik but none sweet reach Boli. |
Re: How Many Kinds Of Pénis? by whywhyogun: 7:08pm On Feb 18, 2017 |
TrapQueen77: 1) you are lying, or 2) you have not yet found out the fun of being a wife, sexually speaking 1 Like |
Re: How Many Kinds Of Pénis? by whywhyogun: 7:12pm On Feb 18, 2017 |
boliswitpassprik: why do you say so? are you a man or woman? |
Re: How Many Kinds Of Pénis? by boliswitpassprik(m): 7:14pm On Feb 18, 2017 |
Re: How Many Kinds Of Pénis? by whywhyogun: 7:17pm On Feb 18, 2017 |
boliswitpassprik: euphemism of gay? |
Re: How Many Kinds Of Pénis? by jamal999: 7:50pm On Feb 18, 2017 |
TrapQueen77:and you still crave for it[color=#990000][/color] 1 Like |
Re: How Many Kinds Of Pénis? by femolacqua(m): 8:51pm On Feb 18, 2017 |
TrapQueen77:Hmm, really? |
Re: How Many Kinds Of Pénis? by whywhyogun: 4:37am On Feb 19, 2017 |
jamal999: she means, she treats man's organ to be some kind of tool. |
Re: How Many Kinds Of Pénis? by LuvSwollenPussy(m): 2:28pm On Feb 25, 2017 |
I followed you cus you're freaky. I love freaks as I'm also one. |
Re: How Many Kinds Of Pénis? by Nobody: 2:40pm On Feb 25, 2017 |
whywhyogun: @bolded, I beg to disagree. You seem to have sampled more than your fair share of dicks before marriage to know the different types there are. If you know four types of d1ck well enough to write a dissertation on them, then I'm assuming each one fvcked you for not less that 2years. 2x4=8 8 years of experience sampling d1cks up and down the length and breadth of Nigeria is quite something. In other professional fields, having 8years of experience on your Resume will guarantee you a great job already. 1 Like |
Re: How Many Kinds Of Pénis? by whywhyogun: 2:52pm On Feb 25, 2017 |
Ioannes: a woman will spend 2 years or 2 days in sampling one organ? are you sure 2 years? is it such a difficult job? how can a romance, if not one night stand , last for 2 years, without any substantial aftermath, such as marriage? if not marriage, that relationship will end much earlier than 2 years. and the rest time of the 2 year period will be saved to taste more fun. |
Re: How Many Kinds Of Pénis? by whywhyogun: 2:57pm On Feb 25, 2017 |
Ioannes: and by the way, i have witnessed more types, but it is to tedious to enumerate them , or some types are so funny and weird that they are hard to be sorted, that, i simply reduce them to a symbolic 4 . my current husband's dick belongs to none of these 4 types. but it is cute too, at least not a bugbear. |
Re: How Many Kinds Of Pénis? by McBrooklyn(m): 3:00pm On Feb 25, 2017 |
Re: How Many Kinds Of Pénis? by Nobody: 3:02pm On Feb 25, 2017 |
whywhyogun: Oh I'm sure you have. You should write a book about this. |
Re: How Many Kinds Of Pénis? by whywhyogun: 3:13pm On Feb 25, 2017 |
Ioannes: it is nothing big deal, after i have browsed some websites from the west countries, i found out that there are a lot posts titled like "9 different types of dicks","how to tell one dick from another", but i felt disappointed , because , these articles are usually boasting or saying cliche, for example, it will list the "strong dick" for the first type, followed by the "hard dick", which , frankly speaking, i could not identify one from the other. so i creat this new humble thread by myself, which is mainly based on my experience, and i try to illuminate in a laconic simplified and practical way, to list how many types of dick i have seen. |
Re: How Many Kinds Of Pénis? by Nobody: 5:02pm On Feb 25, 2017 |
whywhyogun:you have spoil... But u still have one more thing to do before u're fully spoilt... Bleep me! |
Re: How Many Kinds Of Pénis? by whywhyogun: 5:06pm On Feb 25, 2017 |
SorftWerk: ?? |
Re: How Many Kinds Of Pénis? by whywhyogun: 5:10pm On Feb 25, 2017 |
SorftWerk: any nigerian woman has more than 10 different sex partners during her life span, dont tell me it is different in this country, since the world average level is 15 to 20 boyfriends for a woman, of course you may argue that the white girls are more licentious that they pull the statistical number to a bit higher. |
Re: How Many Kinds Of Pénis? by Nobody: 5:14pm On Feb 25, 2017 |
i hope you stay in this forum for a long time. you are a genuinely detailed person and you know how to express your thoughts. |
Re: How Many Kinds Of Pénis? by Nobody: 5:24pm On Feb 25, 2017 |
whywhyogun:all these explanation ain't necessary... I only asked you to fuq me and you'll notice there's a dick you're yet to see. |
Re: How Many Kinds Of Pénis? by Stevengerd(m): 5:35pm On Feb 25, 2017 |
With The Way "Whywhyogun" Dey Always Tok About Sex And Dick Related Matter, Huh U Be Lyk Na Sexecology U Read 4 Skul... Mo Mope Ema Bad Gan Ni Other Rum! |
Re: How Many Kinds Of Pénis? by Omonoba1: 6:37pm On Feb 25, 2017 |
SorftWerk:she is married |
Re: How Many Kinds Of Pénis? by Nobody: 6:49pm On Feb 25, 2017 |
whywhyogun: you really really try. Great post. You must be a dick specialist. It is a good thing. I'm sure Africa, if not the world, will benefit from your vast knowledge of dick. Kudos ma. |
Re: How Many Kinds Of Pénis? by Nobody: 7:24pm On Feb 25, 2017 |
Omonoba1:whats my concern... I want her pussy, whywhyogun, I want ur pussy! She's married ehen, should I fry beans? |
Re: How Many Kinds Of Pénis? by glo4chuks: 8:33pm On Feb 25, 2017 |
pls were are d pics |
Re: How Many Kinds Of Pénis? by whywhyogun: 6:02am On Feb 26, 2017 |
Stevengerd: i always dont feel like the iron-cold knowledge from the sex lessons in the school, taught by a middle-aged man with a bald pating and a spit-splashing mouth. i want to devle the sex fun and myth by my own body and try to share something fun in this forum. |
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