So I have been waiting and longing for this day since late last year. And, it was finally ,i slide into the bathroom feeling all funky. I let the the towel slip; standing unclad as I looked down and my eyes lit up when I saw it, standing about 8.5 inches erect in its ebony glamour and curve. I grabbed it, gave it a lil squeeze and stroking it n shaking; of course I have done this before it wasn't my first rodeo but this time felt different. It was getting harder for it to cum out, i increased intensity & presure and pressed the tip a few times, i could feel the fluid slowing moving to the tip. Atlast, it poured out its cream. Voilà! All white n jelly, that feeling of pleasure and estacy eloped me . OK, pause it! Get your mind out of the gutter I'm talking about my shower jel here So, back to my story, I was not just signing The Weekend –Earn it in the shower I was giving a 5star performance. Got all dressed up in my over starched shirt and Chinos. I looked at my wallet and 3000 smiled back at me
600 for drop, 800 for pop corn, 800 for ticket, 300 for soft n the rest for miscellaneous It was the perfect date, What could possibly go wrong?!
So I hopped on a kekenepep... ShopRite! I said like I was charging the metal beast in a Gothic battlefield.
The man zoomed off, and was swerving like it was Need for speed. While he was driving, a sound played in the background... of my mind,(it was just a beat from zayn Malik n Taylor Swift song —I don't wanna live forever. It's a One of the original soundtrack for the movie I was going to see) to give the scenario that Action movie feel. After about felt like 20mins or more, We arrived!!! How much? I asked as I got down and struck a Superman's pose. He replied "oga your money na #300 So, I smiled said with a smug on my face "A lanister always pays his debt" feeling like a badass paid and walked up to the gate... That's when I knew that I've got some nigga in me My left hand was jacking up my junk, my right freely swinging and I was slightly bent... n lean back when I walkI got to the entrance and was smiling sheepishly at the security at the checkpoint Lucky for me they didn't call DSS on me. I got to the ticketing stand, drumroll on the desk and a asked what time is Fifty Shades darker?!. The movie attended told me its not yet out in Nigeria cinemaas I spent over 1hour window shopping and roaming round the shopping mall complex like a lost chibok girl
Went home later in the evening and cried myself to sleep... Oh! Lawd, I kan't take it

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