I didn't have second thought of posting this supposedly news into jokes section. Honestly, the first lady of Zimbabwe has inherited this humorous ability from her funny husband.........................!



Zimbabwe’s First lady, Doctor
Grace Mugabe has advised young girls
in Zimbabwe to be careful with their
lives since girls have a higher chance of
falling pregnant than their male
counterparts.


Speaking at a rally in Buhera, a town
which is 110 miles away from the
border town of Mutare, in Zimbabwe,
the PhD holder said that it was
imperative for girls to be vigilant.
“Girls have a higher chance of falling
pregnant than boys. If you look at the
statistics, girls have nearly 100% chance
of getting pregnant, while boys have
nearly zero chances of falling pregnant.
This means girls have to be extra extra
vigilant”, she said
She was speaking at the re-launch of
her nationwide rallies, in which she
seeks to be confirmed as the next
President of Zimbabe after her iconic
husband Robert Mugabe dies.


At the same rally, she also said that it
was possible that Mugabe’s Zanu PF
party would field him as a candidate
even if he was dead.
Grace Mugabe also took the time to
explain how bees have sex in the air to
bemused 8 year olds who were
watching the rally.
She said the Queen Bee would literally
‘get done’ in the air.


Grace Mugabe holds a PhD, which she
was dubiously given two years ago,
within 2 months of enrolling.
In her response to the dubious degree,
she said that she did it by Grace, since
her name was Grace.,
Efforts to get a comment, on wether
Grace Mugabe had even held a Grade
Three science text book, which makes
it clear that boys cannot get pregnant
were fruitless.


thesoutherndaily.co.za/index.php/2017/02/19/girls-have-high-chance-of-pregnancy-says-mugabe/