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Why Are Pretty Ladies Usually Flat? by Outofsync(m): 9:02pm On Feb 22, 2017
This is something that feels me with so much pain and bafflement.
Why is it that girls with luscious endowed curves don't have the matching facial beauty? Some of them look like their face got bashed with a frying pan at birth but when you see that ass move, man..... You forget the face and your sorrows for a short brief ecclastical moment.

But girls who have an ironboard for physique and are as straight as the ruler in a mathematics set usually have pleasing facial symmetry, long legs, smooth skin and so on..

Why
Re: Why Are Pretty Ladies Usually Flat? by Nobody: 9:03pm On Feb 22, 2017
Because Y has 2 heads and 1 tail.

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Re: Why Are Pretty Ladies Usually Flat? by Nobody: 9:04pm On Feb 22, 2017
Who big ass help.............. tongue tongue tongue tongue

Abeg........fine face 4 life........ tongue tongue tongue tongue

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Re: Why Are Pretty Ladies Usually Flat? by Nobody: 9:09pm On Feb 22, 2017
I'm not flat kiss
Re: Why Are Pretty Ladies Usually Flat? by Nobody: 9:09pm On Feb 22, 2017
cheesy cheesy cheesy go for wat u want naw
Re: Why Are Pretty Ladies Usually Flat? by pweshboi(m): 9:14pm On Feb 22, 2017
lol my broda Nah to just do tumbo tumbo and follow 1 ooo... cos d matter tire me self

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Re: Why Are Pretty Ladies Usually Flat? by Outofsync(m): 9:14pm On Feb 22, 2017
NLchikeeto:
Who big ass help.............. tongue tongue tongue tongue

Abeg........fine face 4 life........ tongue tongue tongue tongue
Since you're female, I'm going to hazard a guess you fall under the "ironboard" group...

But seriously, there is something delightfully pleasing in admiring a round curved ass as it jiggles and cuts the air in round little arcs. As for boobies, ahh... Let's not even go there.

It's primal, bae. Fine face gets boring after a while.

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Re: Why Are Pretty Ladies Usually Flat? by Outofsync(m): 9:16pm On Feb 22, 2017
Fabulocity:
I'm not flat kiss
Ok.....
But....who ask you

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Re: Why Are Pretty Ladies Usually Flat? by nNEOo(m): 9:16pm On Feb 22, 2017
Why are guys with big dick always short
....riddle me that grin

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Re: Why Are Pretty Ladies Usually Flat? by Ab025(m): 9:18pm On Feb 22, 2017
Fabulocity:
I'm not flat kiss

prove it...
Re: Why Are Pretty Ladies Usually Flat? by Outofsync(m): 9:18pm On Feb 22, 2017
pweshboi:
lol my broda Nah to just do tumbo tumbo and follow 1 ooo... cos d matter tire me self
grin

Very badt sharp guy.
But it's stressful to keep two girls now.

Only a pro fit do dat and I neva enter dat level grin grin

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Re: Why Are Pretty Ladies Usually Flat? by darbeelicous(f): 9:18pm On Feb 22, 2017
jamb question.....
Re: Why Are Pretty Ladies Usually Flat? by Outofsync(m): 9:19pm On Feb 22, 2017
nNEOo:
Why are guys with big dick always short ....riddle me that grin
I'm tall and trust me; I'm well built smiley
Your correlation is moot.

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Re: Why Are Pretty Ladies Usually Flat? by ikes9(m): 9:20pm On Feb 22, 2017
lol me I prefer a pretty face to big boobs/ass..fine face dey cool temper

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Re: Why Are Pretty Ladies Usually Flat? by Amarabae(f): 9:23pm On Feb 22, 2017
neco gce question.
Re: Why Are Pretty Ladies Usually Flat? by SINZ: 9:23pm On Feb 22, 2017
Fabulocity:
I'm not flat kiss

grin
Re: Why Are Pretty Ladies Usually Flat? by Outofsync(m): 9:24pm On Feb 22, 2017
ikes9:
lol me I prefer a pretty face to big boobs/ass..fine face dey cool temper
Make I hear.

Big boobed girls have solved uncountable fights in history. cheesy

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Re: Why Are Pretty Ladies Usually Flat? by pweshboi(m): 9:25pm On Feb 22, 2017
Outofsync:

grin

Very badt sharp guy.
But it's stressful to keep two girls now.

Only a pro fit do dat and I neva enter dat level grin grin
bro to keep 5 girls no b d issue... the issue Nah you wan live long or not? cos the wahala Wey one girl get alone Nah die... Talkless of x5 of one girl wahala.
Re: Why Are Pretty Ladies Usually Flat? by Outofsync(m): 9:26pm On Feb 22, 2017
Amarabae:
neco gce question.
If you have nothing to contribute, why commentundecided



No doubt you're one of those females whose body look like a plank grin

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Re: Why Are Pretty Ladies Usually Flat? by pweshboi(m): 9:27pm On Feb 22, 2017
Outofsync:
Make I hear.
Big boobed girls have solved uncountable fights in history. cheesy
lol... like the one of Floyd Mayweather Jr. vs. Manny Pacquiao abi
Re: Why Are Pretty Ladies Usually Flat? by nNEOo(m): 9:27pm On Feb 22, 2017
Outofsync:
I'm tall and trust me; I'm well built smiley

Your correlation is moot.







OK congrats (if it's worth celebrating smiley )well am well over 5"6


But in that scale......it always swing towards them sad

I have been in a pool of well over twenty guys fully unclad and those short dudes get compensated down there it was funny though

I just have to approach one just to size my crump dick grin

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Re: Why Are Pretty Ladies Usually Flat? by nNEOo(m): 9:27pm On Feb 22, 2017
Outofsync:
I'm tall and trust me; I'm well built smiley

Your correlation is moot.







OK congrats (if it's worth celebrating smiley )well am well over 5"6


But in that scale......it always swing towards them sad

I have been in a pool of well over twenty guys fully unclad and those short dudes get compensated down there it was funny though

I just had to approach one just to size my crump dick grin
Re: Why Are Pretty Ladies Usually Flat? by Nobody: 9:31pm On Feb 22, 2017
You kiss
Outofsync:

Ok.....
But....who ask you
Re: Why Are Pretty Ladies Usually Flat? by nNEOo(m): 9:33pm On Feb 22, 2017
Hmm who noticed ; many insecure girls viewing this thread grin

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Re: Why Are Pretty Ladies Usually Flat? by optional1(f): 9:34pm On Feb 22, 2017
you are free to ask your creator this silly question... After he answer you request for a mould/ur rib so u can create your ideal/prefect lady.


Op he answer you.

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Re: Why Are Pretty Ladies Usually Flat? by LePrezident(m): 9:37pm On Feb 22, 2017
Fabulocity:
I'm not flat kiss

Picture or adunbilivit
Re: Why Are Pretty Ladies Usually Flat? by Lisaflex(f): 10:11pm On Feb 22, 2017
Op, d way out is vry simple...U jes need 2 cut off d head of d pretty straight gurl n glue it 2 d neck of d ugly curvy chick (after tking off her head as well)...Ds leaves u wt a pretty faced curvy chick(It isn't rocket science as u cn see)...All u need is guts wink

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Re: Why Are Pretty Ladies Usually Flat? by rawpadgin(m): 10:18pm On Feb 22, 2017
I love them that way
Re: Why Are Pretty Ladies Usually Flat? by TosinDru: 10:22pm On Feb 22, 2017
Fabulocity:
I'm not flat kiss
All of una flat for platoon 9
Re: Why Are Pretty Ladies Usually Flat? by youngdanee(m): 10:24pm On Feb 22, 2017
Girls are avoiding this threadgrin

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Re: Why Are Pretty Ladies Usually Flat? by amakadihot87(f): 10:34pm On Feb 22, 2017
nNEOo:
Why are guys with big dick always short
....riddle me that grin
........na true o
Re: Why Are Pretty Ladies Usually Flat? by Nobody: 10:36pm On Feb 22, 2017
lipsrsealed goan ask gifty

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