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The Best Timing To Attack Russia by Nobody: 4:16pm On Feb 24, 2017
Obama and his generals in the Pentagon were debating on the best timing to attack Russia. They couldn’t come to any agreement, so they decided to ask their allies.

The French said: ” We do not know, but certainly not in the winter. This will end badly. ” grin

The Germans responded: “We do not know, either, but definitely not in a summer. We have already tried.” grin

Someone in Obama’s war room had a brilliant idea to ask China, on the basis that China is developing and always has new ideas.

The Chinese answered: “The best time for this is right now. Russia is building the Power of Siberia pipeline, the North Stream Pipeline, Vostochny Cosmodrome Spaceport, the MegaProject bridge to Crimea; also Russian is upgrading the Trans-Siberian railroad with a new railway bridge across Lena River and the Amur-Yakutsk Mainline. Russia is also building new sports facilities for the World Cup and athletics, and has in development over 150 production projects in the Arctic … “Well, now they really need as many POWs as possible!” grin cheesy grin

Missy89, ValerianSteel & Lucasbalo - What do y'all think? grin cheesy grin

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Re: The Best Timing To Attack Russia by Lucasbalo(m): 4:44pm On Feb 24, 2017
Zoharariel:
Obama and his generals in the Pentagon were debating on the best
timing to attack Russia. They couldn’t come to any agreement, so they decided to ask their allies.

The French said: ” We do not know, but certainly not in the
winter. This will end badly. ”

The Germans responded: “We do not know, either, but definitely not in a summer. We have already tried.”

Someone in Obama’s war room had a brilliant idea to ask China, on the basis that China is developing and always has new ideas.

The Chinese answered: “The best time for this is right now. Russia is building the Power of Siberia pipeline, the North Stream Pipeline, Vostochny Cosmodrome Spaceport, the MegaProject bridge to Crimea; also Russian is upgrading the Trans-Siberian railroad with a new railway bridge across Lena River and the Amur-Yakutsk Mainline. Russia is also building new sports facilities for the World Cup and athletics, and has in development over 150 production projects in the Arctic … “Well, now they really need as many POWs as possible!” grin cheesy grin

Missy89, ValerianSteel & Lucasbalo - What do y'all think? grin cheesy grin
You always get me in your Geopolitics matters when you know damn well I am not interested . Will leave Missy89 and my Buddy ValerianSteel with that. Lol.

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Re: The Best Timing To Attack Russia by overhypedsteve(m): 5:41pm On Aug 22, 2017
Lols this is crazy funny. Would like to see Trump working at the Volkuta coal mine

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