NIGERIA FIRST SEMESTER EXAMINATION: 2015/2016 ACADEMIC SESSION.
COURSE TITLE: Introduction to APC Government
COURSE CODE: APC 101
TIME ALLOWED: 45 Mins
INSTRUCTION: Attempt All Questions
1. Discuss the probability of APC blaming GEJ for the next 3-years for
a. Dollar increase.
b. Fuel Price increase
c. Power Failure
d. Unemployment
e. Fulani Herdsmen Killings
2. If APC = All Promises Cancelled, where PMB is a constant, discuss the speed at which:
( i.) =N= 5000 promise is cancelled
(ii.) Feeding of school pupil is politicised
(iii.) NYSC allowance is constant amidst recession
(iv.) Fuel pump prices are increased deceitfully
3. Define the term, ''Budget padding''.
4. Mention 3 types of APC propaganda you know, and how they can be used in 21st century politics.
5. Mention 5 IDP you know that feeds with =N=14,000 everyday.
6. Mention the next 3 countries PMB will travel to and the disgrace he will receive.
7. If PMB is silent when herdsmen kill people and buys fighter jets when Biafra is mentioned, what is the probability that PMB is not a terrorist? Can you xplain why IPOB are called terrorist by Buhari and Fulani herdsmen are labelled foreigners?
8. Write short notes on these mad phrases;
(i). masquerade dressing,
(ii.) importation of grass
(iii). fantastically corrupt.
9. If x is change and y is lies/ propaganda, solve the equation, 2x + 5y = ?
10. If you used to be corrupt as a member of PDP and prosecuted by EFCC, but now fantastically corrupt as member of APC but NOT prosecuted by EFCC, explain the effect of generational curse on this deception called APC.
11. with a labeled diagram, describe the famous losses ever witnessed in recent time:
(i)-- loss of budget.
(II)-- loss of WAEC certificate.
(iii)- loss of the moon.
(iv)- loss of ear drum.
12. If President Buhari @ 73yrs received his 1953 secondary school classmates, with relevant logic, explain how old PMB was when he finished secondary school considering the fact that from 1953-2016 is 63 years.
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