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Re: Stupid Things Guys Do For Sex by ColdSweat(m): 8:55am On Mar 03, 2017
pocohantas:
Shun guys...
When konji hold them, they'll just humble and be begging like mumu. They'll say baby, it's not like I can't do without sex, but I wan us to connect" if I hear! Wifi connection

Then proceed to things like "let me put it inside, I won't shake it. You don't have to do anything, let me just enter and rest there. Okay, only the tip... baby allow me cum, you know I do have blue balls".

Sisters don't fall for it o grin
I can't stop laughing after reading this.. So phuqing hilarious!!!
Re: Stupid Things Guys Do For Sex by Catastrophe: 8:56am On Mar 03, 2017
oxon:
funny am not guilty of any ......sex has never been a thing I will let a woman leverage me with , e bad as e bad I go and self-service and in no time I cum back to my senses ....and the irony of this whole thing people think am a womanizer
My brother you are not a womanizer. What you are is a virgin.
Re: Stupid Things Guys Do For Sex by JSmart4u(m): 9:00am On Mar 03, 2017
Malawian:
How person go carry mouth put inside toto? U know wetin dey inside all those water ni?

Bro I dey laugh people wee say e no be anything grin grin grin
Dem even fit put mouth for cow yansh if u set money grin grin grin

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Re: Stupid Things Guys Do For Sex by wilgraham702: 9:06am On Mar 03, 2017
lol....This is Epic

ElizaVeta:
They keep asking this question in a conversation :

Do you live alone or with parents ?.. grin grin

Hehehe ..
Re: Stupid Things Guys Do For Sex by stevetee76(m): 9:21am On Mar 03, 2017
[color=#990000][/color]lol
QueenSuccubus:
grin


Scratching my head..

The #2 tho..so what if he travel from village to village juz to get laid sha grin? It's not bad as long he can afford..

He's a Professional Tourist grin
Re: Stupid Things Guys Do For Sex by metallisc(m): 9:26am On Mar 03, 2017
gracyblaze:



Neither am I..

Nwanyi Umuahia o!

Re: Stupid Things Guys Do For Sex by metallisc(m): 9:29am On Mar 03, 2017
1bkaye:
Rape

Re: Stupid Things Guys Do For Sex by Oluwaremythe(m): 9:33am On Mar 03, 2017
[quote author=pocohantas post=54220274]Shun guys...
When konji hold them, they'll just humble and be begging like mumu. They'll say baby, it's not like I can't do without sex, but I wan us to connect" if I hear! Wifi connection

Then proceed to things like "let me put it inside, I won't shake it. You don't have to do anything, let me just enter and rest there. Okay, only the tip... baby allow me cum, you know I do have blue balls".

Sisters don't fall for it o
cheesy and yu fink we dnt know ao stupid dos statements are trulywe jst dnt care at dat moment until day P is screwed
Tell me rubbish after d smashing and watch me put yu in ur place grin
Re: Stupid Things Guys Do For Sex by BiafraBushBoy(m): 9:48am On Mar 03, 2017
gracyblaze:


My temporary boyfriend, how market?

You forgot me na... No wahala sad
Re: Stupid Things Guys Do For Sex by Kakamorufu(m): 9:49am On Mar 03, 2017
haven't been with any girl that will insist on getting mouth action before sex. it's those that hates it or those that needs to be convinced that I've met so far.
Re: Stupid Things Guys Do For Sex by NemzySeries(m): 9:55am On Mar 03, 2017
Mendelssohn:


Really? You mean 40k? I bet you must have traveled by public bus. Because the fuel itself should be approaching 40k.
hahahahahahaha.... yes oooo, d place is far as fvck & av not bin dere b4 so der wuz no point risking it wit a personal ride.... mind u i wuz even a fresh corper den frm camp
Re: Stupid Things Guys Do For Sex by NemzySeries(m): 10:00am On Mar 03, 2017
gracyblaze:


I don screenshot am. Daddy must see this..
i take God beg u
Re: Stupid Things Guys Do For Sex by Olufemiolaolu(m): 10:00am On Mar 03, 2017
QueenSuccubus:
grin


Scratching my head..

The #2 tho..so what if he travel from village to village juz to get laid sha grin? It's not bad as long he can afford..

He's a Professional Tourist grin
bad dp cheesy
Re: Stupid Things Guys Do For Sex by NemzySeries(m): 10:01am On Mar 03, 2017
obaival:
grin grin ;DGuy i swear i did nt c sombody insyd u, na only human i de c grin grin grin grin grin
hahahahahahahahq...... na wen person sitdwn remember d past hin go kw say of a truth he has done silly tinz
Re: Stupid Things Guys Do For Sex by Longcucumber(m): 10:02am On Mar 03, 2017
ElizaVeta:
They keep asking this question in a conversation :

Do you live alone or with parents ?.. grin grin

Hehehe ..
see your innocent breeaasst
Re: Stupid Things Guys Do For Sex by NemzySeries(m): 10:07am On Mar 03, 2017
Mendelssohn:


Really? You mean 40k? I bet you must have traveled by public bus. Because the fuel itself should be approaching 40k.
and for d fuel part dat wuz 2014 December... tinz were slightly cheaper den
Re: Stupid Things Guys Do For Sex by Longcucumber(m): 10:07am On Mar 03, 2017
pocohantas:
Shun guys...
When konji hold them, they'll just humble and be begging like mumu. They'll say baby, it's not like I can't do without sex, but I wan us to connect" if I hear! Wifi connection

Then proceed to things like "let me put it inside, I won't shake it. You don't have to do anything, let me just enter and rest there. Okay, only the tip... baby allow me cum, you know I do have blue balls".

Sisters don't fall for it o grin
they are falling and they will keep falling,one even fell on my bed yestarday.
Re: Stupid Things Guys Do For Sex by Nobody: 10:11am On Mar 03, 2017
ElizaVeta:
They keep asking this question in a conversation :

Do you live alone or with parents ?.. grin grin

Hehehe ..

Hilarious!
Re: Stupid Things Guys Do For Sex by theunnamed: 10:15am On Mar 03, 2017
ElizaVeta:
They keep asking this question in a conversation :

Do you live alone or with parents ?.. grin grin

Hehehe ..


you are fine smiley
Re: Stupid Things Guys Do For Sex by mrgreen4real(m): 10:18am On Mar 03, 2017
Omotayor123:
Ayama!!! smiley

Only foolish people do crazy things for sex tongue
Guy if them don open fresh boobs and pussy wey you dey hunt for 3yrs com cover them with clothes say you no go see them again after your third leg don vex, you go beg like almajiri wey dey IDP camp
Re: Stupid Things Guys Do For Sex by XPYDA16: 10:35am On Mar 03, 2017
shamecurls:




That is one of the best thing that happened to mankind!


Please remove it from the list.

Sex without lick-up is inhuman, empty and void,

As a matter of fact, Its a sin not to indulge before and after sex

I agree with u, sex without that is boring
Re: Stupid Things Guys Do For Sex by XPYDA16: 10:39am On Mar 03, 2017
Malawian:
How person go carry mouth put inside toto? U know wetin dey inside all those water ni?

You're really missing out if u dont do it.

Find out from those who hav the experience.
Re: Stupid Things Guys Do For Sex by geraldmezi(m): 10:43am On Mar 03, 2017
Secret reviled..... Lol
Re: Stupid Things Guys Do For Sex by Bigsteveg(m): 10:49am On Mar 03, 2017
Seems u date underage boys, babe u need to change your guy. He's still a kid if he talks like that.

pocohantas:
Shun guys...
When konji hold them, they'll just humble and be begging like mumu. They'll say baby, it's not like I can't do without sex, but I wan us to connect" if I hear! Wifi connection

Then proceed to things like "let me put it inside, I won't shake it. You don't have to do anything, let me just enter and rest there. Okay, only the tip... baby allow me cum, you know I do have blue balls".

Sisters don't fall for it o grin
Re: Stupid Things Guys Do For Sex by ghostwritter(m): 11:24am On Mar 03, 2017
Omotayor123:
Ayama!!! smiley

Only foolish people do crazy things for sex tongue
then I will gladly be called a FOOL just because of you Omotayo....Allahamdulillahi!!, I almost thought I had lost you . Na me go marry u no matter how long it takes.
Re: Stupid Things Guys Do For Sex by gracyblaze(f): 11:27am On Mar 03, 2017
metallisc:


Nwanyi Umuahia o!

O chim!! Onye ma mu ebe a?
Re: Stupid Things Guys Do For Sex by gracyblaze(f): 11:28am On Mar 03, 2017
NemzySeries:

i take God beg u


Just settle me for back...Nigerian police style
Re: Stupid Things Guys Do For Sex by gracyblaze(f): 11:29am On Mar 03, 2017
BiafraBushBoy:


You forgot me na... No wahala sad

Sorry dear, na wetin old age d cause..
Re: Stupid Things Guys Do For Sex by metallisc(m): 11:32am On Mar 03, 2017
gracyblaze:


O chim!! Onye ma mu ebe a?


Nodikwa there! cheesy ihea wúkwa 2017 ka anó!
Re: Stupid Things Guys Do For Sex by gracyblaze(f): 11:37am On Mar 03, 2017
metallisc:



Nodikwa there! cheesy ihea wúkwa 2017 ka anó!


Hahahaha. Jisie ike

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