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If U Can't Name At Least 10, You Are Not A Nigerian by finnestdope(m): 6:50pm On Mar 08, 2017
Oya let's see if u can name the products/organisations of d following adverts.....

1. If I don't take care of him, who will?!
2...... Its in you
3. Every woman is a star
4. 0809ja for life
5.... Kills insects dead
6. I don port o
7...... With pride
8. The smartphone network
9. Just in one wash
10..... Go wipe o!
11. Bam bam la la
12. Long throat bottle
13. Where's the pulp
14. Sun is shining
15. Eight, eight, no stain no check!
16..... Our milk
17. Super taste, super you!
18. Iodized salt
19. Truly the first
20. Rich in malt, rich in taste, rich in happiness......

If u can't name at least 10, you are not a Nigerian.....
Re: If U Can't Name At Least 10, You Are Not A Nigerian by finnestdope(m): 6:56pm On Mar 08, 2017
make una de answer na
Re: If U Can't Name At Least 10, You Are Not A Nigerian by psucc(m): 6:59pm On Mar 08, 2017
We never chop since morning in the ututu.

Op some of those things you mentioned don double or even triple price + their container cone small + the taste no sweet again as before.

Wetin cause am?

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Re: If U Can't Name At Least 10, You Are Not A Nigerian by finnestdope(m): 7:05pm On Mar 08, 2017
psucc:
We never chop since morning in the ututu.

Op some of those things you mentioned don double or even triple price + their container cone small + the taste no sweet again as before.

Wetin cause am?

na they company naw
Re: If U Can't Name At Least 10, You Are Not A Nigerian by Ovems(f): 7:05pm On Mar 08, 2017
1.Dettol
2.Peak
3.Maggi star
4. Etisalat
5m
5. Mortine
6. mtn
7. Glo
8. airtel
9. ariel
10. hypo
11. honeywell
a
15.always
16. cowbell
19. first bank.

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Re: If U Can't Name At Least 10, You Are Not A Nigerian by finnestdope(m): 7:12pm On Mar 08, 2017
Ovems:

1.Dettol
2.Peak
3.Maggi star
4. Etisalat
5m
5. Mortine
6. mtn
7. Glo
8. airtel
9. ariel
10. hypo
11. honeywell
a
15.always
16. cowbell
19. first bank.

superb!!!! you are truely a Nigerian grin grin
Re: If U Can't Name At Least 10, You Are Not A Nigerian by Skillfullulu(m): 7:13pm On Mar 08, 2017
18: Annapurna
Re: If U Can't Name At Least 10, You Are Not A Nigerian by finnestdope(m): 7:20pm On Mar 08, 2017
Skillfullulu:
18: Annapurna

Re: If U Can't Name At Least 10, You Are Not A Nigerian by Yuneehk(f): 7:23pm On Mar 08, 2017
12- Pepsi
13- Chivita
14- Sunlight
17- Knorr
20- Ovaltine

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Re: If U Can't Name At Least 10, You Are Not A Nigerian by ITbomb(m): 7:25pm On Mar 08, 2017
As if na better thing to be a Nigerian
Re: If U Can't Name At Least 10, You Are Not A Nigerian by finnestdope(m): 7:26pm On Mar 08, 2017
Yuneehk:
12- Pepsi
13- Chivita
14- Sunlight
17- Knorr
20- Ovaltine


tried
Re: If U Can't Name At Least 10, You Are Not A Nigerian by finnestdope(m): 7:27pm On Mar 08, 2017
ITbomb:
As if na better thing to be a Nigerian


buh u still cant deny d fact that you are a nigerian cheesy grin
Re: If U Can't Name At Least 10, You Are Not A Nigerian by Lastpharoah33: 7:34pm On Mar 08, 2017
Mehn... Those jingles seems familiar, Dstv ti take over

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Re: If U Can't Name At Least 10, You Are Not A Nigerian by finnestdope(m): 7:37pm On Mar 08, 2017
Lastpharoah33:
Mehn... Those jingles seems familiar, Dstv ti take over

Re: If U Can't Name At Least 10, You Are Not A Nigerian by malikombi(m): 7:45pm On Mar 08, 2017
Now that I'm not a Nigerian nko??
Re: If U Can't Name At Least 10, You Are Not A Nigerian by finnestdope(m): 7:48pm On Mar 08, 2017
malikombi:
Now that I'm not a Nigerian nko??

what country re u from?
Re: If U Can't Name At Least 10, You Are Not A Nigerian by MrFlavvor(m): 9:00pm On Mar 08, 2017
Skillfullulu:
18: Annapurna
wrong, motherf*cker(excuse the language) mr chef iodized salt
Re: If U Can't Name At Least 10, You Are Not A Nigerian by MrFlavvor(m): 9:01pm On Mar 08, 2017
Skillfullulu:
18: Annapurna
wrong, motherf*cker(excuse the language)

mr chef iodized salt
Re: If U Can't Name At Least 10, You Are Not A Nigerian by gqboyy(m): 1:49am On Mar 09, 2017
I can't name 10 pls cum n take me outta naija. Naija don taya me
Re: If U Can't Name At Least 10, You Are Not A Nigerian by finnestdope(m): 7:38am On Mar 09, 2017
gqboyy:
I can't name 10 pls cum n take me outta naija. Naija don taya me

hahahaha, to where?
Re: If U Can't Name At Least 10, You Are Not A Nigerian by gqboyy(m): 10:20am On Mar 09, 2017
finnestdope:

hahahaha, to where?
Anywhere I just wan survive I no wan die
Re: If U Can't Name At Least 10, You Are Not A Nigerian by finnestdope(m): 12:48pm On May 15, 2017
gqboyy:
Anywhere I just wan survive I no wan die

grin grin grin grin

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