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My Garri Is Finished. Please Help by Nobody: 9:21pm On Mar 08, 2017
i have been managing on garri for the past 6-7 days,now the garri is finished. Pls i dont intend to beg. Their are some services i can render just help me by ordering my services please.

I can help manage your social media page.
.
i can do Fb Targeting.

i show you how to get usa phone number to verify
amazon affiliate account and paypal.

i can create Nice fb cover for your page.

i can write a decent short salesletter.

i can bring your song to top 50 on itunes(i resell this service)
i can help review your salesletter.

i can read.

i can create free blogger.com and blogs

i can help you create usa amazon affiliate account.

for exporters i can fish out email of companies who might be interested in your product.

i can analyse shares of companies.
i can write a decent and short business proposal.

i know a lot about lean startups.
i can get you youtube views,likes,dislikes and subscribers.(i resell)

please help me make hunger no kill me.please even if it is 5h i can withdraw and buy rice or indomie abeg.

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Re: My Garri Is Finished. Please Help by ikbnice(m): 9:33pm On Mar 08, 2017
With all these ideas, you shouldn't be living on garri alone

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Re: My Garri Is Finished. Please Help by Nobody: 9:38pm On Mar 08, 2017
ikbnice:
With all these ideas, you shouldn't be living on garri alone
i could try and build a business around one. But it might talk months to be successful. But how will i survive before then.
Re: My Garri Is Finished. Please Help by czarina(f): 9:40pm On Mar 08, 2017
Child Of God, you can do 'everything' and u're still feeding on just garri?

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Re: My Garri Is Finished. Please Help by ikbnice(m): 9:41pm On Mar 08, 2017
supergata:
i could try and build a business around one. But it might talk months to be successful. But how will i survive before then.
you should have started long ago. You can start now
Re: My Garri Is Finished. Please Help by Nobody: 9:44pm On Mar 08, 2017
ikbnice:
you should have started long ago. You can start now
i have started i reached out to some upcoming artiste friends about ranking their songs but most of them havent heard of itunes self talkless of ranking.

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Re: My Garri Is Finished. Please Help by Nobody: 9:46pm On Mar 08, 2017
ikbnice:
you should have started long ago. You can start now
i have started i reached out to some upcoming artiste friends about ranking their songs but most of them havent heard of itunes self talkless of ranking. what if no one responds what if i dont get a sale in one week. what will i eat tommorow, next tommorow.

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Re: My Garri Is Finished. Please Help by Nobody: 9:47pm On Mar 08, 2017
czarina:
Child Of God, you can do 'everything' and u're still feeding on just garri?
what do you want done ma even if it is 5h i will accepted
Re: My Garri Is Finished. Please Help by czarina(f): 9:54pm On Mar 08, 2017
supergata:
what do you want done ma even if it is 5h i will accepted
Can U Stil Go Out To Buy Garri Dis Nite? Or Even Use The Atm? Just Askin
Re: My Garri Is Finished. Please Help by Nobody: 9:59pm On Mar 08, 2017
czarina:
Can U Stil Go Out To Buy Garri Dis Nite? Or Even Use The Atm? Just Askin
i cant buy garri this night as they would have closed but i can use the atm as i live close to a university campus(uniben).
Re: My Garri Is Finished. Please Help by czarina(f): 10:07pm On Mar 08, 2017
supergata:
i cant buy garri this night as they would have closed but i can use the atm as i live close to a university campus(uniben).
just Tried My Access Mobile Bank As I've Been Having Issues Wt It, Stil Not Working, Was Going To Ask For Ur Acc Number, Just Try And Look For Something To Chow This Evening, Then Pm Me With Ur Bank Details. I'm Not Assuring U Of Much As I'm A Serving Corp Member Bt I'll Send Something, Been Through That, Stil Go Through It Sometimes So I Understand And Believe You.

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Re: My Garri Is Finished. Please Help by Nobody: 10:32pm On Mar 08, 2017
czarina:
just Tried My Access Mobile Bank As I've Been Having Issues Wt It, Stil Not Working, Was Going To Ask For Ur Acc Number, Just Try And Look For Something To Chow This Evening, Then Pm Me With Ur Bank Details. I'm Not Assuring U Of Much As I'm A Serving Corp Member Bt I'll Send Something, Been Through That, Stil Go Through It Sometimes So I Understand And Believe You.
its 0216994035 GT bank. Thanks ma. I hope one day i would be able to make you prod that you helped me. thanks ma. i posted here to prevent anyone from pming you claiming to be me.
Re: My Garri Is Finished. Please Help by czarina(f): 10:36pm On Mar 08, 2017
supergata:
its 0216994035 GT bank. Thanks ma. I hope one day i would be able to make you prod that you helped me. thanks ma. i posted here to prevent anyone from pming you claiming to be me.
got It, Tomorrow It Is, By His Grace.

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Re: My Garri Is Finished. Please Help by Nobody: 10:40pm On Mar 08, 2017
czarina:
got It, Tomorrow It Is, By His Grace.
Thanks again ma
Re: My Garri Is Finished. Please Help by masties2(f): 12:04am On Mar 09, 2017
Maybe you can build a simple blog for me and then I pay you?
Re: My Garri Is Finished. Please Help by gqboyy(m): 1:51am On Mar 09, 2017
But ur data never finish

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Re: My Garri Is Finished. Please Help by ifyalways(f): 4:04am On Mar 09, 2017
gqboyy:
But ur data never finish
Lol. It's free data from school.

@ OP, contact Sinestroo, he's gonna teach you how to make egg stew/soup and garri cake. smiley

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Re: My Garri Is Finished. Please Help by gqboyy(m): 5:37am On Mar 09, 2017
ifyalways:

Lol. It's free data from school.

@ OP, contact Sinestroo, he's gonna teach you how to make egg stew/soup and garri cake. smiley
Dem evn get free data for school. See enjoyment

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Re: My Garri Is Finished. Please Help by Nobody: 6:52am On Mar 09, 2017
ifyalways:

Lol. It's free data from school.

@ OP, contact Sinestroo, he's gonna teach you how to make egg stew/soup and garri cake. smiley
OP you don hear? If you wan come mia teach you.
Re: My Garri Is Finished. Please Help by Acidosis(m): 7:14am On Mar 09, 2017
Bro, post these services/skills on the relevant section on Nairaland and see how much emails and phone calls you will get in one day. I'm assuring you based on my personal and daily experience.

You can create a FB page, and you haven't created one for yourself?

You build website/blogs? You've never thought about owing one?

Combine that with the affiliate marketing/marketing and other services you claim you do and you're good to go!

Giving you 3k or 5k to buy more garri won't solve the problem. You don't need to attract sympathy by using words like garri, etc. Nobody will pay a broke man anything for a business plan. They want to see how much your so called plans and ideas have offered you. Be on the top of your game and be the best you can be.

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Re: My Garri Is Finished. Please Help by czarina(f): 8:24am On Mar 09, 2017
supergata:
Thanks again ma
Hey, sent it now, manage it pls.
Re: My Garri Is Finished. Please Help by czarina(f): 8:24am On Mar 09, 2017
supergata:
Thanks again ma
Hey,i just sent it now, manage it pls.
Re: My Garri Is Finished. Please Help by Greenbullet(m): 8:32am On Mar 09, 2017
supergata:
i have been managing on garri for the past 6-7 days,now the garri is finished. Pls i dont intend to beg. Their are some services i can render just help me by ordering my services please.

I can help manage your social media page.
.
i can do Fb Targeting.

i show you how to get usa phone number to verify
amazon affiliate account and paypal.

i can create Nice fb cover for your page.

i can write a decent short salesletter.

i can bring your song to top 50 on itunes(i resell this service)
i can help review your salesletter.

i can read.

i can create free blogger.com and blogs

i can help you create usa amazon affiliate account.

for exporters i can fish out email of companies who might be interested in your product.

i can analyse shares of companies.
i can write a decent and short business proposal.

i know a lot about lean startups.
i can get you youtube views,likes,dislikes and subscribers.(i resell)

please help me make hunger no kill me.please even if it is 5h i can withdraw and buy rice or indomie abeg.
if you can.promote a website, I will pay you
Re: My Garri Is Finished. Please Help by Nobody: 9:04am On Mar 09, 2017
OP, see job offers coming your way, but wise and make the most of these offers.
Re: My Garri Is Finished. Please Help by Nobody: 9:27am On Mar 09, 2017
masties2:
Maybe you can build a simple blog for me and then I pay you?
i can sir but data is another problem. just tell me the exact specifications.
Re: My Garri Is Finished. Please Help by Nobody: 9:29am On Mar 09, 2017
czarina:
Hey,i just sent it now, manage it pls.
i saw the alert ma. Thanks ma.

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Re: My Garri Is Finished. Please Help by Nobody: 9:30am On Mar 09, 2017
Greenbullet:
if you can.promote a website, I will pay you
yes i can depending if you want free traffic or paid traffic. But please be very specific sir.
Re: My Garri Is Finished. Please Help by Nobody: 9:39am On Mar 09, 2017
Acidosis:
Bro, post these services/skills on the relevant section on Nairaland and see how much emails and phone calls you will get in one day. I'm assuring you based on my personal and daily experience.

You can create a FB page, and you haven't created one for yourself?

You build website/blogs? You've never thought about owing one?

Combine that with the affiliate marketing/marketing and other services you claim you do and you're good to go!

Giving you 3k or 5k to buy more garri won't solve the problem. You don't need to attract sympathy by using words like garri, etc. Nobody will pay a broke man anything for a business plan. They want to see how much your so called plans and ideas have offered you. Be on the top of your game and be the best you can be.
i was trying the best i can but jumia suddenly canceled my affiliate earnings. i switched to amazon but no sale in almost three months. this the fb page for my business . https://mobile.facebook.com/thekitchenshopper/ .and data is another problem. Though i was trying to attract sympathy but i was also telling the truth.
Re: My Garri Is Finished. Please Help by Nobody: 9:41am On Mar 09, 2017
gqboyy:
Dem evn get free data for school. See enjoyment
please i dont have free data not everybody has access to the wifi.i am typing on the 100mb i borrowed from mtn
Re: My Garri Is Finished. Please Help by Nobody: 9:42am On Mar 09, 2017
gqboyy:
But ur data never finish
its borrowed data sir
Re: My Garri Is Finished. Please Help by Nobody: 9:44am On Mar 09, 2017
ifyalways:

Lol. It's free data from school.

@ OP, contact Sinestroo, he's gonna teach you how to make egg stew/soup and garri cake. smiley
That free data is not free. and is not acessible to everyone. and i live off k
Re: My Garri Is Finished. Please Help by Nobody: 9:47am On Mar 09, 2017
Sinestroo:

OP you don hear? If you wan come mia teach you.
Oga sir. i have eaten worse things. even that garri cake and egg stew is a luxury as far as i am concerned.

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