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| It Was Only By The Grace Of God I Escaped Being Murdered By My Girlfriend Today by Nobody: 8:32pm On Mar 15, 2017 |
Chai!!! My people come and imagine what happened to me today oooo. I was with my girlfriend minding my own business when she came up with the idea to help me shave my privates. As a sure guy, I gotta agree. So she got down to getting it shaved with a razor as sharp as the sword Jet Li wielded in his hit movie "Hero". As she was Shaving it, body no be firewood na. My body started moving like a bus shuttling from lagos to benin. I was enjoying the Shaving and I didn't know when I mistakenly called my other girlfriend name. Before I knew what's up, the razor cut me the first time, she said na mistake I believed. The second time ko, she said mistake, now .............. Ogbeni stop imagining and call ambulance, police, firefighters whatever before person go die for here. |
| Re: It Was Only By The Grace Of God I Escaped Being Murdered By My Girlfriend Today by WHITEWIZARD(m): 8:35pm On Mar 15, 2017 |
You are not even ashamed of yourself that you are using a razor blade to shave.. 3 Likes |
| Re: It Was Only By The Grace Of God I Escaped Being Murdered By My Girlfriend Today by Nobody: 8:35pm On Mar 15, 2017 |
Mtcheeeeew  |
| Re: It Was Only By The Grace Of God I Escaped Being Murdered By My Girlfriend Today by dollyjoy(f): 8:35pm On Mar 15, 2017 |
Mad people full this life oo  1 Like |
| Re: It Was Only By The Grace Of God I Escaped Being Murdered By My Girlfriend Today by youngberry001(m): 8:37pm On Mar 15, 2017 |
| Re: It Was Only By The Grace Of God I Escaped Being Murdered By My Girlfriend Today by Cutehector(m): 8:37pm On Mar 15, 2017 |
WHITEWIZARD:lol u dey fall hands sha... |
| Re: It Was Only By The Grace Of God I Escaped Being Murdered By My Girlfriend Today by Cutehector(m): 8:38pm On Mar 15, 2017 |
And why would u allow a woman to shave you? Don't do that next time . |
| Re: It Was Only By The Grace Of God I Escaped Being Murdered By My Girlfriend Today by kinginvagina: 8:38pm On Mar 15, 2017 |
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| Re: It Was Only By The Grace Of God I Escaped Being Murdered By My Girlfriend Today by Nobody: 8:38pm On Mar 15, 2017 |
Why? dollyjoy: |
| Re: It Was Only By The Grace Of God I Escaped Being Murdered By My Girlfriend Today by Nobody: 8:40pm On Mar 15, 2017 |
youngberry001:Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew |
| Re: It Was Only By The Grace Of God I Escaped Being Murdered By My Girlfriend Today by WHITEWIZARD(m): 8:40pm On Mar 15, 2017 |
Cutehector:lol bro. The guy just publicly said it.. And in his mind, he has created a funny thread.. |
| Re: It Was Only By The Grace Of God I Escaped Being Murdered By My Girlfriend Today by Heartmender1: 8:41pm On Mar 15, 2017 |
Iranu |
| Re: It Was Only By The Grace Of God I Escaped Being Murdered By My Girlfriend Today by firstking01(m): 8:46pm On Mar 15, 2017 |
Stupid people upandan. |
| Re: It Was Only By The Grace Of God I Escaped Being Murdered By My Girlfriend Today by Cutehector(m): 8:47pm On Mar 15, 2017 |
WHITEWIZARD:lol not that . d reason why I mentioned u falling hands is because you reasoned the op was talkn about razor blade.. When actually shaving sticks can as well be called razors... |
| Re: It Was Only By The Grace Of God I Escaped Being Murdered By My Girlfriend Today by WHITEWIZARD(m): 8:50pm On Mar 15, 2017 |
Cutehector:yeah true.. The op said razor blade... I knew he meant those 10 naira tiger razor blade.  |
| Re: It Was Only By The Grace Of God I Escaped Being Murdered By My Girlfriend Today by Amarabae(f): 8:58pm On Mar 15, 2017 |
so mmm don go be this? |
| Re: It Was Only By The Grace Of God I Escaped Being Murdered By My Girlfriend Today by BlackDBagba: 9:30pm On Mar 15, 2017 |
one sec.... |
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