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This is one of the best posts I have read about MEN. by Incrizz(f): 3:52pm On Mar 24, 2017
By ​Myles Munroe......On Marriage & Relationships​

Ladies and Gentlemen,
This post is not for everybody. It's for people who wish to get understanding.

★The word "Eden" is an Hebrew word for "where God dwells", so the first thing God gave man was "His Presence".

*(1)*So the first thing a man needs is NOT a woman; it is the presence of God, and a woman should meet him in the presence of God. Eve met Adam in Eden.

*(2)*The next thing God gave man after putting him in the Garden was WORK. (Gen. 2:15). God gave man work before giving him a woman. That means a man needs a job before he gets a woman. God's priorities are very clear.

*(3)*The third thing God told man was "Cultivate"...... Cultivate here means, bring out the best in everything around you, to maximize the potentials of everything and everyone around you; to make everything fruithful. He only said that to the male. That's why God will never give a man a finished woman. The male was created by God to create whatever he wants. The woman you are looking for doesn't exist; she's in your head. Your job is to take the raw material you married and cultivate her into the woman in your head. So you have been married for 20yrs and you still don't like the product you get, that's your *fault*.

*(3a)*If your wife is putting a little weight and you don't like that, don't criticize her; it's your job to wake her at 6am, " Hey baby, let's go jogging".

*(3b)*You don't like her dress? Take her to a boutique and buy her clothes you like.

*(3c)* She can't speak good English? Send her to school and pay her tuition fee. CULTIVATE HER!!!!

*(4)*The fourth thing God said to man was, "Guard the Garden". The man has to be the protector of everything under his care. That's why God gave you a stronger bone frame. A bigger muscle mass, not to abuse the woman, but to protect the woman.

*(5)*The last thing God gave man was his Word... God told man not to touch the tree; God never told the woman about the tree, NEVER!!!..... Which means it was the man WHO received the word of God and his job was to teach his wife the word of God.

*NOTE*: Nothing frustrates a woman like when she asks her man "So what do you think" and the dummy answers "what ever you think is OK"....or keeps quiet. ..Giving Silence...mmmm.
Don't do that bro, don't do that. She's looking for knowledge and direction. That was the last command God gave to man in Vs 17.

★Now watch this: in verse 18, God said, "It is not good for this man to be alone". Now, don't just read the statement fast, read it again slowly, " it is not good for THIS MAN to be alone".

WHAT MAN
Answer : The man who is:
*In his presence
*Has a job (working)
*Can Cultivate you
*Can protect you
*Can teach you.
So here's the problem:
★ if you meet a man who doesn't like God's presence, isn't working, can't cultivate you, can't protect you and can't teach you, then.....
IT IS GOOD FOR THAT MAN TO BE ALONE....
Full Stop! *Pls, pass this across to the youth, married and your loved ones.

-Copied



A man is the spiritual head of the home, hear ye men who are looking for praying wives but wanna remain spiritually lazy.
From Abraham down to Joseph of Jesus, every instruction God gave a man concerning his family, was given to the man (yes, the Angel spoke to Mary but all the instructions of leave to Egypt, return etc was given to Joeseph)

Quick Question QQ grin
Scripture clearly States, a man shall leave his father and mother and be joined to his wife and the two, one flesh"

How come in Nigeria/Africa it is, "when you marry a man, you marry his family?? Kikigrin
As per, it's the woman that leaves her father and mother to marry the man's family!!grin

Did you also notice from the Scripture above that, it's only the wife that God says the man shall be one with? Not mother *dodges stone* grin

My greetings and shout out and hailings, yeah, to all ye able Captains of your homes; to be a man is not a day's job kiss

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Re: This is one of the best posts I have read about MEN. by dimexy247(m): 3:56pm On Mar 24, 2017
Now you are talking
Re: This is one of the best posts I have read about MEN. by TANKDESTROYER(m): 3:58pm On Mar 24, 2017
Gbam!!!!

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Re: This is one of the best posts I have read about MEN. by Incrizz(f): 3:59pm On Mar 24, 2017
dimexy247:
Now you are talking

Lol...grin
Re: This is one of the best posts I have read about MEN. by newyorks(m): 4:01pm On Mar 24, 2017
La Hear
Re: This is one of the best posts I have read about MEN. by knightsson: 4:01pm On Mar 24, 2017
too long
Re: This is one of the best posts I have read about MEN. by geez18(m): 4:06pm On Mar 24, 2017
quite funny but the truth.

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Re: This is one of the best posts I have read about MEN. by femolacqua(m): 4:13pm On Mar 24, 2017
True talk.

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Re: This is one of the best posts I have read about MEN. by Incrizz(f): 4:12pm On Mar 26, 2017
knightsson:
too long

But very interesting smiley
Re: This is one of the best posts I have read about MEN. by czarr(m): 4:24pm On Mar 26, 2017
So women should sit down and be lazy and do nothing!
This is a scam!!!...it's just an excuse to push all responsibility on the man so it would always look like the man's fault.


This should not be an ego booster for men rather read through the lines and see the SCAM!!

It's now my duty to wake you up to jog?!
And if she's loosing so much weight, it's my duty to wake you up to eat? I just dey vex anytime I see this kind of write ups, and the men would start feeling like bosses not knowing they are just indirectly slaving for the female specie who would then live longer than them. SMH....look around you and see the number of women growing fat/obese because they have no effing responsibility and now it's my job to make you loose weight?

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Re: This is one of the best posts I have read about MEN. by Divay22(f): 4:32pm On Mar 26, 2017
He who has eyes let him see and he who has brain let him understand...

Nice one OP
Re: This is one of the best posts I have read about MEN. by babyfaceafrica: 4:55pm On Mar 26, 2017
Incrizz:


But very interesting smiley
lolz...ladies just like to whine themselves sha...whatever rocks their boat!!

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Re: This is one of the best posts I have read about MEN. by Incrizz(f): 5:42pm On Mar 26, 2017
czarr:
So women should sit down and be lazy and do nothing!
This is a scam!!!...it's just an excuse to push all responsibility on the man so it would always look like the man's fault.


This should not be an ego booster for men rather read through the lines and see the SCAM!!

It's now my duty to wake you up to jog?!
And if she's loosing so much weight, it's my duty to wake you up to eat? I just dey vex anytime I see this kind of write ups, and the men would start feeling like bosses not knowing they are just indirectly slaving for the female specie who would then live longer than them. SMH....look around you and see the number of women growing fat/obese because they have no effing responsibility and now it's my job to make you loose weight?

Yes. You must slave for your woman.grin

Oh!
You think "head of the home" means moi moi??
You want to be the head but want the woman to take the responsibility?

I don't get you.
Re: This is one of the best posts I have read about MEN. by Nobody: 5:59pm On Mar 26, 2017
Incrizz:


Lol...grin

Since the days of King Solomon except Jesus, I havent seen a man with so much wisdom as Dr Munroe, his insight is heavenly, his preaching, breathtaking.
Re: This is one of the best posts I have read about MEN. by Incrizz(f): 7:17am On Mar 27, 2017
babyfaceafrica:
lolz...ladies just like to whine themselves sha...whatever rocks their boat!!

We are special and we know it grin tongue
Re: This is one of the best posts I have read about MEN. by babyfaceafrica: 7:26am On Mar 27, 2017
Incrizz:


We are special and we know it grin tongue
special indeed...if it makes you sleep!!

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Re: This is one of the best posts I have read about MEN. by Incrizz(f): 7:33am On Mar 27, 2017
babyfaceafrica:
special indeed...if it makes you sleep!!

It does.
grin
Re: This is one of the best posts I have read about MEN. by babyfaceafrica: 7:35am On Mar 27, 2017
Incrizz:


It does.
grin
enjoy
Re: This is one of the best posts I have read about MEN. by Incrizz(f): 7:39am On Mar 27, 2017
babyfaceafrica:
enjoy

Oh I will.
grin
Re: This is one of the best posts I have read about MEN. by wealthplusng: 4:23pm On Mar 27, 2017
Myles Monroe - One of the finest and best sermon preacher of all times. He was loved by many for his intelligence, wisdom and brilliance considering the way he delivers his sermon. Died in a plane crash with his wife, he will be so missed by me...

"Do you need to make extra cash in order to augment your take-home pay? My signature has all the secrets"

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Re: This is one of the best posts I have read about MEN. by Nobody: 9:56am On Nov 22, 2017
Incrizz:
By ​Myles Munroe......On Marriage & Relationships​

Ladies and Gentlemen,
This post is not for everybody. It's for people who wish to get understanding.

★The word "Eden" is an Hebrew word for "where God dwells", so the first thing God gave man was "His Presence".

*(1)*So the first thing a man needs is NOT a woman; it is the presence of God, and a woman should meet him in the presence of God. Eve met Adam in Eden.

*(2)*The next thing God gave man after putting him in the Garden was WORK. (Gen. 2:15). God gave man work before giving him a woman. That means a man needs a job before he gets a woman. God's priorities are very clear.

*(3)*The third thing God told man was "Cultivate"...... Cultivate here means, bring out the best in everything around you, to maximize the potentials of everything and everyone around you; to make everything fruithful. He only said that to the male. That's why God will never give a man a finished woman. The male was created by God to create whatever he wants. The woman you are looking for doesn't exist; she's in your head. Your job is to take the raw material you married and cultivate her into the woman in your head. So you have been married for 20yrs and you still don't like the product you get, that's your *fault*.

*(3a)*If your wife is putting a little weight and you don't like that, don't criticize her; it's your job to wake her at 6am, " Hey baby, let's go jogging".

*(3b)*You don't like her dress? Take her to a boutique and buy her clothes you like.

*(3c)* She can't speak good English? Send her to school and pay her tuition fee. CULTIVATE HER!!!!

*(4)*The fourth thing God said to man was, "Guard the Garden". The man has to be the protector of everything under his care. That's why God gave you a stronger bone frame. A bigger muscle mass, not to abuse the woman, but to protect the woman.

*(5)*The last thing God gave man was his Word... God told man not to touch the tree; God never told the woman about the tree, NEVER!!!..... Which means it was the man WHO received the word of God and his job was to teach his wife the word of God.

*NOTE*: Nothing frustrates a woman like when she asks her man "So what do you think" and the dummy answers "what ever you think is OK"....or keeps quiet. ..Giving Silence...mmmm.
Don't do that bro, don't do that. She's looking for knowledge and direction. That was the last command God gave to man in Vs 17.

★Now watch this: in verse 18, God said, "It is not good for this man to be alone". Now, don't just read the statement fast, read it again slowly, " it is not good for THIS MAN to be alone".

WHAT MAN
Answer : The man who is:
*In his presence
*Has a job (working)
*Can Cultivate you
*Can protect you
*Can teach you.
So here's the problem:
★ if you meet a man who doesn't like God's presence, isn't working, can't cultivate you, can't protect you and can't teach you, then.....
IT IS GOOD FOR THAT MAN TO BE ALONE....
Full Stop! *Pls, pass this across to the youth, married and your loved ones.

-Copied



A man is the spiritual head of the home, hear ye men who are looking for praying wives but wanna remain spiritually lazy.
From Abraham down to Joseph of Jesus, every instruction God gave a man concerning his family, was given to the man (yes, the Angel spoke to Mary but all the instructions of leave to Egypt, return etc was given to Joeseph)

Quick Question QQ grin
Scripture clearly States, a man shall leave his father and mother and be joined to his wife and the two, one flesh"

How come in Nigeria/Africa it is, "when you marry a man, you marry his family?? Kikigrin
As per, it's the woman that leaves her father and mother to marry the man's family!!grin

Did you also notice from the Scripture above that, it's only the wife that God says the man shall be one with? Not mother *dodges stone* grin

My greetings and shout out and hailings, yeah, to all ye able Captains of your homes; to be a man is not a day's job kiss


Excellent.


I'm recommending this to everyone that has ears. Excellent
Re: This is one of the best posts I have read about MEN. by newslifeop: 10:01am On Nov 22, 2017
Hmm
Re: This is one of the best posts I have read about MEN. by Pojomojo: 10:03am On Nov 22, 2017
ear men,
1. Having many girlfriends does not make you a man. It only makes you a womanizer and a cheat and a boy.
2. A real man has only one woman in his life.
3. For the fact that you are good in bed does not make you a man. A real man is the man who does not run away from his responsibility but faces it squarely.
4. You don't need to sag your trousers and walk round the street before girls will love you. Infact it is only small boys that sag trousers and it is premature little girls that fall in love with men who sag trousers.
5. Don't use and dump ladies. Remember the law of karma. Whatever you do, you will receive the reward.
6. If you cannot make her your wife, don't make her a mother.
7. Do not obey your erection at all times. Most times our erections mislead us to the wrong direction. Control your erection. Don't let your erection control you.
8. It is not everything you see under skirt that you should hustle to eat, some skirts contain snakes that will bite you. Control your sex urge. Self control and abstinence pays a lot.
9. Do not date a lady because she has sexy curves, boobs and shapes. Those things are just packaging; and packaging can be very deceptive.
10. Respect any lady that loves you.
11. Do not beat any woman, even if she is your wife.
12. Real men don't gossip.
13. Spend more time to hustle for money. Real and wise men use their time to think and plan on how to be financially successful. Foolish men use their time to think and plan on how to sleep with many girls.
14. The world only celebrates successful men. Nobody will celebrate you for having many girlfriends. Therefore what is the benefit? Waste of energy and waste of protein.
BE A WISE MAN.

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Re: This is one of the best posts I have read about MEN. by ubunja(m): 11:05am On Nov 22, 2017
how does a post about men end up glorifying women
What The actual Fvck!!!!!!!?

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Re: This is one of the best posts I have read about MEN. by Nobody: 11:33am On Nov 22, 2017
Pojomojo:
ear men,
1. Having many girlfriends does not make you a man. It only makes you a womanizer and a cheat and a boy.
2. A real man has only one woman in his life.
3. For the fact that you are good in bed does not make you a man. A real man is the man who does not run away from his responsibility but faces it squarely.
4. You don't need to sag your trousers and walk round the street before girls will love you. Infact it is only small boys that sag trousers and it is premature little girls that fall in love with men who sag trousers.
5. Don't use and dump ladies. Remember the law of karma. Whatever you do, you will receive the reward.
6. If you cannot make her your wife, don't make her a mother.
7. Do not obey your erection at all times. Most times our erections mislead us to the wrong direction. Control your erection. Don't let your erection control you.
8. It is not everything you see under skirt that you should hustle to eat, some skirts contain snakes that will bite you. Control your sex urge. Self control and abstinence pays a lot.
9. Do not date a lady because she has sexy curves, boobs and shapes. Those things are just packaging; and packaging can be very deceptive.
10. Respect any lady that loves you.
11. Do not beat any woman, even if she is your wife.
12. Real men don't gossip.
13. Spend more time to hustle for money. Real and wise men use their time to think and plan on how to be financially successful. Foolish men use their time to think and plan on how to sleep with many girls.
14. The world only celebrates successful men. Nobody will celebrate you for having many girlfriends. Therefore what is the benefit? Waste of energy and waste of protein.
BE A WISE MAN.
This is extraordinary

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Re: This is one of the best posts I have read about MEN. by Barzinime(m): 12:23pm On Nov 22, 2017
you are a slowpoke...im sure you dont know anything in school...you cant even comprehend
op never made mention of women being lazy..and you are the lazy one
czarr:
So women should sit down and be lazy and do nothing!
This is a scam!!!...it's just an excuse to push all responsibility on the man so it would always look like the man's fault.


This should not be an ego booster for men rather read through the lines and see the SCAM!!

It's now my duty to wake you up to jog?!
And if she's loosing so much weight, it's my duty to wake you up to eat? I just dey vex anytime I see this kind of write ups, and the men would start feeling like bosses not knowing they are just indirectly slaving for the female specie who would then live longer than them. SMH....look around you and see the number of women growing fat/obese because they have no effing responsibility and now it's my job to make you loose weight?
Re: This is one of the best posts I have read about MEN. by righthappenings: 1:59pm On Nov 22, 2017
Nice one OP, you hardly find people read, and comment on this kind of post.
Re: This is one of the best posts I have read about MEN. by TheManofTomorrow(m): 3:55pm On Nov 22, 2017
Incrizz:


Lol...grin
If ur man does all that and still scratch him scrotum when talking to you. will you divorce him? undecided
Re: This is one of the best posts I have read about MEN. by Incrizz(f): 7:03pm On Nov 22, 2017
TheManofTomorrow:
If ur man does all that and still scratch him scrotum when talking to you. will you divorce him? undecided

Ahahaha...
Well you said my man, right?
I can't get out of the relationship because of that but, he will be nagged out of that habit I assure ya. It's either he gives up or forfeits he's peace of mindgrin
Re: This is one of the best posts I have read about MEN. by Incrizz(f): 7:08pm On Nov 22, 2017
Jupxter:



Excellent.


I'm recommending this to everyone that has ears. Excellent

Thank you o jare, my brother.
Re: This is one of the best posts I have read about MEN. by Incrizz(f): 7:10pm On Nov 22, 2017
Barzinime:
you are a slowpoke...im sure you dont know anything in school...you cant even comprehend
op never made mention of women being lazy..and you are the lazy one

Thank you!

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