Seriously I can't say it is funny but on a side it is. In my little study or observation, I have seen people skip church services for different reasons which are mostly not genuine.

Most of us are guilty of some of these excuses and repentance form this act will help us.

Below I will be pointing out 7 common and unworthy excuses people give for skipping church services.

1. Films Watching

2. No offering to pay

3. Cloth unironed

4. Their favorite pastor will not be preaching

5. Opportunity to rest

6, No water to bathe

7. Unable to locate Bible

There are more to this but no matter what, let nothing stop you from going to the presence of God on a sunday.

It is one day you have to appreciate your maker for the previous week and to commit the coming one in to his hands.

Happy sunday.

Source :
http://www.dailyguide.com.ng/2017/04/7-excuses-people-give-for-skipping.html?m=1

I was charging my phone. It didn't get full. Can't worship God with half-charge.

My excuse
Yahweh does not exist, if he does he's definitely not as described in the Bible

i'm having fever (na lie o)

lol... seriously I wish I had an excuse for not going to church, but taaaaa, I have none. No church, no mosque, nothing...

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tetula123:
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edlion57:
C

BrightEye:
lol

Epositive:
A

New members sighted

OP u missed one... in a bid to get FTC in Nairaland...psychos full here.. look properly na them comment for ur thread



Am exempted though.. lol

Flimsy excuses for not wanting to serve GOD

Shhhhh!! I'm in church, dnt disturb!

hopefulLandlord:
My excuse

Yahweh does not exist, if he does he's definitely not as described in the Bible

Prove he does not exist.

^^^ See dem.. Deputy Jesus.

Yes I'm skipping church today and Number 5 is as close to it as I can give (not an excuse, a reason).
A brother needs some rest, as I'd still have to work today, after working yesterday, and work tomorrow and all through the week.
Pray for us who can't make it to church.

3 & 5 mostly.

Well, I don't go to church at all cos I believe most of the people in church if not all are hypocrites.

None of the above is an excuse,if u wanna worship God you will..chikina

DeBlessedOne:
Shhhhh!! I'm in church, dnt disturb!

are u sh*tting me?

Okay

Add to that lack of stable electricity....cooking and storing of cooked food will be so much easier and fun with it.

Opportunity to rest is a good excuse! When you jam physically exerting installations at site for two straight weeks, body go tell you !

candidbabe:
Flimsy excuses for not wanting to serve GOD

Don't be a primitive xtian my dear. Going 2 church every sunday doesn't mean yu serve God

my excuse today is " I dont have clothes to wear to church today".. now am feeling guilty becos, when it comes to my job, there's no excuse of what to wear

Cramps, car refusing to start, our pastor travelled with church key......

Back then growing up in Ibadan, B.C.O.S TV starts their films by 10am every sundays. Is that not wickedness? i just have to form sickness so i could watch, the most annoying part is they wont even finish showing the film, by 12 e don finish

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OP U R RIGHT BUT DAT OFFERING THING GO MAKE ME STAY BACK TODAY... IT IS WELL.

*lights cigar*
Waiting for the christian vs athiest arguement

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hopefulLandlord:
My excuse

Yahweh does not exist, if he does he's definitely not as described in the Bible

u just read my mind

Same excuse

dailyguide:


Prove he does not exist.

as shown in the Bible? that's easy

read the creation story attributed to Yahweh in Genesis 1

read the contradictory creation story attributed to the same Yahweh in Genesis 2

I'll make it easy for you by giving you a link

http://www.leighb.com/genesis.htm

the holy bible is an insult to intellect


secondly, Yahweh came down to earth as himself to say the below words


And Jesus answered and said to them, “Truly I say to you, if you have faith and do not doubt, you will not only do what was done to the fig tree, but even if you say to this mountain, `Be taken up and cast into the sea,’ it will happen. “And all things you ask in prayer, believing, you will receive.” (Matthew 21:21-22)

Again I say to you, that if two of you agree on earth about anything that they may ask, it shall be done for them by My Father who is in heaven. For where two or three have gathered together in My name, I am there in their midst. (Matthew 18:19-20)

Amen, I say to you, whoever says to this mountain, ‘Be lifted up and thrown into the sea,’ and does not doubt in his heart but believes that what he says will happen, it shall be done for him. Therefore I tell you, all that you ask for in prayer, believe that you will receive it and it shall be yours. (Mark 11:24-25)

And whatever you ask in my name, I will do, so that the Father may be glorified in the Son. If you ask anything of me in my name, I will do it. (John 14:13-14)

With all these passages claiming that if you have even the smallest amount of faith (Matthew 17:20 For truly, I say to you, if you have faith as a grain of mustard seed, you will say to this mountain, 'Move from here to there,' and it will move; and nothing will be impossible to you.) then whatever you ask for in prayer will be granted,

a simple look at the real world shows those verses don't work

so there are obviously only a few options available for you to chose from, feel free to chose

1) the Bible is wrong, Jesus never said these things

2) the Bible is right, Jesus said these things but Jesus was wrong

3) the Bible is right, Jesus said these things but Jesus lied

4) no one who prayed for anything that actually required god's intervention had any faith

5) the Bible is just a collection of myths & fables & Yahweh, Jesus, Holy Spirit, Satan doesn't exist


These are just 2 (two) out of the many examples I have




Yahweh is fictional


a Jew can't die for the sins of a Nigerian

Going to church on sundays is a good thing. But i for one does not see anything wrong with not going if u dont want to. Sundays are not the only day one 'fellowships with the brethen'. I go to the house of the Lord any time and any day i feel like. The bible doesnt make it mandatory to go to church on sundays.

People ehn!!!