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How The Flesh Almost Ruin Him (true Life Story) by biejibbs93(m): 4:27am On Apr 05, 2017
EPISODE 1:

It all started some years back, when Tunji was taken to his maternal grandparents place to live. He felt so disappointed towards his Dad action, for selling the house they lived in.
A week as pass, Tunji as started blending with the people in his new environment.

HAKEEM:: O boy! Make we go play ball

TUNJI:: Baba, I don carry injury for the last match we played.

HAKEEM:: Chai, you are not strong at all. Because of that small thing that guy did to you

TUNJI:: Shey, you did not see the way the guy tackled me ni?

VICTOR:: HEY! How far G's? (shaking Tunji and Hakeem)

TUNJI & HAKEEM:: We dey jare

VICTOR:: Hakeem don't mind Tunji, nah ajebo pikin him be now

HAKEEM & TUNJI:: (Both Laughs)

TUNJI:: Ajebo ko Ajeba ni, baba free me jor

VICTOR:: Guys, there's an outing for us this evening.

HAKEEM:: Where the outing at Victor?

VICTOR:: Get Arena at Lekki. Today is Industry Nite and nah Vector Tha Viper them they host

TUNJI:: I wish you guys good luck

VICTOR:: Aren't you going with us Tunji?

HAKEEM:: Why won't he go with us Victor? He will surely follow us. Is it not Tunji that I know?

TUNJI:: I'm serious guys, am not going. I just want to stay back at home and relax.




(TO BE CONTINUE...WATCH OUT FOR THE NEXT EPISODE)
Re: How The Flesh Almost Ruin Him (true Life Story) by biejibbs93(m): 4:32am On Apr 05, 2017
Your comments and critics are welcome. It's a free world, feel free to criticize. Thanks!
Re: How The Flesh Almost Ruin Him (true Life Story) by modelmike7(m): 4:42am On Apr 05, 2017
. . . so far, so good. thumbs up
Re: How The Flesh Almost Ruin Him (true Life Story) by zadok60: 5:28am On Apr 05, 2017
the poster above
Re: How The Flesh Almost Ruin Him (true Life Story) by jcmaiah(m): 6:12am On Apr 05, 2017
you wan form AMC abi?
Re: How The Flesh Almost Ruin Him (true Life Story) by biejibbs93(m): 1:34am On Apr 06, 2017
EPISODE 2:

Few hours gone, when Tunji woke up from his sleep and sees that it's already getting dark. He checked his phone to see if he has any missed calls.

TUNJI:: 10 missed calls! Who could it be?

After checking who the caller was, he dropped his phone on the bed and went to the bathroom to take his shower.
He wore his short and polo, and his NIKE slippers to compliment his evening dressing.
He was about stepping out when a message came up on his phone.

TUNJI:: What did she want again?

The message says;
Hello Tunji, I know you've been avoiding me lately. Please, I need to speak with you. Pls pick up my call. Thanks.

TUNJI:: (Phone Ringing...)

ANITA:: Hello dear

TUNJI:: (Mute)

ANITA:: Hello, are you there? Please talk to me now

TUNJI:: What!

ANITA:: I'm so sorry for all I've done (Crying)

TUNJI:: You're burning my phone battery. If that's what you want to tell me, I need to end the call.

ANITA:: Baby, please don't hang up on me

TUNJI:: Why shouldn't I?

ANITA:: It's because I know I have wronged you and you have every reason to be angry with me.

TUNJI:: (A little bit calm)

ANITA:: I can't stand it, if I lose you. You are part of me, Tunji. I bless God the day you came into my life, but I don't know what will become of me, if you live me.

TUNJI:: (Sober mood)

ANITA:: Please am sorry Tunji. Find a space in your lovely heart to forgive me.

TUNJI:: It's okay Anibaby

ANITA:: (Smiling) You just called me by my pet name, Tunji

TUNJI:: (Pretending) Did I? Are you sure I called you that?

ANITA:: Yes, you did Tunji

TUNJI:: Hmmm, OK then.

ANITA:: Have you forgiven me, Tunji?

TUNJI:: I don't know

ANITA:: Please now...

TUNJI:: I think I have tho

ANITA:: You're a darling, thank you baby.

TUNJI:: You are welcome

ANITA:: I love you babe

TUNJI:: OK, thanks

ANITA:: Ahn ahn now! Baby, are you still mad at me?

TUNJI:: No, am not. And why did you think am still angry with you?

ANITA:: You did not tell me you love me back

TUNJI:: Hmm, you ehn, okay I love you too. Are you happy now?

ANITA:: (Smiling) Thanks hun and please take care of yourself for me, OK

TUNJI:: Okay, I will. Thanks dear. Bye ( He hang up)

LATER ON THAT SAME DAY
Tunji lock the door to his room, greeted his Grandma and step outside for a stroll.

TUNJI:: (Phone Ringing...)

HAKEEM:: How far TJ?

TUNJI:: I just dey o

HAKEEM:: Guy, you dey miss gan for here o

TUNJI:: I've heard you baba. And when are you guys coming home?

HAKEEM:: Nah tomorrow things o. We go see tomorrow now

TUNJI:: Okay o. Later things now.




(TO BE CONTINUE...WATCH OUT FOR THE NEXT EPISODE)
Re: How The Flesh Almost Ruin Him (true Life Story) by biejibbs93(m): 3:06am On Apr 07, 2017
EPISODE 3

Tunji went to his Mallam's friend kiosk to have a chit chat also to have some fresh air.

MALLAM:: Tunji, how you dey?

TUNJI:: Aboks, I dey fine o. You nko?

MALLAM:: Me I dey fine fine

TUNJI:: Aboki, when you go teach me how to speak Hausa now?

MALLAM:: When you don dey ready Tunji, me I go teach you for Hausa

TUNJI:: I dey ready but I no carry paper for hand.

CUSTOMER:: Hey Mallam, do you have short bread biscuit?

MALLAM:: Kai, e don pinish fine girl

TUNJI:: Aboks, shey you know the biscuit she wan buy?

MALLAM:: No be that small bread wey short

TUNJI & CUSTOMER:: (Both Laughs)

MALLAM:: Why you dey laugh Tunji?

TUNJI:: Nothing! Sorry fine girl, this mallam doesn't know what you want, talk less of having what you wanna buy.

CUSTOMER:: No problem

TUNJI:: Okay, but if you wouldn't mind I can describe a nearby mini mart to you or I can as well walk you down there

CUSTOMER:: Hmm, you decide with the one you wanna help me with plsss

TUNJI:: Are you serious! I will prefer walking you down there miss

MALLAM:: Kai Tunji!

TUNJI:: (Winks) I dey come aboki. Sorry for the delay miss

CUSTOMER:: It's OK

TUNJI:: I'm Tunji by name. What yours?

CUSTOMER:: Bukola

TUNJI:: Wow! What a nice name for a prettiful lady

CUSTOMER:: (smiling) Thanks

TUNJI:: But can I call you Bukky?

CUSTOMER:: Sure you can erm...

TUNJI:: Tunji! I guess you forgot my name so soon

BUKKY:: Am sorry bout that Tunji

TUNJI:: Thank God you remember my name now

BUKKY:: (smiling) Funny guy

TUNJI:: Here we are Bukky, I will wait for you outside

BUKKY:: Can we go in together, plsss

TUNJI:: OK, no p.

BUKKY:: Thanks Tunji

TUNJI:: (smiles) You are welcome...





(WATCH OUT FOR THE NEXT EPISODE)
Re: How The Flesh Almost Ruin Him (true Life Story) by biejibbs93(m): 3:08am On Apr 07, 2017
Your views and critics is welcome guys. Should I stop or continue
Re: How The Flesh Almost Ruin Him (true Life Story) by ololadeking(m): 8:51am On Apr 07, 2017
nice work bro,continua
Re: How The Flesh Almost Ruin Him (true Life Story) by Farzsalam(m): 6:50pm On Apr 07, 2017
yo yo kwantinu

I dey gbadun u tori
Re: How The Flesh Almost Ruin Him (true Life Story) by biejibbs93(m): 2:59am On Apr 26, 2017
EPISODE 4
(Inside the mini mart)

Tunji: Hello, good evening! Can I have two short bread biscuit for my girl?

Customer Service Assistant: (smiles...) ok sir

Tunji: Thank you! Here your money.

CSA: Your girl friend as paid sir.

Tunji: Paid! When?

CSA: When you were checking your phone sir

Tunji: Ok, thanks.

CSA: Thank you for patronising us.

(On there way back)

Tunji: I'm sorry for calling you that, while we were in there Bukky

Bukky: Called me that! What is that?

Tunji: For calling you my girl

Bukky: Oh! It's nothing, Tunji. I should be the one thanking you.

Tunji: Thank me, for what! No, no...it's a free World

Bukky: (Smiling...)

Tunji: why not give me your digits, instead, of thanking me

Bukky: hmmm, ok 08136******

Tunji: Thanks! And that's my number, I just flashed you.

Bukky: Ok, I will save it. And thank you for trying to pay for my biscuits earlier

Tunji: Thank God! And you're always welcome

Bukky: Ok, good night

Tunji: Night...

(They went their separate ways)

Tunji: Aboks! We go see tomorrow

Mallam: Ba wahala Tunji, my prend.

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Re: How The Flesh Almost Ruin Him (true Life Story) by brunxy(m): 2:39pm On Apr 26, 2017
Nice one..Looks promising..mention me on ur next post
Re: How The Flesh Almost Ruin Him (true Life Story) by biejibbs93(m): 2:01am On Apr 30, 2017
brunxy:
Nice one..Looks promising..mention me on ur next post
Re: How The Flesh Almost Ruin Him (true Life Story) by biejibbs93(m): 2:35am On Apr 30, 2017
EPISODE 5

Before I proceed, let me tell you more about myself. I know my name is not strange to guys. But let me tell you my name once more.
My name is Tunji, am 22years old. I've lived with my parents all my life, not until my Dad sold our house, which made me live with my maternal grandparent.
I'm a cool, calm and easy going guy, but i can be stubborn and naughty at times.

Grandma: nibo lo t'nbo (where are you coming from)

Tunji: Grandma, mo ko stroll jade ni (I just strolled out)

Grandma: o stroll jade! Kini aago òwò e so (you stroll out, what says the time now)

Tunji: Grandma, e mabinu. Mo mu eyan Ian lo si bi kan ni (am sorry, I took someone out that's why)

Grandma: mo gbo! Ounje e wa ni kitchen (I've heard, your food is in the kitchen)

Tunji: Ese ma (thank you ma)

I went straight to my room, freshen up, wore my pyjamas and went to the kitchen to take my food to my room. I picked up my phone, dialled Bukky's number....

Bukky: Hello! Please who is this?

Tunji: hey Bukky, it's me Tunji

Bukky: oh Tunji, I forgot to save your number

Tunji: ok, just calling to check up on you Bukky

Bukky: wow! Thanks Tunji

Tunji: I hope your parents were not mad at you, for staying out late?

Bukky: not really, and am not staying with my parents. I live with my Aunt.

Tunji: what about your parents?

Bukky: they are not in the state presently. They've travelled out for their business trip in UK. Can I call you tomorrow, am so tired right now, I need to get some rest.

Tunji: sure! You need it. Sweet dreams.

Bukky: thanks, bye.

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Re: How The Flesh Almost Ruin Him (true Life Story) by brunxy(m): 8:54am On May 02, 2017
Nice Update.....as much as i know putting this piece together is not an easy task,but i will like to advice u to make the update longer and let each update create more suspense or thrill for ur followers to enjoy...Thanks

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Re: How The Flesh Almost Ruin Him (true Life Story) by biejibbs93(m): 9:26am On Jun 22, 2018
I'm so sorry guys for the long break. More update will soon be dropping. Thanks!
Re: How The Flesh Almost Ruin Him (true Life Story) by SlimB11(m): 5:42pm On Jun 12
you just left since 2018. i was enjoying your story already

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