So it happened that a pool party took place at one big hotel like that in ikeja, the hotel name is ''ife ntinye hotel and suites'', they do sell kuli kuli, groudnut, garri, fresh tomatoes and coconut, so it happened that the water was dirty, so they had to use bucket to remove all the water in the pool, then they took like 10 buckets to the tap in the next compound to fetch water so that they can use the water to full the swimming pool for the pool parry, well after 5 hours, the swimming pool was filled with tap water

so during the pool party, one girl titilayo was feeling somehow, she ate beans and egg before entering the pool, so she thought that when she mess it will not sound because she is inside the pool, so when she released the first one, it sounded like a bomb ''puuuuuuuuuuu'' the swimming pool started moving, and the water began to shake, people thought it was an earthquake, then, O lord, she released the second one ''paaaaaaafiiiiiiii'' jesu kristi, since race, it sounded like world war 4, everybody ran away, the water in the swimming pool dried up, infact it was bloody, well to cut the story short, the hotel has been closed by the manager till the second coming of jesus, chai oooo

fiction.. tales by moon light.

She was in the pool wth pant,n bra and no dress.
Cos she ate beans and eggs which made her mess.
Evry one shifted their position lyk pawns in chess.
I know she was formn posh b4 she mess the mess.
Beans n egg's crazy,buh she added coke regardless.
Now see, she spoilt their fun n turned it 2 a mess.

Mad Men on rampage

stephleena:
fiction.. tales by moon light.

baby it happened real life, infact i was the EYE witness sef

jonaifame22:
She was in the pool wth pant,n bra and no dress.
Cos she ate beans and eggs which made her mess.
Evry one shifted their position lyk pawns in chess.
I know she was formn posh b4 she mess the mess.
Beans n egg's crazy,buh she added coke regardless.
Now see, she spoilt their fun n turned it 2 a mess.

I c Wat you doing... nice rhymes

Kaboom! Like she had a cannon up her ass

Lol.. Even if na fiction.. It gat me laffing

Lol really laughing out loud