Error505:
I've been very unlucky with ladies. I'm 23, in my final year and I haven't had a girlfriend all through my over 5years in the uni. Not that I'm not okay in terms of looks and all that it's just that I've been unlucky.

I have like 4 embarrassing moments with ladies this year and cos of those experiences I've refrained from starting a convo with a Lady I don't know.

Makz:


lol
you don't know what's good for you yet. Ask me

lol. Thanks

IamZod:

That's deep Meh.
Na wa for some girls o.

ayanbaba2:


yeah!!

u be ex, I guess?

solomix10:
@donjazzy12 na Lord harddon you dey call indomie guy, you never knew what he is capable of.
Free him of his trepasses Don cos he doesn't knw whar he is doin....
The double DON ... I doff my hat...

Rukkydelta:
Lol
Can Ladies also share their embarrassing moment?

Donjazzy12:

Nope making women laugh their head off and feel comfy should not be your mission but getting women to make you laugh and feel comfy should be your mission.
Do you see women on this thread falling over themselves to make you comfy? Use your tongue to count your teeth!
Until you realize that you have spent your entire life sucking up to women, you won't understand the message.
You are here battling to make women laugh and feel comfy while she is there not lifting a finger. Who loose? A lot of men like you keep making obvious mistakes. See how Janet Jackson just made cool 500 million dollars by using a foolish fool who calls himself a man.
It is time some of you get it into your thick skulls, stop changing who you are to please women. Be fair and firm. The good ones will come and literally eat from your palm.

Anitateddy:
Lol.....know what?

okezie007:
At a wedding reception, this babe came with her peeps (I think her bro and 2sisters) to sit by my side. In order to connect with her I intro myself she did likewise. Even though she didn't admit to me she was with her peeps I could tell from their resemblance and the way they got along with each other. To cut the long story short, I tried endearing myself to her and thought I was making progress, however, when she was about leaving I asked for her phone no, she indicated she'd give me. I was getting excited about the prospect of continuing the chase after our 1st meeting, then she stood up with her peeps and left. In fact, she avoided gazing me or even saying farewell. #IWasDumbfounded

temmytee2309:
Mine was when my gf of a year plus whom i av knwn b4 gaining admission in2 university told me dt am not ashamed dt my gf is in 300l nd am in 100l just because she was admitted b4 me. dat was d end of our relationship but i stil feel embarassed anytime i remember dt statement.

Dothraki:
A babe once told me she'll become a catholic sister if I was the only man left in the world!

lilmaydee:
There was this girl in my old neighbourhood. After chyking her, she said I sholud give her time to think about it. This babe began to avoid me. Unfortunately, I saw her that evening coming back from an errand. I ran after her. The following conversation:
Me: wassup
Babe: I'm fine
Me: I had been looking for u all over the place
Babe: what happened, did I steal or kill somebody?
Me: no, its just that since our last discussion I didn't set my eyes on u again.
Babe: which discussion was that?
Me: so u have forgotten, k. Let me remind u. I told u I love u so much and I will want u to be my gf
Babe: laughing! See let me tell u the truth, the energy u want to start wasting in chasing me up and down, use it to make money. Mtcheeeeew!
I didn't know when tears dropped from my eyes. This happened. When I was 17years just outta secondary school

Dothraki:
A babe once told me she'll become a catholic sister if I was the only man left in the world!

Dionnetech:



Where was I in2006

bsideboii:
Me: Hello,Excuse me! hello!
Girl: Pretends not to hear me.
Me : Hello Jessica !!! ( Louder this time).
Girl : I'm in a hurry


God go punish u Jessica!!!