TIPS ON HOW TO OVERCOME GOING LATE TO CHURCH


1. Iron all your outfit before you sleep.


2. Polish / clean footwear before you sleep.


3. Get your Bible/ handbook/ tablet/ bags etc ready at one place.


4. Get your offering also ready.


5. Sleep early.


6. "Even when I get there early, I won't meet anyone"
Avoid the above saying. Get there early and let someone come and meet you. Don't forget you are also someone.


7. Washing on Sundays before Church is not really encouraging. It may delay you.


8. If taking your bath will make you late, it's better to bath early as soon as you wake up or before going to bed on Saturday or wait until you are back from Church.


9. If it takes you 15 minutes to drive/walk to the Church, always make allowance for extra time for in case of anything. For instance, if service is 8 AM and it takes you 10 minutes to drive/walk to Church, it's always better to leave home 7:40.


10. Don't give room for friends and relatives visit you few hours to fellowship. If they come when you are preparing to church, take them along (to Church) or make them wait until you are back. They are not more important than God.


NB: Going to Church early ignites the blessing of the Lord upon your life. Don't be a habitual late comer to Church, it's a dishonour to your God.....



OTHER POINTS TO NOTE

- Go straight to church and stop gossiping on the road.


- yes we know you just got a new camera phone like the iPhone 7 or the Tecno Camon CX, yes we know the camera is sharp and crystal clear, but then don't kill time by taking selfie anyhow on your way to church. You can take selfie after church. After all your phone won't get lost and your clothes won't change colour.

- Get your change ready. You don't want the bus conductor to delay you on a Sunday morning. Why would you give the bus conductor or bike man N1000 note for a N50 or N100 fare? He go delay you die.

- It's not anywhere you hear football argument that you'll put nose inside. Because they played a match on a Saturday afternoon or night and your favorite team was "cheated", then you'll stop on your way to church to argue your point out with newspaper stand commentators.


- For heaven sake, why will you want to start charging your phone on a Sunday then you're supposed to be dressing up for church? Yes we know "PHCN" no de try at all, but then you can get a phone with a longer lasting battery like the Tecno L9+ which comes with a 5000mAh battery, or buy a Gionee marathon or any phone with a strong battery. Even, better still get a small power bank. (The later part of this point is especially if you have your Bible installed in your phone and you won't go to church with a hard copy Bible)

- If your high heeled shoe will delay and drag your movement, why not wear another shoe or better still wear something casual and then when you're about to enter church you "knack* your high heel back? Ladies know what I'm talking about


- If your breakfast will delay you, skip the breakfast or better still prepare something the previous night so you can just warm it in the morning. After all if you no chop on a Sunday morning you no go die. Man shall not live by bread alone


Oya add other points you think I didn't add.

I'm coming let me go and iron my clothes, they just brought light (na joke o)

Thanks Op, this will be helpful to many people. Though it's impossible to be always on time but continual lateness does not express love for God and others so let's avoid it.


I used to go late to my previous church because the Pastor's wife can sing nonstop and she wouldn't allow you to sit down and clap in peace so I started skipping her time.

Not like I hate praises and worship but I easily get weak and uncomfortable standing at one place.

Okies

we don't go to church we go to Biafra meeting or we go to church on Saturday. Because any church on Sunday is fake not from Chukwu Abiama.

Why politics section mods?

Apt

What I need are: tips to help me go to church. I'v stopped going since last October. I now prefer reading novels, writing, or cooking on Sunday mornings.

Lol.. This is so true as true can be. Especially the part of those arguing at the newspaper stand in the morning when going to church. Some things you can't take away from ladies is taking selfie, so let them enjoy their Tecno Camon CX in peace.

I realize that it's mainly guys that prefer the Tecno L9+ probably because they browse and play games more than the ladies and the battery doesn't disappoint at all.

investigator007:
Lol.. This is so true as true can be. Especially the part of those arguing at the newspaper stand in the morning when going to church. Some things you can't take away from ladies is taking selfie, so let them enjoy their Tecno Camon CX in peace.

I realize that it's mainly guys that prefer the Tecno L9+ probably because they browse and play games more than the ladies and the battery doesn't disappoint at all.

Very true. Ladies love selfie die. UT why are you calling guys who use the Tecno L9 plus out? U shld be happy that the battery will last longer for them and they don't need to go 2 church just for the purpose of charging phones.


At least Tecno don do another good thing 4 guys be that

Alright

Crauxx:
M

M for madam

even when I do all that i still go late to Church. lateness is just in me Like PEAK.

maybe they should just shift the time for my 1st church service to a later time so I can be meeting up!

Weselion:


M for madam

Na you be boss.

I see your CX point o!

This is one hell of a hilarious but true list

And you're just posting it this Sunday morning?

Work and school where there is stiff punishment for being late. People come late. Not to talk of church where there is no punishment for not even going at all.

Lateness to some people is like peak milk.
It's...........

Crauxx:
Cant believe you used iphone7 and a tecno phone in the same sentence

What's wrong there? They are both phones. Or probably I should have used a torchlight phone and another torchlight phone for example? Na example I de give. Besides those are two phones I know that have good camera quality

the important thing is to have a reason for going to church in the first place.

For a lot of people, going late to church is intentional. For me, when i used to go to church, i prefer getting there when the pastor is already preaching.

Fulfilling rituals as usual yet our holier than thou attitudes is not always showing in our cold,dirty,stinking and evil streets littered with touts and motorists who perpetually constitute nuisances including okadas

Okey

I don try to go church early tire. E be like say devil get hand for my mata.

Lolz

Most people deliberately go late to church, in order to reduce the amount of time spent in the church.

Dandsome:
TIPS ON HOW TO OVERCOME GOING LATE TO CHURCH


1. Iron all your outfit before you sleep.


2. Polish / clean footwear before you sleep.


3. Get your Bible/ handbook/ tablet/ bags etc ready at one place.


4. Get your offering also ready.


5. Sleep early.


6. "Even when I get there early, I won't meet anyone"
Avoid the above saying. Get there early and let someone come and meet you. Don't forget you are also someone.


7. Washing on Sundays before Church is not really encouraging. It may delay you.


8. If taking your bath will make you late, it's better to bath early as soon as you wake up or before going to bed on Saturday or wait until you are back from Church.


9. If it takes you 15 minutes to drive/walk to the Church, always make allowance for extra time for in case of anything. For instance, if service is 8 AM and it takes you 10 minutes to drive/walk to Church, it's always better to leave home 7:40.


10. Don't give room for friends and relatives visit you few hours to fellowship. If they come when you are preparing to church, take them along (to Church) or make them wait until you are back. They are not more important than God.


NB: Going to Church early ignites the blessing of the Lord upon your life. Don't be a habitual late comer to Church, it's a dishonour to your God.....



OTHER POINTS TO NOTE

- Go straight to church and stop gossiping on the road.


- yes we know you just got a new camera phone like the iPhone 7 or the Tecno Camon CX, yes we know the camera is sharp and crystal clear, but then don't kill time by taking selfie anyhow on your way to church. You can take selfie after church. After all your phone won't get lost and your clothes won't change colour.

- Get your change ready. You don't want the bus conductor to delay you on a Sunday morning. Why would you give the bus conductor or bike man N1000 note for a N50 or N100 fare? He go delay you die.

- It's not anywhere you hear football argument that you'll put nose inside. Because they played a match on a Saturday afternoon or night and your favorite team was "cheated", then you'll stop on your way to church to argue your point out with newspaper stand commentators.


- For heaven sake, why will you want to start charging your phone on a Sunday then you're supposed to be dressing up for church? Yes we know "PHCN" no de try at all, but then you can get a phone with a longer lasting battery like the Tecno L9+ which comes with a 5000mAh battery, or buy a Gionee marathon or any phone with a strong battery. Even, better still get a small power bank. (The later part of this point is especially if you have your Bible installed in your phone and you won't go to church with a hard copy Bible)

- If your high heeled shoe will delay and drag your movement, why not wear another shoe or better still wear something casual and then when you're about to enter church you "knack* your high heel back? Ladies know what I'm talking about


- If your breakfast will delay you, skip the breakfast or better still prepare something the previous night so you can just warm it in the morning. After all if you no chop on a Sunday morning you no go die. Man shall not live by bread alone


Oya add other points you think I didn't add.

I'm coming let me go and iron my clothes, they just brought light (na joke o)

This is very interesting my dear. Thank you

Na 7am me I kuku dey reach church

Avoid sex on Saturday nights so u don't feel guilty facing God in church the next day.

Op so mk I no baff go church? Issoryt.

May God help us christians not to be going late to church.

preetymee:
Avoid sex on Saturday nights so u don't feel guilty facing God in church the next day.

Aaaaahhhh
Yeparipa

For the sake of the heavens why will you even think about this? Nawaoooo. What kinda phone do you use?