Lexusgs430:
I CUM
She CUM
We CONQUERED
Baby Born

congrats man

souloho19:


You'd be surprised..same thing I used to tell myself..anyway 'twas nice

Thank you

Jamean:

The love and fondness they shared transcended distance to detail.
Maybe if they had met before time, no one had to be hurt.
Becoming almost like soulmates was seamless.
But, this could just be the begining of ever after.

Oh baby!Ur legs are beautiful,sexy and long like mount kilimanjaro.

Their argument continued, till they reached the crossroads

"I can't come with you" she cried

"You must come with me" he insisted

Their lovers' spat was settled by the screeching tyres of a drunk truck driver-who sent them both to the Afterlife

Well let me quote the great Fela
1. I see you woman.
2.I say I like you make we go my house
3.I take you go my house
4 We enter room, na Poi.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABjvY9Qr8u8


If I see t_t-
I go -c-k am

SIRmanjar:
Oh baby!Ur legs are beautiful,sexy and long like mount kilimanjaro.

She walked right past smelling of roses and banana.
He'd followed the scent and met her stuggling in frozen water.
Everyone present was posting the story on social media.
Without hesitation,he jumped into the water but half way down he remembered that he couldn't swim either!

I say "baby you fine, I wan befriend you"
She say "ehen , before nko? you are #4 on the list"
I say "no wahala, I will wait"
She say "buy me shawarma", na so I take waka

lalasticlala:
Who is this hot babe I'm seeing?

"I'm Oge, you can call me hottie"

Wow, Beautiful Oge, can I have a lunch with you?

"Yes dear, I'm all yours"

i guess oge is d boobz

manikspears:
i walked up to her.she smiled.we kissed.the end

but people wey dey nairaland sef both boys and girls nna mind dirty pass pit latrine . see IamLegend1,midehi2 and jtwest post .it is a romantic story not a porn script

Sir you asked for a romantic story?

When I met her, I felt a urge to always be around her but I never took it serious.
I just make sure I am always in contact with her whenever I am less busy. But as time goes I felt a thought running through me much deeper than the first instance, but I never knew I am in LOVE.

"I live for this pain. I live for the pain," he muttered in agony, as he drove out.

Into the dark night, he sped. Soon, he was lost in the darkness. And in that darkness he was to pitch his tent for a long, long time.

4 Sentences?

Let's make those compound-complex sentences then!

Here goes...

After several weeks of playing me mugu with her oshofree friends....
She drift enter my trap when olonga-throat carry her come visit and heavy rain nor gree her go!
Later tinz, we don dey sing like choir because na so so "Leave me jor! Stop, oh…storrr.." she do till she reach "yes, yes, more, harder, don't stop, bad-boi, awww, yeesssss"…all night
And, morning, see me wake up hia; she don jell finish dey spread me breakfast in bed, leaving me wondering "whoever would've thought a mere 7incher could so quickly re-configure a babe's destiny fast like that?!

@manikspears:
awww, sorry o but u sef nor define am naw ?!
anyways, just chillax man...
dis tinz happen

midehi2:

that is my own romantic story

abi naw, different strokes for different folks

Airtimex:
My wife born hospital

I go market

Buy goat

Kill my wife

ur wife ppain
game over
lo se mi

skarlett:
Cupid pierces boy with the magic of love for girl. Girl feels the magic and accepts boy's proposal. Perhaps the magic would last, perhaps it wouldn't. But then, what does?

Wow! Nyc.

I'm a 21 years old virgin
1st time I had sex, I contact HIV
Choi...

I called her phone. She came to my crib. We f**k for several hours. She left a smile brighter than the sun.

I called her phone. She came to my crib. We f**k for several hours. She left a smile brighter than the sun.

You can't do with them and you can't do without them
They are a necessary evil

hucienda:


Chai ... I no no say Juliet dey here for nairaland.

Julie, come forth - for juillet approaches.

Leave Shakespeare alone!

Na Romeo dey call you.

Hehe, I dey come lol

apatheticme:


Wow! Nyc.

Thank you

Fmartin:
write a short romantic story.
your story should not be more than four sentences.

it should be tragic or comic... corrolate it with a pictiure...

lets roll...

Quite astonished and baffled, she watched him react in disappointment to her supposed good news. "You can't tell me you're pregnant, what i'm seeing here is our pregnancy not yours". "My love, we are pregnant, he concluded".

donsiqua:


Very creative

Thank you

BeardedKarma:


Make i dash you small 'like'. It's not easy to think and write poo.

I am Bukowski-esque. Which one you write?

She felt so hurt Her eyes soaked in tears He wipes away her tears But unfortunately, also her eyebrows

Emeka walked into the room for the third time in less than five minutes and there she lay sleeping, all curled up and beautiful as an apparition.

He took one long glance at her and walked out as he had done twice previously.

He knew this time that he was lost and there was no redemption; one more second in that room and he would cross all boundaries with her.

Theirs was a love story that had come a long way and it had all begun on that sunny day in May.





I hope say I try

fatymore:
Went for picnic at agodi garden
A man appear suddenly with a bullet
Don't worry Temi.. I would take the bullet for you












Cos I know you don't drink bullet drinks

Hahahahahahaha!tears full my eyes..Funny you.

If you bleep you'll die,if you don't bleep you'll die.
I Dionnetech i have decided to bleep and die.

riqblaze:
Emeka walked into the room for the third time in less than five minutes and there she lay sleeping, all curled up and beautiful as an apparition.

He took one long glance at her and walked out as he had done twice previously.

He knew this time that he was lost and there was no redemption; one more second in that room and he would cross all boundaries with her.

Theirs was a love story that had come a long way and it had all begun on that sunny day in May.





I hope say I try

u do

queenitee:

What if John isn't black? Thank you.

Sorry ma!but you said he was tall,dark ad handsome like me..or is he a fair black man?Asin ibo kind of fair?Nice poem anyways.