LastSurvivor11:
That it is biscuit bone instead of brisket bone

LOL.... Its not brisket, it's actually biscuit. I thought a thread was created to correct that stupid broadcast a few days back

richieyung:
and is that a lie!

Is that a sentence?

haryorbarmie83:
Bail is free

ur teacher taught that? . . . abeg which shol u attend

psucc:
That water is made up of 2 elements if hydrogen and oxygen.

I have drank water, boil it, use it severally and in so many waters but I never see them separated or see oxygen.

What is the lie in what you just written. Water is a compound the constituents hydrogen and oxygen cannot be separated.

I was taught the Weed is an unwanted plant.
#Somebodylied

yayatoure046:
ogbeni its very wrong is board of and not bracket open

lies, it is Bracket Order Division Multiplication Addition Subtraction.

odiokay:
no confuse me abeg

No mind dat guy, Na Bracket Order Division Multiplication Addition Subtraction

Study hard and you will be successful in life.

My agric teacher taught us that weed is an unwanted plant growing in an unwanted place.

Omzie:
When I was in JS3, my Yoruba teacher then said he scored all A's in his WASSCE. He gave the impression that he didn't know jack, and did one kind of jazz. How this jazz worked was that, when he sits in the exam hall, on the top left corner of the black board, a funny looking face will appear, telling him all the answers correctly. The catch to it though was, if he laughed at how funny the face looked at any time, he would run mad for life.
LOL! People dey lie sha.

This one just weak me.

yek:


ur teacher taught that? . . . abeg which shol u attend

I guess it's one of those Police command schools.

Loyalblak007:
I was told if you read your book, you will pass and have plenty money



I was also told that if you cheat, you will fail


You must either be A Doctor , An Engineer, A Lawyer ,A Banker to succeed



add yours

correct your topic should be "what are the biggest lies you were told"

I was told to find x and y.

I was told as soon as you finish school you will get a great job.

Loyalblak007:
I was told if you read your book, you will pass and have plenty money



I was also told that if you cheat, you will fail


You must either be A Doctor , An Engineer, A Lawyer ,A Banker to succeed



add yours

That we are the leader of tomorrow and nothing is showing for now

Teacher: When you get to the University, they will teach you.


Lecturer: You've already been taught by your teachers in Secondary School. Lets skip it

Fire fall on them

That AA + AS can give birth to SS.

HAH:
correct your topic should be "what are the biggest lies you were told"

I can't do it from my end.Dunno what's wrong

Mynd44
Lalasticlala

Please help modify the topic

naijamafioso:
That " To o ba kawe re, bata re a dun koo koo ka, too ba kawe re, bata re a dun serere nile!"
Many people ti kawe tan but bata won si ndun serere nile o!

Hahahahahaha!

Instead bata don file and dey beg/protest for freedom from searching for jobs from mainland to Island gazillion times.

Chai! 9ja.

We are the leaders to tomorrow.

When he said he loved teaching

That we were the leaders of tomorrow

She said I should write a letter to my brother in London in which I didin't ve any brother over there

We were told we are the Leaders of Tomorrow and seems tomorrow never exist.

In Primary school I was told the cow jump over the moon and the dish run away with the spoon..

Christ the king college(CKC) gwagwalada abuja, mallam musa (the maths teacher)... Baba said he once played for Manchester United.... Young and naive.. We just de Believe anyhow.

ItalianWine:
That a glass of ItalianWine is costly.

are you telling me u are cheap...

The sun rises in the east and sets it the west!

Our teacher told us he was always First position during his sec school days. That he has a BSc and MSC. Later on we found out he was doing his Teaching Practice. That we are the leaders of tomorrow

We are the leaders of tomorrow!!! Yet we are still govern by same set of old people who were the leaders back then !!! Can't stop laughing

Because of say i fail maths test, Maths Uncle tell full class say i no get head(brain), 15 years later. Jam am for shop rite yesterday the guy no get bread.

yek:
. . . where do i start . . .
The usefulness of any of the following in REAL LIFE;

Algebra
Integration and differentiation (*this rubbish still annoys me now)
log tables
Quadratic equation(s). . .

please feel free to counter these by telling me where and how these are applied in REAL life otherwise add yours.

All those won't matter to you except you are an engineer...especially differentiation and Algebra. What am I even saying, these equations and manipulations gave birth to everything technological today...even the phone you used to type that message.

ItalianWine:
That a glass of ItalianWine is costly.

Can I drink you?