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When You Are In A Relationship/when You Are In A Relationship by jayied(m): 1:58am On Apr 29, 2017 |
When you are dating a "God fearing educated & civilized Lady who has class & ambition" you will get texts massage like these:- 6:00am. Good Morning my dear. Hope you had a wonderful night. How are you today? Wake up' say ur prayers & get ready 4 work. Don't 4get to apply 4that vacancy I showed you yesterday..I Love u muaaah..!!! 2:00pm - Yes darling. hope you have taken your lunch? am heading out 4 lunch' now. Talk later. Take care of yourself. Love u:- 6pm Hello Besty ' I'm at Crunchies Fast food now' what should I buy 4 u?!! ........................................ But when you are dating any of this "Slay Queen ,Bae or Pepper Dem Gang" whose asset is her looks as well as crazy with fashion u will get texts like these:- 6:00am Hello Boo! How far naa! Was Fun yesterday at d club. Hope u are not still having d hang over. Lol PLS remember to send me Credit. See u later. 12:00pm I'm broke! Can u just help me out with some money if u can. I want to change my wardrobe. Muah! 6:00pm Hi Boo' looks like u ve forgotten d shoes u promised me. Anyways' I'm at d shop where they sell Human hair & Clothes. Just eyeing this beautiful make - up kit. U will like it! Muah! ....................................................... But when u don't date at all u get texts like:- Airtel:- Enjoy 6 times d value of every recharge on d Airtel network when u recharge with * 555*PIN#. MTN:- Dear customer' do u know that u can get 4times of what you recharge on ur phone? Simply dial * 888*pin# the service cost is free!!!#TGIF 55846:- Your number is among the people selected to win 20million naira.... Call Mr SOLOMON on 08036161....... to claim ur prize..... Good day My people have a lovely Weekend..... 2 Likes |
Re: When You Are In A Relationship/when You Are In A Relationship by olureignforever: 4:31am On Apr 29, 2017 |
At least,"you are in a relationship " that's what matter. |
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