Ok, this is yet another forum game I just dreamed up. The object of the game is to say something funny about people of the opposite sex.

If you're male, your response must begin with the word "Women ..."

If you're female, your response must begin with the word "Men ..."

Every response must be just one sentence long, and a response by a man must be followed by a response by a woman and vice versa. Remember, you're supposed to say something funny and perhaps negative about the opposite sex.

Women take hours to get dressed in the morning.

Women claim there's no problem while it;s written all over her face " I've got Issues to complain about"

Just Blaze:

Women claim there's no problem while it;s written all over her face " I've got Issues to complain about"

I thot the idea was for it to be a turn by turn thing? Men,women,men,women and on and on

Exactly. So at this point we men must allow two women to post before allowing any other man.

Men would always think of the next hole to screw, no matter what!!!!

Men are bad at responding to emails in a timely manner.

Men would take you for granted when you end up showing them how muh you love them.

Men tend to go for the bad girls too when they are sowing their wild oats...but when it comes to taking a girl home to meet Mama....he looks for a saint

It must be ok for a guy to reply now right?

Women need constant assurance that they are beautiful... Insecurity come to mind ...

Women you can't live with them. You can't ship them to Iran.

Women deliberately wear skimpy wears, but they're embarrased when men start staring at the exposed 'goods' or want to have a feel.

I think I can see what's happening here. The women love us just as we are!

Men are like big babies...they love attention too!

Women don't understand themselves, yet they expect men to understand them!

Men are deceitful!

women are too emotional

Men are the same everywhere - THEY ARE LIARS

Men,they are not emotional,at all.

Women, some are too materialistic...

Men they not faithful.

Women claim that men are unfaithful, but when a man cheats against his woman is it not another woman he is sleeping with?

Men are to be dropped like a pack of cards when they become unfaithful.

Women have two weapons - cosmetics and tears.

Men claim strength when most are content to be weak and lazy.

Women feel men have them on their minds all the time, a wrong notion! (I can't shout!)

Women are hornier than men (You people are driving me crazy)

(Thought that women are hard to understand but)

Men are even more complicated than women; they are full of drama.

Women talk too much!

Women enjoy sex more than men do. ( if not, why do they moan & speak in tongues)

Men can be so insensitive!

Women can be so difficult to please .