dappssee:

[size=18pt]That its still 43 Days and not 44 he's been away[/size]

Done. I guess I have to keep an eye on that until the lies end.

that his signature was not Forged!

that senate are not playing executive roles
that we do not have illegal' Chief Justice

that millions will not be allocated to the new order to investigate the attempted bomb attack

That he doesn't have a zipper on his abdomen for doctors to easily access his internal organs.

That he still gives executive directives even while on live-support!

That he is coming home tomorrow

(a) that he has been watching the English premiership,la liga and serie a matches live.

(b) that he sent new year greetings to Bankole and his colleagues

That he's busy there in saudi sipping Fura 'de Nunu with some Kuli kuli.

That he will be BACK before the year (2009) runs out

That he still has the strength and energy to rule Nigeria for another 16 years

That his wife and mother were not fighting over if he should continue in office or not

Guys guys!!!

He is currently a secret agent on a mission to several countries of the world yemen, Pakistan and Iran included he might touch moscow too. His mission is to steal Nuclear power and weapons for Nigeria, reason: cause he couldnt meet 3000MW while he promised 6000MW, and he couldnt defeat MEND so he needs nuclear weapons to nuke them ,

The guy is on a mission , He will soon be back,

that umoru is live and playing squash

That he vetted the supplementary budget for 90mins before signing it.

i don tire for you ppl. You talk too much. Why the noise now?. Yar'Adua will be back this week before going to Angola to cheer eagles up

He is making arrangement for his 3rd agenda (marrying his daughter off)
Two agendas has already gone

That he gives a rat's backside about Nigeria and the people

that he is talking to Obama and other world leaders

LWKMD,

Laff wan kill me die!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that his seat in ECOWAS is not empty

That he spoke on the phone with the VP, The Senate President and The Speaker of House of Rep

Sorry if i am off the Topic of this thread but
When yaradua comes back(if he is not dead) he should publish a book"Between me,my health and the rumours" i can guarantee that it will be a best selling book because the lies are just too much,

xterra2:

Sorry if i am off the Topic of this thread but
When yaradua comes back(if he is not dead) he should publish a book"Between me,my health and the rumours" i can guarantee that it will be a best selling book because the lies are just too much,

that he is writing some manuscript in Saudi Arabia; OR
that Yar'Adua will publish a best seller once he returns

That he is medically fit to run affairs of Nigeria.

That the north will Nigeria for full Eight years before giving up power?

that he does free mid-night calls for hour with his friends in Aso Rock, but can't spare us one minute, for us to be assured he is alive

That he spoke to BBC
That he wished the super eagles luck in the Nation cup

That he's actually on location for the new Avatar sequel
that his wife and James Cameron are co directing
that this is his plan to finally get Nigeria a respectable name
that He'll be back

The most popular lie: that he will return next week.

AmakaOne:

That he gives a rat's backside about Nigeria and the people