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Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by Armstrong005: 2:27am On May 11, 2017 |
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Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by BermudaTriangle(m): 2:52am On May 11, 2017 |
Pritypussi: From the horse's mouth ? |
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by BermudaTriangle(m): 2:55am On May 11, 2017 |
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by BermudaTriangle(m): 3:00am On May 11, 2017 |
ariklawani: Hmmm. Experience is the best teacher. 1 Like |
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by BermudaTriangle(m): 3:01am On May 11, 2017 |
hammerF: Lunatic on the loose ? 1 Like |
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by sukkot: 3:16am On May 11, 2017 |
why yo ass marry the nigga then ? you aint know his joystick was small befo you married his ass ? |
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by sukkot: 3:20am On May 11, 2017 |
the nigga name is chidi lol. ipob ass niggaz with no nuts 1 Like |
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by sukkot: 3:34am On May 11, 2017 |
comshots:these daughters of eve and jezebelle outcheaa aint going for no 5 inches mayne. even a 12 year old girl will tell you that you gotta be at least packing 9 inches before you can get on this ride 1 Like |
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by AreaFada2: 3:35am On May 11, 2017 |
All people have different sizes, women also have different diameters. We assume that is the way people are. Some women have it rather wide & loose, but hardly any man goes to court to divorce on that ground. Or make a church & pastor affair. Did the man create his own joystick? Did she not sample the joystick before marriage? When sampling, it is both size & bedmatics you assess, abi? Was she expecting the thing will grow bigger after two kids already? If the woman don tire of the man for other reasons, like no more money, make she admit & move on. 3 Likes |
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by sukkot: 3:40am On May 11, 2017 |
nduchucks: |
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by fannybaby(f): 3:51am On May 11, 2017 |
Madam is just realising that the bigger, the better and the sweeter |
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by knightsTempler: 4:01am On May 11, 2017 |
Any man or woman that will belittle another human being on something that is completely out of their control such as small breasts, ass or penis is shallow and full of their own insecurities. 4 Likes |
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by shefraj(m): 4:05am On May 11, 2017 |
Na was oo. |
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by reporterslab: 4:10am On May 11, 2017 |
That means she has slept with many men to notice different sizes |
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by Saintremmy8(m): 4:56am On May 11, 2017 |
She should be managing it like that ooooo, na 4 better 4 worst vow. God did nt give everyone a large joystick. So, manage ur husband madam |
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by Pamelayoung: 4:58am On May 11, 2017 |
Illiteracy is a disease on it's own. Is the pastor a doctor? |
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by Temysteve(m): 5:02am On May 11, 2017 |
folarinmiles:indian ocean |
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by OgahBohz: 5:05am On May 11, 2017 |
MysteriousAnn: u are very mysterious.... 1 Like |
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by Nobody: 5:12am On May 11, 2017 |
TinaAnita: This her outburst is enough to suspect the man may not have fathered those children. This woman is already getting it outside and looking for a slight support to go global or leave the marriage. She has mixed with the wrong crowd. Good luck to her. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by juman(m): 5:13am On May 11, 2017 |
It's not a too big problem in this modern world. Marriage experts will help them with explanations how to enjoy their marriage. The couple using sexx machine to complement their love making also. |
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by Basic123: 5:21am On May 11, 2017 |
Exponental:it means the woman is a LovePeddler.she has seen so many dick before or he has been watching blue film.
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Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by Zhahovic(m): 5:31am On May 11, 2017 |
MysteriousAnn:.. Kai... seems like you love pre-intimacy a lot..hahha |
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by Kingbuhari(m): 5:33am On May 11, 2017 |
the rate women of nowadays appreciate bigger cassava recently is really scary ... meanwhile I reserve my otondo for someone beta 1 Like |
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by highchief1: 5:37am On May 11, 2017 |
the man no sabi Bleep if you don't have a big dick you don't Bleep normal styles bend the woman Bleep am from back she go hail.with heavy fore play some men are just too novice |
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by Kingbuhari(m): 5:45am On May 11, 2017 |
Abeg I have something of great concern, now Fulani Gollum sex life is inactive who will be servicing Aisha |
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by ijayebonyi(f): 5:47am On May 11, 2017 |
So what are we suppose to do about that please? |
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by enimooko: 5:49am On May 11, 2017 |
Instead of going to sleep, see the amount of small joystick lovers on this thread. Mtcheeww. |
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by chrischina(m): 5:58am On May 11, 2017 |
Women, when is big they will say is too big when is small they take you straight to there Pastor, God is watching |
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by oaroloye(m): 6:05am On May 11, 2017 |
ijustdey: This is not a problem! The vagina can STRETCH to accommodate a BABY, but can CLAMP DOWN on a PENCIL. She just needs to DO THAT. This is part of what are called "KEGEL EXERCISES." She should get something like a THIN ROD, of any convenient, cleanable material- wood, plastic, or metal (don't use LEAD!) with a hole at one end, from which a WEIGHT can be suspended. Start with something small- like a teacup? Work up to something like a multi-kilogramme kettle, or cookpot? With suitable lubrication Olive Oil, or something, insert the rod into the vagina, with the weight suspended by a cord.- standing up, with legs apart. DO NOT LAUGH AT YOURSELF, FUME, OR CURSE. (Important.) Just focus. Concentrate on holding onto the rod, and preventing it from sliding out, for TEN SECONDS, two or three times a day. Work until TWENTY MINUTES is no strain. Then it is time to increase the weight. By the time one can hold a few kilogrammes for thirty minutes to an hour at a time, hubby will be TOTALLY RUINED for other women. Circus performers- in the sorts of shows where kiddies are not admitted- have been known to support their whole weight inverted and suspended- where, if the thing SLIPS OUT, they should fall headlong to their death. At what point you have to explain what you are doing to your husband- wgonmight be fearing he is falling under some JUJU SPELL, or something- should be at your own discretion. Knowledge is Power.
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Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by lovelyadeola(m): 6:10am On May 11, 2017 |
Partnerbiz2:Oga wia ur pics nah. I wan see that head :-D |
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