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Hilarious Pick Up Lines Nigerian Men Use by Yarnvibes(f): 5:21am On May 16, 2017
We’ve all heard that the easiest way to a woman’s heart is through words and some Nigerian men have taken it upon themselves to add some flavour to this saying by being humorous with their attempts to woo women with words.

Jumia Travel, the leading online travel agency, shares 6 hilarious pick up lines Nigerian men use.

“You Look Familiar. Have We Met?”

This is a very popular pick up line used most times by those who are a little shy at heart and want to establish some kind of common ground with the lady when they first walk up to her. Nigerian men typically use this in an attempt to start a meaningful conversation with the lady. Unfortunately, some ladies actually find this annoying and don’t have a very friendly response to the question.

“You’re really pretty. You Look Like My Mum”

The second part of this pick up line can vary from ‘you look like my mum’ to ‘you remind me of my mum’; either way the point is to compliment the lady and try to develop some kind of connection or common ground with her by relating her to his mother. Some Nigerian men might actually be sincere with this one but it doesn’t change the fact that it’s stunning and laughable to most ladies.

“Chai, I wish I met you first”

This particular pick up line is more stunning than hilarious but it’s another one from Nigerian men that ladies have to deal with. This pick up line is synonymous with Nigerian men who are already in a committed relationship but see a lady they consider better than the one they are with. Interestingly, you might think a lady will be put off by this line but some are actually flattered by it and it softens them up. Nevertheless, it is advisable that once a lady hears this one she should tread carefully to avoid a very painful heartbreak.

“I know the crack on your lips Comes with the weather. Baby let me anoint your lips, I can be your lip gloss”

This interesting pick up line is likely to be used by Nigerian men during the harmattan season. Good luck dealing with it ladies.

“God told me you’re my wife”

This is mainly used by the religious toasters. They don’t seem to have the guts to woo a lady the normal way, so they bring God into what He has no business with believing that the lady’s respect for God will help to win her over. There was once a time some of these religious toasters feared God and used this only when they had actually heard from God, but now a good number of them abuse it and use it as a means to an end.

“I am not a prophet but I can see You and I Together”

Another pick up line for the religiously inclined, and funny enough it actually works for some ladies depending on how well the Nigerian man is able to use it. Besides, some ladies appreciate the men who use this pick line for being honest and not using the annoying “God told you’re my wife” pick up line.

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Re: Hilarious Pick Up Lines Nigerian Men Use by chinybelle(f): 5:34am On May 16, 2017
Aswear

It's so vague...
......



Queens let's do this
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Hit me on Instagram @Chinybelle_hair
Small small money kiss kiss kiss

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Re: Hilarious Pick Up Lines Nigerian Men Use by simplyhonest(m): 5:36am On May 16, 2017
Hmnnnnn... ok
Re: Hilarious Pick Up Lines Nigerian Men Use by Smellymouth: 5:47am On May 16, 2017
Cutie peri peri, you are the BOMB!!Is your father Boko haram?

_______________________

But the best is this --->

Girl you’re beautiful too/
My number one tuntun/
Sip burukututu/
For your love tutu/
I go chook you chuku chuku o/
Biko obianuju/
Shey you do me juju/
Cos im feeling the juju/
If I tell say I love you o/
My money,my body/
Na ur own o baby/
Thirty billion for the account o/
Versace and gucci for your body o...

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Re: Hilarious Pick Up Lines Nigerian Men Use by SaintAlbert53: 5:49am On May 16, 2017
hehehehe...
Re: Hilarious Pick Up Lines Nigerian Men Use by pressplay411(m): 5:55am On May 16, 2017
Nne beby you're looking too fine to be standing in the hot sun, where are you going, let me give you a ride.

Trust 9ja babe, this is like the voice of God. They jump in fast. grin

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Re: Hilarious Pick Up Lines Nigerian Men Use by MhissBelva(f): 6:02am On May 16, 2017
Chai, I wish I met u first is so annoying but they don't know...

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Re: Hilarious Pick Up Lines Nigerian Men Use by Defaramade(m): 6:21am On May 16, 2017
Smellymouth:
Cutie peri peri, you are the BOMB!!Is your father Boko haram?

_______________________

But the best is this --->

Girl you’re beautiful too/
My number one tuntun/
Sip burukututu/
For your love tutu/
I go chook you chuku chuku o/
Biko obianuju/
Shey you do me juju/
Cos im feeling the juju/
If I tell say I love you o/
My money,my body/
Na ur own o baby/
Thirty billion for the account o/
Versace and gucci for your body o...
Buahahaha grin grin grin

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Re: Hilarious Pick Up Lines Nigerian Men Use by Smellymouth: 6:24am On May 16, 2017
Defaramade:
Buahahaha grin grin grin

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Re: Hilarious Pick Up Lines Nigerian Men Use by Defaramade(m): 6:27am On May 16, 2017
Smellymouth:
Lol Egbon Smelly cheesy

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Re: Hilarious Pick Up Lines Nigerian Men Use by SweetPuffPuff(f): 6:28am On May 16, 2017
“I know the crack on your lips Comes with the weather. Baby let me anoint your lips, I can be your lip gloss”


grin grinits really bad

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Re: Hilarious Pick Up Lines Nigerian Men Use by Defaramade(m): 6:31am On May 16, 2017
SweetPuffPuff:
“I know the crack on your lips Comes with the weather. Baby let me anoint your lips, I can be your lip gloss”


grin grinits really bad
Hello Puff, Top of the morning to you cheesy

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Re: Hilarious Pick Up Lines Nigerian Men Use by Defaramade(m): 6:33am On May 16, 2017
chinybelle:
Aswear
It's so vague...
What's vague??

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Re: Hilarious Pick Up Lines Nigerian Men Use by Nomfanelo99(f): 6:40am On May 16, 2017
Smellymouth:
Cutie peri peri, you are the BOMB!!Is your father Boko haram?

_______________________

But the best is this --->

Girl you’re beautiful too/
My number one tuntun/
Sip burukututu/
For your love tutu/
I go chook you chuku chuku o/
Biko obianuju/
Shey you do me juju/
Cos im feeling the juju/
If I tell say I love you o/
My money,my body/
Na ur own o baby/
Thirty billion for the account o/
Versace and gucci for your body o...


grin grin grin hilarious... Thank you for making my day

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Re: Hilarious Pick Up Lines Nigerian Men Use by Nobody: 6:45am On May 16, 2017
Smellymouth:
Cutie peri peri, you are the BOMB!!Is your father Boko haram?

_______________________

But the best is this --->

Girl you’re beautiful too/
My number one tuntun/
Sip burukututu/
For your love tutu/
I go chook you chuku chuku o/
Biko obianuju/
Shey you do me juju/
Cos im feeling the juju/
If I tell say I love you o/
My money,my body/
Na ur own o baby/
Thirty billion for the account o/
Versace and gucci for your body o...

While in really na:
thirty hundred for the Akant o.
Versace and Gucci for yhur dream o baby.

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Re: Hilarious Pick Up Lines Nigerian Men Use by Smellymouth: 6:48am On May 16, 2017
Nomfanelo99:



grin grin grin hilarious... Thank you for making my day

Uwc cheri peri peri.. grin

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Re: Hilarious Pick Up Lines Nigerian Men Use by Smellymouth: 6:50am On May 16, 2017
Omagago, na so e be oo.. grin
Re: Hilarious Pick Up Lines Nigerian Men Use by SConnect: 6:50am On May 16, 2017
grin grin grin grin
Re: Hilarious Pick Up Lines Nigerian Men Use by dhope001(m): 6:51am On May 16, 2017
You got it

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Re: Hilarious Pick Up Lines Nigerian Men Use by Nobody: 6:51am On May 16, 2017
But they work fine wink
Re: Hilarious Pick Up Lines Nigerian Men Use by softmind24: 6:52am On May 16, 2017
sad
Re: Hilarious Pick Up Lines Nigerian Men Use by fullstreets: 6:52am On May 16, 2017
“You Look Familiar. Have We Met?”
Naija gals now use this one esp. If u have something dat has dashboard wia dey can put leg n d thing also has seat belt to use n snap selfie.
Depending on how much a gal likes seat belt, I have diz picture from the Bureau of Statistics.

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Re: Hilarious Pick Up Lines Nigerian Men Use by Kenneth205(m): 6:53am On May 16, 2017
Lol.
Re: Hilarious Pick Up Lines Nigerian Men Use by SNIPER123: 6:53am On May 16, 2017
embarassed

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Re: Hilarious Pick Up Lines Nigerian Men Use by Nnwannsukka(m): 6:53am On May 16, 2017
Our name sounds the same, that means we are made for each other . grin cheesy

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Re: Hilarious Pick Up Lines Nigerian Men Use by Rilwayne001: 6:54am On May 16, 2017
angry grin grin
Re: Hilarious Pick Up Lines Nigerian Men Use by Histrings08(m): 6:55am On May 16, 2017
Those ones have expired
Re: Hilarious Pick Up Lines Nigerian Men Use by Ayoswit(f): 6:55am On May 16, 2017
K
Re: Hilarious Pick Up Lines Nigerian Men Use by Pasidon(m): 6:55am On May 16, 2017
U are the egg in my egg roll without u am. Just buns

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Re: Hilarious Pick Up Lines Nigerian Men Use by FavoredGuy: 6:56am On May 16, 2017
Funny
Re: Hilarious Pick Up Lines Nigerian Men Use by 3mmyz(m): 6:56am On May 16, 2017
chinybelle:
Aswear

It's so vague...

Certainly... but if you and i should hook up, I'd be more clear and straight forward wink

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