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Re: Hilarious Pick Up Lines Nigerian Men Use by LePrezident(m): 10:54am On May 16, 2017
SweetPuffPuff:
i said my job and my lesson not school guy grin

Hahaha now you confuse me ma'am. Which one is lesson again? undecided
Re: Hilarious Pick Up Lines Nigerian Men Use by ekensi01: 11:07am On May 16, 2017
MhissBelva:
Chai, I wish I met u first is so annoying but they don't know...
KNOW WHAT?
Re: Hilarious Pick Up Lines Nigerian Men Use by MhissBelva(f): 11:12am On May 16, 2017
ekensi01:
KNOW WHAT?

that pick up line s annoying
and most married men are guilty of that line..dem no day shame undecided
Re: Hilarious Pick Up Lines Nigerian Men Use by Atlantia(f): 11:12am On May 16, 2017
AyamConfidence:
no let me vex ooo...I go toast you ooo cheesy
Vex na. tongue
Re: Hilarious Pick Up Lines Nigerian Men Use by Nobody: 11:14am On May 16, 2017
LePrezident:


Hahaha now you confuse me ma'am. Which one is lesson again? undecided
drivng lessons
Re: Hilarious Pick Up Lines Nigerian Men Use by Nobody: 11:15am On May 16, 2017
yungeez:

lol, are u afraid dat u would get burnt? dnt worry m a gud baker, i go toast u wella
no sir smiley bye
Re: Hilarious Pick Up Lines Nigerian Men Use by AyamConfidence(m): 11:15am On May 16, 2017
Atlantia:

Vex na. tongue
challenge accepted expect my punch lines...idey come make I go prepare
Re: Hilarious Pick Up Lines Nigerian Men Use by Nobody: 11:19am On May 16, 2017
AyamConfidence:
seems making new ones is a soft job for you... I love my moniker wella

Hey puff puff

How's Donald treating y'all
he's been okay.
i aint been shipped back ta "home" grin
as some of ya' ll vehemently professed i would be
Re: Hilarious Pick Up Lines Nigerian Men Use by Atlantia(f): 11:56am On May 16, 2017
AyamConfidence:
challenge accepted expect my punch lines...idey come make I go prepare
Bring it on. cheesy
Re: Hilarious Pick Up Lines Nigerian Men Use by naijajobx: 12:03pm On May 16, 2017
oh
Re: Hilarious Pick Up Lines Nigerian Men Use by ekensi01: 12:03pm On May 16, 2017
MhissBelva:


that pick up line s annoying
and most married men are guilty of that line..dem no day shame undecided
Not all tho, but it's not something to be ashame of now. you did it? yes i do. Every true love bounce of pick up lines. most people borrow while some originate
Re: Hilarious Pick Up Lines Nigerian Men Use by AyamConfidence(m): 12:15pm On May 16, 2017
SweetPuffPuff:
he's been okay.
i aint been shipped back ta "home" grin
as some of ya' ll vehemently professed i would be
lol...I never professed he would... You're legit na so why should he? Dem born am

What's kept ya away from here for so long
Re: Hilarious Pick Up Lines Nigerian Men Use by LePrezident(m): 12:17pm On May 16, 2017
SweetPuffPuff:
drivng lessons

Lol I see
Re: Hilarious Pick Up Lines Nigerian Men Use by Nobody: 12:22pm On May 16, 2017
AyamConfidence:
lol...I never professed he would... You're legit na so why should he? Dem born am

What's kept ya away from here for so long
not u but others have
was some crazy idea trump would ship all blacks back ta Africa

Work
Re: Hilarious Pick Up Lines Nigerian Men Use by AyamConfidence(m): 3:17pm On May 16, 2017
SweetPuffPuff:
not u but others have
was some crazy idea trump would ship all blacks back ta Africa

Work
I knew he was bluffing cos even blacks are humans and have rights

Oh so you now work? I'd say congratulations cos work is very hard to find here inNaija
Re: Hilarious Pick Up Lines Nigerian Men Use by photoshoot(m): 4:46pm On May 16, 2017
Atlantia:

You know me, I don't fall for lines... smiley


Impressive smiley
Re: Hilarious Pick Up Lines Nigerian Men Use by Atlantia(f): 4:52pm On May 16, 2017
photoshoot:


Impressive smiley
If I may ask; why do you think that's impressive?
Re: Hilarious Pick Up Lines Nigerian Men Use by StepG: 7:44pm On May 16, 2017
pressplay411:
Nne beby you're looking too fine to be standing in the hot sun, where are you going, let me give you a ride. So you are suggesting only the ugly girls should stand in the sun.

Trust 9ja babe, this is like the voice of God. They jump in fast. grin
Re: Hilarious Pick Up Lines Nigerian Men Use by wabbyland(m): 8:54pm On May 18, 2017
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Re: Hilarious Pick Up Lines Nigerian Men Use by MrCork: 4:17pm On Jun 19, 2017
SweetPuffPuff:
“I know the crack on your lips Comes with the weather. Baby let me anoint your lips, I can be your lip gloss”


grin grinits really bad





....but when can I enter u nah?....don't u want Moiney?.....pound sterlin? undecided
Re: Hilarious Pick Up Lines Nigerian Men Use by Nobody: 4:36pm On Jun 19, 2017
undecided
MrCork:






....but when can I enter u nah?....don't u want Moiney?.....pound sterlin? undecided




Re: Hilarious Pick Up Lines Nigerian Men Use by MrCork: 6:06pm On Jun 19, 2017
Fabulocity:
undecided
...ok.so yorrrr job is to visit my post putter boredom....abi??....tecccccknically...they call it STALKING!!!! angry
Re: Hilarious Pick Up Lines Nigerian Men Use by Nobody: 6:33pm On Jun 19, 2017
Yeah I stalk you so what? angry
MrCork:

...ok.so yorrrr job is to visit my post putter boredom....abi??....tecccccknically...they call it STALKING!!!! angry



Re: Hilarious Pick Up Lines Nigerian Men Use by MrCork: 8:22pm On Jun 19, 2017
Fabulocity:
Yeah I stalk you so what? angry
..you need Jesus!! undecided
Re: Hilarious Pick Up Lines Nigerian Men Use by Nobody: 8:24pm On Jun 19, 2017
I need you undecided
MrCork:
..you need Jesus!! undecided

Re: Hilarious Pick Up Lines Nigerian Men Use by MrCork: 8:33pm On Jun 19, 2017
Fabulocity:
I need you undecided
...cool...hanggggin there.. good luck!! undecided
Re: Hilarious Pick Up Lines Nigerian Men Use by Nobody: 8:35pm On Jun 19, 2017
so you sayin you won't gibe 30% light skin me yorr *kondo* ??... bro you gay?
MrCork:

...cool...hanggggin there.. good luck!! undecided


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