1. Give women bigger breasts and yansh. So many of my Christian sisters have to surgically enhance their ukwu.

2.Give older men strong €rections. So many men rely on viagra and other aphrodisiacs just to enjoy thier God given right to explore the Congo and plant their seeds.

3. Regrow limbs. Amputees never die grow their limbs back in churches. Christian musician, Ayefele has been on wheelchair for years.

4. Deflect Boko harm bombs. So many churches in the birth have been bombed by the Boko boys. If only pastors learnt ode-eshi ( bullet and bomb blocking juju) jazz from the holy spirit.


5. Turn atheists into believers. Jesus convinced doubting Thomas that he was not a ghost but a zombie. Jesus preached to many and turned them into sheep followers. Why can't these pastors deal with these nairaland infidels that call themselves atheists?

Heal children with down syndrome.

yeye

dalaman:
Heal children with down syndrome.

They couldn't even heal either Buhari or Yar Adua. Is God afraid of healing Muslim presidents?

Pastors don't perform miracles. Only god has the power to perform miracles through it's chosen ones

That said, god cannot perform the miracle of putting out a candle light in a room

God can't do sheet

God is incompetent

Pastors don't also heal burn victims.

If your body was burnt in a fire, God can't help you. God doesn't do burnt offerings anymore

Born2Freak:


They couldn't even heal either Buhari or Yar Adua. Is God afraid of healing Muslim presidents?

They never heal known figures only arranged actors.

dalaman:


They never heal known figures only arranged actors.

Staged miracles

Born2Freak:
Pastors don't also heal burn victims.

If your body was burnt in a fire, God can't help you. God doesn't do burnt offerings anymore

God can't heal burn victims cos God likes the smell of burning flesh.

dalaman:


God can't heal burn victims cos God likes the smell of burning flesh.

Yeah I remember that verse as it ended like thids- "it was pleasing to the lord"

Born2Freak:


3. Regrow limbs. Amputees never die grow their limbs back in churches. Christian musician, Ayefele has been on wheelchair for years.

Pastors will be in the business of regrowing limbs when it's scientifically possible.

this thread is funny

Pastors can't cure baldness.


See Otobo sugar daddy apostle Suleiman and Oyedepo

Lmao

Jesus was said in the hole-ly BuyBull to have fed 5000 people with 5 loaves of bread and 2 fishes and they had 12 basketful of crumbs left over


makes you wonder why Nigerians are dying of hunger everyday; hungry people full church sef

Born2Freak:
Pastors can't cure baldness.

See Otobo sugar daddy apostle Suleiman and Oyedepo

lol

Also, pastors seem to be unable to cure the perpetual brokenness of some church wardens or ushers. These guys are plagued with body odour, patched clothes, shoes with chopped souls etc

God always shows them the future, they can see what happens in 4,8,12,30 yrs time, can even determines a lifetime marriage

Yet

Bet9ja, surebet, nairabet still exist.
Hallelujah

Pastafarian:
Jesus was said in the hole-ly BuyBull to have fed 5000 people with 5 loaves of bread and 2 fishes and they had 12 basketful of crumbs left over


makes you wonder why Nigerians are dying of hunger everyday; hungry people full church sef

Jesus promised them the ability to do greater things than he did only if they believe on him. They can't do anything because the promise is fictitious.

Born2Freak:
Also, pastors seem to be unable to cure the perpetual brokenness of some church wardens or ushers. These guys are plagued with body odour, patched clothes, shoes with chopped souls etc

These set of people can worship pastors. Chai!

Pastafarian:
Jesus was said in the hole-ly BuyBull to have fed 5000 people with 5 loaves of bread and 2 fishes and they had 12 basketful of crumbs left over


makes you wonder why Nigerians are dying of hunger everyday; hungry people full church sef

In my Church , the poor are well taken of . In atheist countries like North Korea , they are sent to death camps or forced to work themselves to death while working for the goverment . Poverty rate in atheist countries are also incredibly high .

Christians own 56 percent of the world's wealth while Christianity has the most millionaires in the world .

Ignorance is a disease

Change HIV +ve patients confirmed via PCR & ELISA to negative

KingEbukasBlog:


In my Church , the poor are well taken of . In atheist countries like North Korea , they are sent to death camps or forced to work themselves to death while working for the goverment . Poverty rate in atheist countries are also incredibly high .

Christians own 56 percent of the world's wealth while Christianity has the most millionaires in the world .

Ignorance is a disease

And poverty rate in countries like Nigeria and Sudan is reducing drastically abi? Kwantinue

KingEbukasBlog:


In my Church , the poor are well taken of . In atheist countries like North Korea , they are sent to death camps or forced to work themselves to death while working for the goverment . Poverty rate in atheist countries are also incredibly high .

Christians own 56 percent of the world's wealth while Christianity has the most millionaires in the world .

Ignorance is a disease

It seems the only country you know is North Korea...? pls spare us

KingEbukasBlog:


In my Church , the poor are well taken of . In atheist countries like North Korea , they are sent to death camps or forced to work themselves to death while working for the goverment . Poverty rate in atheist countries are also incredibly high .

Christians own 56 percent of the world's wealth while Christianity has the most millionaires in the world .

Ignorance is a disease

If your god is not useless, let him cure an amputee or heal a famous person

KingEbukasBlog:


In my Church , the poor are well taken of . In atheist countries like North Korea , they are sent to death camps or forced to work themselves to death while working for the goverment . Poverty rate in atheist countries are also incredibly high .

Christians own 56 percent of the world's wealth while Christianity has the most millionaires in the world .

Ignorance is a disease

You keep repeating this nonsense. Is north Korea crazy because of atheism or communism?

Also are there no poor people in your country?

KingEbukasBlog:


In my Church , the poor are well taken of . In atheist countries like North Korea , they are sent to death camps or forced to work themselves to death while working for the goverment . Poverty rate in atheist countries are also incredibly high .

Christians own 56 percent of the world's wealth while Christianity has the most millionaires in the world .

Ignorance is a disease

The depreciation of a mind.

Born2Freak:


You keep repeating this nonsense. Is north Korea crazy because of atheism or communism?

Also are there no poor people in your country?

Sarcasm and ignorance is best for people like him. Answering him encourages his idiocy.

Born2Freak:


You keep repeating this nonsense. Is north Korea crazy because of atheism or communism?

Also are there no poor people in your country?

Atheistic logic : Problem with humanity is because people believe in God

(Get's shown atheist countries suffering terribly in poverty )

(Get's annoyed )

Keep repeating the same idiotic nonsense , expect the same response from me . Its that simple .

realmindz:


If your god is not useless, let him cure an amputee or heal a famous person

There are thousands of famous people God have healed . You said its coincidence .

DunceNLMods:


The depreciation of a mind.

Lol . Hopefullandlord's 12th account .

KingEbukasBlog:


Atheistic logic : Problem with humanity is because people believe in God

(Get's shown atheist countries suffering terribly in poverty )

(Get's annoyed )

Keep repeating the same idiotic nonsense , expect the same response from me . Its that simple .

LMAO
That duplicate atheist moniker is on a meltdown .