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10 Signs Your Village People Followed You To JAMB CBT Centre [PICS] by fineyemi(m): 8:11pm On May 23, 2017
This is going to be hilarious as so many UTME 2017 candidates faced one challenges or the other in their CBT Centers. Lets look at the following signs below:

1. You got to your JAMB CBT CENTER late and you were denied entrance to the examination hall. O boy, you need to look at this adage that says "Punctuality is the soul of a business".

2. You sat down in front of your system and then typed in your jamb registration number and the system keeps loading but fortunately it loaded completely and you were now seeing 35 min more.

3. When choosing answers to the question displayed on the monitor screen, your system freezes. You called for help and one of the supervisors came in to rectify the issues but couldn't do it anyway. He resorted into taking you to use another system but unfortunately when you login, You saw 3 mins more.

4. You answered all question and submitted successfully, You heard result is out and you summoned courage to check and you saw this below: grin grin

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Re: 10 Signs Your Village People Followed You To JAMB CBT Centre [PICS] by fineyemi(m): 8:13pm On May 23, 2017
5. You were boosting to your friends that you are expecting nothing less that 250 but you checked your result and saw this below:

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Re: 10 Signs Your Village People Followed You To JAMB CBT Centre [PICS] by fineyemi(m): 8:16pm On May 23, 2017
6. You heard people were checking their result and you were about going to check and you receive a test message from jamb saying "100 have been deducted from you JAMB score"

Re: 10 Signs Your Village People Followed You To JAMB CBT Centre [PICS] by fineyemi(m): 8:17pm On May 23, 2017
7. You keep writing JAMB for the past 4-6 Years now and you didn't surpass the General JAMB cutoff which is 200, you need to sit your self down and reason on who you have offended.

8. People were congratulating you for your achievement in scoring 319 in jamb but unfortunately, Jamb watched CCTV of those that scored high and found out you were involve in Malpractice and they deducted 200 from your score.

JAMB To Watch CCTV Records Video To Uncover Candidates Who Score High Mark
Re: 10 Signs Your Village People Followed You To JAMB CBT Centre [PICS] by fineyemi(m): 8:18pm On May 23, 2017
Re: 10 Signs Your Village People Followed You To JAMB CBT Centre [PICS] by Cameleon72(f): 8:21pm On May 23, 2017
Hmmmm
Re: 10 Signs Your Village People Followed You To JAMB CBT Centre [PICS] by Brymo: 8:35pm On May 23, 2017
grin
Re: 10 Signs Your Village People Followed You To JAMB CBT Centre [PICS] by Nobody: 9:05pm On May 23, 2017
Dem thank me for deducting 100marks
Re: 10 Signs Your Village People Followed You To JAMB CBT Centre [PICS] by fineyemi2: 9:33pm On May 23, 2017
OrestesDante:
Dem thank me for deducting 100marks
grin
OrestesDante:
Dem thank me for deducting 100marks
Re: 10 Signs Your Village People Followed You To JAMB CBT Centre [PICS] by RealAdewole(m): 12:34am On May 24, 2017
OrestesDante:
Dem thank me for deducting 100marks
dem dey show courtesy
Re: 10 Signs Your Village People Followed You To JAMB CBT Centre [PICS] by ucmini: 2:09am On May 24, 2017
cry

Re: 10 Signs Your Village People Followed You To JAMB CBT Centre [PICS] by TreasuredLeidy(f): 7:38am On May 24, 2017
not funny
Re: 10 Signs Your Village People Followed You To JAMB CBT Centre [PICS] by Dunsin89(m): 7:49am On May 24, 2017
Very funny stuffs, thumbs up OP
Re: 10 Signs Your Village People Followed You To JAMB CBT Centre [PICS] by fineyemi2: 9:15am On May 24, 2017
TreasuredLeidy:
not funny
lolz!!! sorry dear.
Re: 10 Signs Your Village People Followed You To JAMB CBT Centre [PICS] by Miraxzeebility(m): 10:13am On May 24, 2017
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Re: 10 Signs Your Village People Followed You To JAMB CBT Centre [PICS] by netbeans1(m): 10:21am On May 24, 2017
grin
Re: 10 Signs Your Village People Followed You To JAMB CBT Centre [PICS] by TreasuredLeidy(f): 10:32am On May 24, 2017
fineyemi2:
lolz!!! sorry dear.
lol. no offence taken
Re: 10 Signs Your Village People Followed You To JAMB CBT Centre [PICS] by Greenbuoy(m): 1:39pm On May 24, 2017
N o n s e n s e
Re: 10 Signs Your Village People Followed You To JAMB CBT Centre [PICS] by fineyemi2: 3:22pm On May 24, 2017
Greenbuoy:
How can somebody BOOST to his friend...is the person 2go star
lolz
Re: 10 Signs Your Village People Followed You To JAMB CBT Centre [PICS] by ikbnice(m): 4:40pm On May 24, 2017
Village people are always blamed for our misfortunes whereas mostly atimes, we are the architect of our own predicament.

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