Adekunzy:
Back then in secondary school, JSS3 to be precise, We threw a question to our English teacher as to why we use "AN" for words like "Egg", "Umbrella" e.t.c.

Confused baba stood in front and told us that we use "AN" for Egg because it produces a living thing, and we should respect it.

He further told us that we use "AN" for umbrella because it is in the form of Canopy and it can cover so many people. Brethrens, na so I weak o.
It took the efforts of my parents to make corrections on that for me telling me we use An for vowel sounds as I changed school immediately. They reminded me recently and I couldn't help but laugh
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durasome:
mine was in my ss3 2013/14 our geography teacher told us that we have only seventeen countries in Africa just because only seventeen countries qualified for the African cup of Nations then. till today I still see that man and I use to say to myself how did this one scald through to become a teacher.

This got me rolling on the floor.. Hahaha

Olochedavido:
i was made to believe with my federal craft certificate (FCC), jobs would b chasing me. now, i done even know where d paper is

lol...laugh Don make me slap Buhar.i

So many things my teachers taught me wrongly I believed them back them because I tot teachers know all. But know av unlearned the wrong things cos I know they are human

I hv been told that the earth is spherical..

Its a big lie.. ..
If earth is spherical as they say, WHY DONT WE LOOSE BALANCE OR FALL OFF THE EDGE?

Was also told the earth rotate which causes day and night.

Why dont we notice the minute movement, me wey dey one place for office why earth never rotate me move go canteen?

Oluwasaeon:
Bro gravity is not a force. Read!

guy abeg we all dey learn. if gravity is not a force, den wetin gravity be??

Pluskid:


Gravity is not a force?
But it is defined as the force of attraction acting towards the centre of the earth you know. Right?

And I am not understanding, if a white man makes a mistake it's no problem?

gravitation is due to the curvature of spacetime in the presence of matter and energy.

celwonder:



guy abeg we all dey learn. if gravity is not a force, den wetin gravity be??

Gravity is actually a distortion of space and time

darlingnuel:
lol...laugh Don make me slap Buhar.i

slap ke, u no dey fear burutai? i no dey o

Martinez19:
gravitation is due to the curvature of spacetime in the presence of matter and energy.

u ar giving d reason for gravity and not the definition. if space is curved and as a result there is no pulling force on any object in it ( i.e space), d object will be in a fixed position being almost totally static just like the sun which does not add up in science because every object in motion is as a result of d action of force(s)

alphaXIII:
your parents were wrong too
"a" and "an" does not strictly obey the vowel consonant rule...
example
a university instead of an university

The pronunciation of university sounds like a consonant sound datx y....go school bro

Mine was in jss 3 when i wanted to write junior waec..

my PHE teacher, mr aparo(we gave him the name-he was too dirty), while teaching us soccer(the only topic he taught for the term), told us that a player would be given yellow card three times before the refree could give the player a red card

Oluwasaeon:
That gravity is a force
Even the whites are guilty of this so no biggie

Ever heard about gravitational force of attraction?

celwonder:



u ar giving d reason for gravity and not the definition. if space is curved and as a result there is no pulling force on any object in it ( i.e space), d object will be in a fixed position being almost totally static just like the sun which does not add up in science because every object in motion is as a result of d action of force(s)

okay, gravitation is not a force because due to the curvature of spacetime in the presence of matter and energy, all bodies move with the same acceleration during the so called free fall. The curvature of spacetime is leading you in a particular direction at the same acceleration (the magnitude of which depends on the large body in question) it will for any other object regardless of the mass. During free fall in vacuum, you don't feel your weight. The idea that gravitation is a force is newtonian which has been dethroned by relativity.

In space, small bodies are influenced by large bodies because large bodies curve space more than small bodies. That is why small bodies revolve around large bodies but never will a large body revolve around a small body. That is why instead of space time curving around you to attract the earth, the earth, being far larger, curve space grately and attracts you to it. The larger the body, the greater the curvature of space. This is the idea of general relativity, a theory that has been verified experimentally.

Martinez19:
okay, gravitation is not a force because due to the curvature of spacetime in the presence of matter and energy, all bodies move with the same acceleration during the so called free fall. The curvature of spacetime is leading you in a particular direction at the same acceleration (the magnitude of which depends on the large body in question) it will for any other object regardless of the mass. During free fall in vacuum, you don't feel your weight. The idea that gravitation is a force is newtonian which has been dethroned by relativity.

In space, small bodies are influenced by large bodies because large bodies curve space more than small bodies. That is why small bodies revolve around large bodies but never will a large body revolve around a small body. That is why instead of space time curving around you to attract the earth, the earth, being far larger, curve space grately and attracts you to it. The larger the body, the greater the curvature of space. This is the idea of general relativity, a theory that has been verified experimentally.

I understand ur general relativity theory referencing, and I hope u knw dat d theory is still in its kindergarten phase of experimentation??

btw d space and the object irrespective of how large or small it is) which of dem is moving??

alphaXIII:
your parents were wrong too "a" and "an" does not strictly obey the vowel consonant rule... example a university instead of an university

bro, the U in university isn't a vowel sound.

celwonder:



I understand ur general relativity theory referencing, and I hope u knw dat d theory is still in its kindergarten phase of experimentation??

btw d space and the object irrespective of how large or small it is) which of dem is moving??

General relativity is the best theory of gravity in the world. I personally believe the theory is true but people want to verify experimentally before they fully accept. The postulate of gravitational waves by general relativity was found to be true in 2015. Black holes has been verified. The bending of light around the sun and the extent to which it bends as provided by general relativity was proved to be correct. What more do you want? Even the perihelion shift in the orbit of Mercury was accounted for perfectly by general relativity---- something newton's law of gravity was unable to account for.

Concerning the question of which is moving, if a single body was alone in the universe, it will remain in its position ie. static in space. All you have is a static body with space curved around it. If a much smaller body were to be introduced in its vicinity, the small body will be influenced by the curved space around the large body and a movement of the smaller body will occur.

alphaXIII:
your parents were wrong too
"a" and "an" does not strictly obey the vowel consonant rule...
example
a university instead of an university

English language self na idiot

Martinez19:
General relativity is the best theory of gravity in the world. I personally believe the theory is true but people want to verify experimentally before they fully accept. The postulate of gravitational waves by general relativity was found to be true in 2015. Black holes has been verified. The bending of light around the sun and the extent to which it bends as provided by general relativity was proved to be correct. What more do you want? Even the perihelion shift in the orbit of Mercury was accounted for perfectly by general relativity---- something newton's law of gravity was unable to account for.

Concerning the question of which is moving, if a single body was alone in the universe, it will remain in its position ie. static in space. All you have is a static body with space curved around it. If a much smaller body were to be introduced in its vicinity, the small body will be influenced by the curved space around the large body and a movement of the smaller body will occur.

Seriously ....adonbelieveit

CondomSir:
Mine was in jss 3 when i wanted to write junior waec..

my PHE teacher, mr aparo(we gave him the name-he was too dirty), while teaching us soccer(the only topic he taught for the term), told us that a player would be given yellow card three times before the refree could give the player a red card

Yes now, if you are playing orange.

Martinez19:
gravitation is due to the curvature of spacetime in the presence of matter and energy.

See confusion. What are you now saying....una can fit lie for Africa


I don't even know what they are saying, let me come and be going abeg

Oluwasaeon:
That gravity is a force
Even the whites are guilty of this so no biggie

What is gravity then?

Way back in children Church.. They do tell us 3 wise men visited Jesus.. Even wen we are staging the birth of Christ during Christmas Carol we do use 3 use man coz of the 3 different gifts they offered Jesus Christ....Later after many years discovered it wasn't 3 wise men

hardbody:


See confusion. What are you now saying....una can fit lie for Africa


I don't even know what they are saying, let me come and be going abeg

a man cannot eat the food meant for the gods.

durasome:
mine was in my ss3 2013/14 our geography teacher told us that we have only seventeen countries in Africa just because only seventeen countries qualified for the African cup of Nations then. till today I still see that man and I use to say to myself how did this one scald through to become a teacher.

scald through indeed.

elementary school fee is not all that costly,go enrol urself to one.



I'm very rich my people o.
Trafford UK.
Bentley.

That Mungo park discovered river niger, it is a lie, indigeneous people of the area discovered it.
Teacher: explain Tin mine
Student; agolo mi (My Tin)

dauddy97:
I was told when i was in pry school dat,eating oily,salty and food cooked with paper and maggi could nullify ablution,it was yesterday when i was argueing with a friend of mine in the hostel that eating cooked foods nullifies ablution...after all the long arguement i was told by one of our course mate who is islamical knowledgible said that only smoked foods such as roasted corn,roasted yam...and alcohol can nullify ablution

You see, I want to learn about Islam and hopefully convert. But it seems to carry too much coercion directly or indirectly. Take nairaland for example...must I accept that declaration before learning about Islam?

celwonder:



guy abeg we all dey learn. if gravity is not a force, den wetin gravity be??

Perhaps he's referring to 'g' acc due to gravity and not gravitational force F_g

That quadratic equation is Almighty Formula

That Michael Faraday died by electrocution

BODMAS =
Bracket
Of [instead of order (meaning exponentiation or 'power of'). Learnt this during my 100L programming days.]
Multiplication
Division
Addition
Subtraction

[quote author=Martinez19 post=57004095] General relativity is the best theory of gravity in the world. I personally believe the theory is true but people want to verify experimentally before they fully accept. The postulate of gravitational waves by general relativity was found to be true in 2015. Black holes has been verified. The bending of light around the sun and the extent to which it bends as provided by general relativity was proved to be correct. What more do you want? Even the perihelion shift in the orbit of Mercury was accounted for perfectly by general relativity---- something newton's law of gravity was unable to account for.

Concerning the question of which is moving, if a single body was alone in the universe, it will remain in its position ie. static in space. All you have is a static body with space curved around it. If a much smaller body were to be introduced in its vicinity, the small body will be influenced by the curved space around the large body and a movement of the smaller body will occur. [quote

I know of d black hole and gravitational waves discovery as postulated by general relativity theory. dey open a new sphere into d physics science esp as to celestial bodies...

if d black hole is d worm hole, time bcoms an orphan.


in other words, if d larger body is removed, d smaller body bcoms static??

if d ansa is yes, is d curved spactime, d larger object or even both of dem not exerting an influence dat makes d smaller object move??

My teacher told me that weed is an unwanted plant.