*BREAKING NEWS!!!* A diesel tanker carrying 33,000 litres of diesel yesterday was on a very high speed along abeokuta express way, Lagos, when the driver spotted an okada man who was also on high speed coming towards him. Meanwhile, the Okada man was carrying a 7 month old pregnant woman who was just coming back from the General Hospital. To cut the story short, as they got closer to each other the tanker driver looked closely and identified the Okada rider to be his childhood friend. They both slowed down, stopped, hugged each other, spoke for a while and continued their journey. Everyday you want to hear bad news ........ No be from me....enjoy yourself, we shall only hear good news now and always cos A KI GBO ABURU LENU ABORE lol.

Just for Laughs** A teenage boy was looking at his
Mum's ID
card.
Name: Margaret Nyakio.
Date of Birth: 1974.
Sex: F
He burst out into laughter. His mum
asked
'What is so funny The boy said I
now
know why dad always sleeps with the
maid
when you are not at home.
Mum: Huh!!
Boy: It's cos you had an "F" in SEX!!!
And you
complain when I get a "C" in Maths,mum you failed miserably,what a rock bottom failure..!.
Mum: Fainted
Hahaha
Have a Lovely week