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All The Things Guys Do 'while Preparing For S*x' by ANIEXTY(m): 7:56pm On Jun 04, 2017
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1: We clean, we clean hard

can't afford your house to be smelling when getting down

Re: All The Things Guys Do 'while Preparing For S*x' by Gebbson007(m): 7:58pm On Jun 04, 2017
Ok.
Re: All The Things Guys Do 'while Preparing For S*x' by ANIEXTY(m): 8:05pm On Jun 04, 2017
2: We brush, we brush hard
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Unless you want her to turn her head 360 just to avoid kissing you

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Re: All The Things Guys Do 'while Preparing For S*x' by dingbang(m): 8:06pm On Jun 04, 2017
ANIEXTY:
1: We clean, we clean hard

can't afford your house to be smelling when getting down
what does it profit a guy after cleaning so hard and the girls pussy turns out to stink like rotten fish?

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Re: All The Things Guys Do 'while Preparing For S*x' by ANIEXTY(m): 8:12pm On Jun 04, 2017
3: We do push ups
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Last minute attempt to look sexy

Re: All The Things Guys Do 'while Preparing For S*x' by ANIEXTY(m): 8:14pm On Jun 04, 2017
4: We shave
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Don't go and injure someone's daughter with your pubic hair that feels like hair brush

Re: All The Things Guys Do 'while Preparing For S*x' by ANIEXTY(m): 8:19pm On Jun 04, 2017
5: We shower, we shower hard
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Can't afford to be smelling when the deed is being done

Re: All The Things Guys Do 'while Preparing For S*x' by ANIEXTY(m): 8:21pm On Jun 04, 2017
6: We put on our best underwear
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To look sexy when we eventually disrobe

Re: All The Things Guys Do 'while Preparing For S*x' by ANIEXTY(m): 8:24pm On Jun 04, 2017
7: We take energy drink
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For those that need it

Re: All The Things Guys Do 'while Preparing For S*x' by ANIEXTY(m): 8:29pm On Jun 04, 2017
We start to practice our sexy voices
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Basically try to sound like James Earl Jones. Why ?, becuase no voice is sexier that the voice of Mufasa

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Re: All The Things Guys Do 'while Preparing For S*x' by stGabrielo(m): 8:33pm On Jun 04, 2017
cheesy cheesy grin grin grin grin naso
Re: All The Things Guys Do 'while Preparing For S*x' by dahreyM: 8:38pm On Jun 04, 2017
click like if you are #teamweddingnight

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Re: All The Things Guys Do 'while Preparing For S*x' by mikejegede(m): 8:40pm On Jun 04, 2017
forgot one thing,after washing ur favourite underwear,then come the shaving of the D..lols
Re: All The Things Guys Do 'while Preparing For S*x' by Wizkhalifa2(m): 9:11pm On Jun 04, 2017
Yes o, clean nd spray air freshener upandan. Mke sure d generator is full, and put her fav drink in d fridge grin

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Re: All The Things Guys Do 'while Preparing For S*x' by ANIEXTY(m): 9:33pm On Jun 04, 2017
dingbang:
what does it profit a guy after cleaning so hard and the girls pussy turns out to stink like rotten fish?
Chai... you wicked !!

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Re: All The Things Guys Do 'while Preparing For S*x' by dingbang(m): 9:37pm On Jun 04, 2017
Wizkhalifa2:
Yes o, clean nd spray air freshener upandan. Mke sure d generator is full, and put her fav drink in d fridge grin
hahahhahaha... You na baba for the game... I hope say all the babes wey you don do these things for, dem reciprocate with the coochie

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Re: All The Things Guys Do 'while Preparing For S*x' by Nobody: 9:46pm On Jun 04, 2017
WE APPLY COLOGNE ALL OVER OUR BODY MOST ESPECIALLY OUR PRIVATE PARTS.
Re: All The Things Guys Do 'while Preparing For S*x' by Wizkhalifa2(m): 10:09pm On Jun 04, 2017
dingbang:
hahahhahaha... You na baba for the game... I hope say all the babes wey you don do these things for, dem reciprocate with the coochie


Them no get choice na, or I go just off gen, mke heat finish her grin grin
Re: All The Things Guys Do 'while Preparing For S*x' by dingbang(m): 10:10pm On Jun 04, 2017
Wizkhalifa2:



Them no get choice na, or I go just off gen, mke heat finish her grin grin
lol nice one... Carry on

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Re: All The Things Guys Do 'while Preparing For S*x' by Bluezy13(m): 10:39pm On Jun 04, 2017
Hahaha...


I do all except the energy drink part
Re: All The Things Guys Do 'while Preparing For S*x' by yaqq: 11:02pm On Jun 04, 2017
De look windows upandan to see if she de show, then form sleep if u don hear knock!

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Re: All The Things Guys Do 'while Preparing For S*x' by jakandeola(m): 11:49pm On Jun 04, 2017
Safiaa:
wouldn't you still put your dickkk inside it? You desperate pig.
were is ur brain
Re: All The Things Guys Do 'while Preparing For S*x' by 7footre(m): 7:26am On Jun 05, 2017
Sometimes though,

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