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My Experience With A Corporate Begger by daewoorazer(m): 1:02pm On Jun 08, 2017
So I am just an average guy who loves taking time to relax and chill out on weekends. I was at a place chilling and guess who showed up? Some beard gang dude in a suit Tuxedo, I was about to complement the dude (no homo) until dude approached and requested for a personal chat. Then it dawned on me he is in to ask for a token.

That's not a prob tho even when buhari don throw us recession. The guy said he is going to a neighbouring town and he is stranded blablabla. I immediately checked my pocket, saw a #100, gave it to him. Then guy reluctantly collected it then checked if it ain't plastered grin

Then he said, 'bro, thought I told u I was going to a neighbouring town'.....before,he finished, I said 'ohhhhhh, my bad'

I collected d money like I was gonn replace it, pocketed it then vamoooooooooooooooosed outta his presence.


In my mind I was like 'dude, I ain't even got ur typa tuxedo, so bleep d hell out'...

Funny thing is: 2 weekends after, I saw nigga in another tuxedo begging across the street I stood....i weak my pple.

Have u had such experience? Share urz

#zanga

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Re: My Experience With A Corporate Begger by dominique(f): 1:09pm On Jun 08, 2017
Most of them are strategically located in banks or ATM points and also in cooperate areas like VI Or Ikoyi. The most annoying thing is they dictate how much you should give them with their fake accents.

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Re: My Experience With A Corporate Begger by beycity(m): 1:16pm On Jun 08, 2017
It's a normal thing in my area. Some even use deodorant.

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Re: My Experience With A Corporate Begger by daewoorazer(m): 1:18pm On Jun 08, 2017
beycity:
It's a normal thing in my area. Some even use deodorant.


Haaaa...u have a greater palava for ur area ooo

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Re: My Experience With A Corporate Begger by kiddoiLL(m): 1:24pm On Jun 08, 2017
Funny post... Dem beggers already get mansion fr village o

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Re: My Experience With A Corporate Begger by phlamesG: 1:30pm On Jun 08, 2017
Op This your story funny o grin

I've also had similar encounters with this shameless set of people mostly in BRT bus parks. You'll see a well dressed individual begging you for money to complete transport.

How can someone leave his/her house without complete transport fare. sad
D thing tire me gon na b4 I dey give but now lai lai

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Re: My Experience With A Corporate Begger by snadguy007(m): 2:04pm On Jun 08, 2017
Oka
Re: My Experience With A Corporate Begger by Nobody: 2:04pm On Jun 08, 2017
grin grin grin cheesy

DaewooRazer

Op the Op, your age dey show oooo

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Re: My Experience With A Corporate Begger by samtee37(m): 2:04pm On Jun 08, 2017
dominique:
Most of them are strategically located in banks or ATM points and also in cooperate areas like VI Or Ikoyi. The most annoying thing is they dictate how much you should give them with their fake accents.
they dictate wah you should give them? grin adontbiv grin

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Re: My Experience With A Corporate Begger by GeneralOjukwu: 2:05pm On Jun 08, 2017
I guess the reason why women don't do it is because of sexual propositions...

The two times it happened to me in a cab, i removed a very thick wallet to pay my fare...

Next thing, a very well-dressed polished man brought out a hospital bill claiming his wife was at the point of death.

Told him it was money for school fees and paid his fare. He was very happy with that. (i knew it was a con)

SHAMELESS PEOPLE. embarassed

PS- yes... they dictate what they want at times. There's a boy beggar at Oshogbo who demands for 1000 naira and he would tell you what he would use for undecided...poor boy, i think he is a psychiatric case

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Re: My Experience With A Corporate Begger by Untainted007: 2:05pm On Jun 08, 2017
Op this your own experience is still normal to an extent.
My own experience, I was driving into my compound round 7:30pm sometime ago, after I drove into my compound, I needed to close the gate, then a lady in her late twenties walked up to me greeting like she came for job interview. She started with intense prayer. It was then I got to know she want to beg for money. In a nutshell, she told me she was going to Orile, which I know from my place it wont take her more than N150 - N200. I eventually gave her N200, and to my surprise, I saw her walking inward the street which does not lead to her acclaimed destination. Within me, I looked at her that, she will think she's smarter? But she has tarnished other people's reputation of being helped next time.

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Re: My Experience With A Corporate Begger by madgoat(m): 2:05pm On Jun 08, 2017
lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Re: My Experience With A Corporate Begger by SamAbims(m): 2:05pm On Jun 08, 2017
Nawa
Re: My Experience With A Corporate Begger by femadesh(m): 2:05pm On Jun 08, 2017
grin
Re: My Experience With A Corporate Begger by otokx(m): 2:06pm On Jun 08, 2017
Corporate begging is now an occupation in Nigeria and they will talk with authority as if it is by force.

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Re: My Experience With A Corporate Begger by herdekunley9ja(m): 2:06pm On Jun 08, 2017
That what i called Recession ..... grin

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Re: My Experience With A Corporate Begger by candidbabe(f): 2:06pm On Jun 08, 2017
Na buhari cause am.

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Re: My Experience With A Corporate Begger by Rayhandrinni(m): 2:07pm On Jun 08, 2017
According to the laws of an average Nigerian

"Anyhow is a how"
Re: My Experience With A Corporate Begger by adewumiopeyemi(m): 2:07pm On Jun 08, 2017
cheesy grin Naa buhari cause am even in fast food u $going$ to see d$em there

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Re: My Experience With A Corporate Begger by akpamuomenka: 2:07pm On Jun 08, 2017
dominique:
Most of them are strategically located in banks or ATM points and also in cooperate areas like VI Or Ikoyi. The most annoying thing is they dictate how much you should give them with their fake accents.

They are coded and calculative. The farther the destination the higher the amount they expect from you, is their game. lol. I encountered one last week in Lagos, he said he's going back to Kwara State but stranded. Before you know it, one old woman just warned him to move or she will shout Ole on his head.

"No be you they give #5k now, now, for that ATM"?. He became weak and moved away.


His dressing, accent and fake humility in greetings are well coded.


NAIJA GOT TALENT sha.

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Re: My Experience With A Corporate Begger by jashar(f): 2:07pm On Jun 08, 2017
smiley


Cool story...

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Re: My Experience With A Corporate Begger by nikkypearl(f): 2:08pm On Jun 08, 2017
Lol @ another tuxedo shocked shocked

Blame your president
Re: My Experience With A Corporate Begger by Evablizin(f): 2:09pm On Jun 08, 2017
Corporate begger
Re: My Experience With A Corporate Begger by eni4real(m): 2:09pm On Jun 08, 2017
This is very strong!
Re: My Experience With A Corporate Begger by Wiseandtrue(f): 2:09pm On Jun 08, 2017
Are they not suppose to be contented with whatever they are given

These days beggars eehn get to choose men! grin grin grin
Re: My Experience With A Corporate Begger by seunlly(m): 2:10pm On Jun 08, 2017
Senate will soon pass it into law
Re: My Experience With A Corporate Begger by Nobody: 2:10pm On Jun 08, 2017
grin. , During service, I always go for weekend at Lagos from Abeokuta. There was this beautiful lady I usually give money to. On this fateful day i was in a bad mood and I told her I didn't have. This is a lady that uses good eyeshadow and makeup. She gestured waka to me and was insulting me. Well I was rude to her before but still I didn't deserve it. I made sure I spoilt her begging career in that park that day


Modified.: I forgot to add. The lady was deaf and dumb. Imagine someone who can't speak insulting you

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Re: My Experience With A Corporate Begger by Nobody: 2:10pm On Jun 08, 2017
I have one always in a good shirt and tie.

Everyday he comes from Abeokuta to see someone in Lagos and the person is hardly always around, so he would require transport to go back.

When he approached me with same storyline, I advised him to always call the person before leaving Abeokuta and off I went!

Rubbish.

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Re: My Experience With A Corporate Begger by Rexnegro(m): 2:10pm On Jun 08, 2017
na real corporate begging.

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Re: My Experience With A Corporate Begger by Nicepoker(m): 2:10pm On Jun 08, 2017
hard times. biting​ some people harder

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Re: My Experience With A Corporate Begger by olumaxi(m): 2:11pm On Jun 08, 2017
beycity:
It's a normal thing in my area. Some even use deodorant.
u mean air freshner

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Re: My Experience With A Corporate Begger by Allylic(f): 2:11pm On Jun 08, 2017
Hmmm. ..don't be quick to judge..I remember d day I Went for an occasion with all my paparazzi. .A friend took me to d place Bt on my way back,I found out dat I didn't carry my bag from his car and I left my purse in the bag.had to beg for tfare. Imagine from suleja to gwarinpa...dat day ws not funny ..I couldn't cry sef

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