Have you ever dated or dating a KETOGENIC COMPLIANT lady ? my dear , no be small matter ooo ,,,,,,,Everyone , especially the ladies seems to be practicing that lifestyle now , unfortunately , Obioma my girlfriend is one of them....

READ THE FUNNY TALE OF OBIOMA , MY KETOGENIC GIRLFRIEND ....

Baby , our bus is currently at Redeemed , the traffic is much ,”she said over the phone . I was struggling to hear her , the loud incoherent vehicular activities and the thunderous cracked voices from the resident ”agberos” , shouting , ”Onipan , palmgroove ”, couldn’t allow me understand exactly where they were .

Welcome to Lagos , Eko O ni Baje . This would be the second time Obioma would visit me since last year July after we met at a friend’s wedding in Asaba . She is really a beautiful young lady with a characteristic dazzling smile . I remember teasing her about her size the last time she visited and jokingly asked her to do something about it ( maybe praying and fasting more for me to hasten my step to seeing her papa would help ).

I patiently waited for her in a nearby eatery somewhere very close to apple junction in Festac as to pick her up immediately she alights . Lost in the soothing sounds of some Hip-Hop oldies oozing from my Dr.dre headphone , a soft hand likened to that of a 3 month old baby slowly covered my eyes from behind . Needles asking who , i could perceive the smell of her enchanting perfume all around me . I knew it was my bae , my heart pulsated rhythmically. Obiomam, ”as i fondly call her , ”it’s you jaree , give up already ! , i teased her .

Elegantly Standing in front of me was Obioma , never have i seen her this beautiful . she looked trimmed with a glowing complexion . I wished like planting a chilled kiss on top of her lips . Unfortunately, one little kid seated with her mum just beside us kept staring at us , particularly looking at me as if i was ..........


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SOURCE : http://jkcyno.com/2017/06/08/ketogenic-girlfriend/