Gangster1ms:
Saturday morning i woke up and saw a whatsapp message that was sent as early as 4am from one of the men them wey we go drink with on friday.. the 45yrs old man sent that he had a big fish he caught for me from onibobo ikeja.. i shock.. this man na man wey i dey look at as father figure.. i dey always greet am with respect and i dey put sir.. so as i see the message i just dey wonder.. i remembered Friday night the man just dey drink anyhow sotey him start to dance Michael Jackson on top too much juice too much sauce in his native agbada. if me and my niggas stand up baba go force us back to sit down and start ordering more drinks upon the ones wey dem never open still full table.. we beg this man say e don do that we want to go till he finally agreed. . We all left at the same time.
So i replied the man no wahala make him carry the big fish come.. most foolish decision ever in my life.
20mins time i headed to my nigga room and immediately i got there i recieved a call from the man that he is already at my side.. i told my nigga and he was like make i tell the man to come with the woman to his side that him sef go like sample. So i instructed the man to come to my guy side. Mehn this man got to the place we opened door and welcomed them inside.. i swear this is the ugliest piece of sh!t I've seen in my entire life! The so called babe is older than him and she was looking so oily as if she creams herself with coconut oil. If i describe this woman finish nairaland server go hang... She is a fvcking nightmare. The man and this skank sat down while me and my nigga was giving ourselves eye. Then 5mins later the man stood up, called me outside & said it was up to us to enjoy ourselves. . I said "enjoy fire!.. please carry her and go i am okay" then he pleaded he wants to go for a transaction and he will be back in 30mins. Omo 2hrs this man never come back.. my nigga start to dey send me whatsapp message that i should do something. We couldn't both talk to ourselves directly cos of the skank presence. Then we planned on whatsapp that we go both stand up and tell the skank we want to go and eat so that she would leave for us to lock door. This skank begin dey shout Never! that we must fvck her and give her 50k.. me and my nigga was overshocked wtf! We start to dey force the skank out but she kept on shouting till the security came and transferred us to police station. Omo i stay for cell for 8hrs and they maltreat me and my nigga no be small. It turned out it was all a set up. The man went to her bar, bought beer and peppersoup for everyone in the bar and even stepped into the streets and called passer-bys to join(highness things). Then 4am when he was about to leave he couldn't pay so he tricked the woman to follow him and also promised her a hookup from someone that will pay her everything and more. I don bail my nigga and i sha plus i even paid the 50k unless we go sleep overnight inside cell. So them go arrest that man if he refuses to report to the station they will nab him during our next paper and he must pay for damages. May God protect us from bad men and give us wise toto decision making.

zenithvlog:

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Gangster1ms:
Niggas i dey in a state of abashment.. i go otto this evening go deliver my goods to one buyer around 6pm.. on my way back i remember say that ebuta metta railway get joints so i branched.. plenty joints were active.. women dey everywhere ..all specs.. them be like ants. So i selected one joint and got inside to take some drinks while i watch chile and Germany final.. at the same time i dey observe the girls once a while.. na so i spot one cute shawty with marvelous ass.. i signal am and she say make we dey go her room.. we enter she pull off.. very big fat ass.. na so she position doggy for me.. i just dey bang dey bang i no gree release on time.. Finally i felt as i was about to cum something wasn't right. . Na so withdraw sharpaly but not before some don enter pussy.. the rest of the akamu pour plenty for bed. Yekpa! Condom burst while fvcking the bitch.. na so the bitch rush drink something while cleaning her pussy with tissue and water.. as she was doing all that she was shedding tears and was abusing me for intentionally bursting the condom and fvcking her raw.. me sef start my own cry cos she is ashawo and I'm the one that is endangered.. we both dey cry for the room till we got tired and sat down together to reason. I assured her that nothing is wrong with me at all.. so I asked if she can assure me d same.. with anger she was like nobody take care of body pass her and that infact she is cleaner than all those girls we call gf outside.. while saying this she was crying.. she said this is the first time this is happening and i was like same here too. Then she went ahead to tell me that every monday they perform tests for all the ashawos.. anyone that doesn't agree was kicked out. So after assuring each other i gave her extra 1k but she reached out for her pause and gave me 5h change without me asking. . She insisted I should take it and go buy amplicox as she was gonna do the same thing to be on a safe side. My dick shrink pass groundnut at the moment and i think I'm no longer gonna fvck again in my life. Should i take that prevention drugs or i should go about my normal life slaying pussies as the bitch has assured me no problem?

titsqueez:
Now that the verbal intercourse has come to an end...i hope. Let me share an escapade from my archives.

So me and my guy Sam went to a club to look for ladies of the night to help quench konji. On getting to this club there was not that many ladies to choose from, na so we just decide to chill and drink.
Na so one girl wey Sam don know before enter the club with her friend. Two blonde things with reasonable assets. As Sam begin de yarn with the girl na so i attack her friend, we exchange pleasantries. She tell me say she get boyfriend and that her friend also get bobo. I sha tell am say no be the issue at hand be that, lets get to know each other and see where the night takes us to. After all me sef get girl friend but was only heeding to the commandment that said 'man shall not live by bread alone'.
As we de relate i sensed that she was getting comfortable, no longer taking a stance but looking for common grounds. We began to connect on a more sexual level. My guy was also making steady progress on his object of interest and when I saw him reach over to kiss her without any resistance i knew the deal was sealed. Na to carry them go broke remain.

Now both these girls have boyfriends that are very very possessive. Just how possessive they were will come to light during the course of the night. So we headed to sam's girl's abode to continue where we had left off at the club. Both girls were into us and only something out of the ordinary will stop us from smashing these snow bunnies twats till the break of dawn. Well, something out of the ordinary did happen.

Not long after we arrived at the house, and whilst finger fvkng my girl her phone began to ring. It was her boyfriend, Sylvester. At first she ignored and urged me to continue what I was doing. Meanwhile Sam was in the other room about to lay the pipe on his catch. The ringing just won't stop, this was about 3.30am. Eventually the girl had to answer the phone. I could hear the voice asking all sort of questions, where are you ? Who are you with? Why didn't you answer my call etc. The girl on the other hand was busy trying to re assure him that all was fine while my middle finger was in her cu.nt, stuck up to the hilt.

She finished the call knowing that her man did not believe her, went to the other room where Sam was busy with her friend. After narrating what had transpired in the phone call to her, there was a general feeling of unease amongst them, and rightly so too.

30 minutes later there was an almighty bang on the door. 'Joanna!!, open the door its me Shegs'. Now the girls are panicked stricken. Shegs aka Segun is the boyfriend of the girl with Sam. She remained motionless while Shegs continued to bang on the door. 'Joanna I say open this door now, i know you are in there!!'. More loud banging on the door. At this time we had all moved to the living room, sex became the least thing on our mind, I was contemplating how to negotiate a safe escape from the raging bull on the other side of the door.

My thoughts were interrupted by another loud bang on the door, each bang becoming even more ferocious than the last. The girls knew the game was up. Joanna went for the door and opened it, Shegs burst in to the living room and lo and behold were two niggaz, I and Sam. The guy was just as shocked to see us. 'Good morning bros' he greeted us 'Shegs, how u de?' We responded in kind.
Oh boy Shegs come start to de beat this oyibo girl like shege. The girl de beg please Shegs, we did not do anything. Even we come de intercede on behalf of the girl, abeg Shegs no beat am again e don do.

Shegs say make we leave am, say the girl na slut. He say him no get problem with us oo na just say this girl and her friend get pikin for him and Sylvester.
Na so we carry loaded konji go back house that night. Even tho say we no Fvuk that night we left with our life and di.ck intact.

sunnymornin1:
I remember when I enter this ashawo waka waka, he get one fine sweet ashawo wey truly love me and she wan make we dey friend ourselves back then, anytime I show, she go buy food and drink for me and come give me free toto Bleep as many times as I wan am, she like make I dey come over nite, we go Bleep ourselves from bed go ground, na there I know say ashawo dey very jelous more than ur gf, she no wan make I look any other ashawo. But onething happen onday…..as we dey hold hands dey kiss like husband and wife dey come outside from the hotel because we be wan stroll go buy food wey we go eat for nite, na so my papa jam me…..breth dat day be like war world 2, he no funny at all, the way my papa take drag me for my trouser(and my papa na senior respected police officer and senior pastor for deeperlife) if police man don hold u for trouser before u go understand weytin I dey talk……the way the man take booth me remove from ground ehhh, me myself no even understand, all the ashawo come gather dey beg my papa like say I thief crayfish from blind woman, na so the man drag me go quarter guard go lock me for gud two days after he release me come see prayers dat day wey dem release me, dem no born me well if I no born again dat day…..i form repentance for gud 6months I no near ashawo hotel……if I look back then I go just dey laf myself because me don already pay my price…….police don ever burst inside room wey u dey Bleep ashawo drag u outside wit only boxer on u put u inside there faragon bus like stock fish, all of una go lap una self for inside the bus, different odour go dey smell inside the bus, some go dey smell toto water some go dey smell ogogoro some go dey smell beer ……for barrack dat year we dey call the bus school bus……no be dis days wey hotel manager go dey sort police…….when I dey less busy I go write about a runz girl wey we dey too close but I had to stay away from her because she been asked me to put cowries inside her pussy…..i was so scare to death, most of dis girls u see are dam too fetish…….anyhow make God always stand with us anywhere we step our foots

Qokie:
Day 2 of Sallah Holiday - Unusual experience during action

So last Saturday, after I finish work, because dem say make we come work despite sallah tinz, I drove to Ikeja to see one babe wey be supervisor for one fast food joint. This babe na funny babe, after I don toast her for her fast food joint some months ago, she visit me for house for the first time. Not wanting to waste too much time because delay is dangerous, I try to rush the matter, na so she take escape from my house without even allowing me to touch bobbi. Since then, she no gree come house or follow me commot again. Anytime I call her she go laugh say chance no dey. Dat na since over 2 months ago, even though say I buy am something for her birthday. But as I call am on Wednesday befor Sallah to ask how far, she gree say she go follow me to hang out "a bit" on Saturday when she close work.

So around 6 O'clock I go carry am. Damn, these girls wicked...the ass just dey shake like say e dey independent and I just know say she no wear pant and the bobbi na bigger than average. I be bobbi guy o. She say she wan grilled fish so I drive am go Stadium for Surulere. I dey drink my Origin and she dey drink her Smirnoff and we dey listen to music. Na there we dey till around 10 pm she come say she wan go. Brothers, I no lie o say make I form tough guy, I begin beg the babe say why she dey do me like this say na because of that thing wey happen, say make we go house just hang out say this 4 hours we don spend dey gist say e mean so much to me. Small time she say oaky make we go but say she no go stay long.

To cut the story short, when we reach I tell am say make I go shower as I dey uncomfortable. when I finish she too say she wan shower, if you see as I dey laugh for inside my mind you no go believe. She shower finish and still wear her cloth commot sitting room. I go sit down near am and my hands begin do Mungo park and the resistance wey I see even pikin go know say na half hearted one. while she allow me finger her she no let me near bobbi o. I come dey wander for my mind say wetin. Anyway, as the matter be, my d--k don dey run mad and before I pull boxer finish she don commot dress but with bra still on and Mouth Action don start. The view of that ass as she give BJ, I not fit bear am again and na from Doggy we start...kneeling and lying down. The way the ass dey move as I dey hammer I just suspect say I go soon pour so I change to missionary. by then the girl dey shout in enjoyment so I use one hand cover her mouth make neighbours no come to watch free porn. From missionary I put am in split position continue to hammer but say I never suck bobbi still de vex me na so I try one more time to remove bra and this time because of the level we don reach there was no more resistance. The way I take dive the bobbi ehn....honestly I no know wetin happen. as I suck with all the passion of a denied man, na so my mouth just full...

My waist suspend for air for some seconds as I do quick calculation to figure wetin happen and wetin dey my mouth. by then the girl don reach frenzy and na she begin raise her waist to meet my own. I pull out run go bathroom to empty my mouth. Brothers...na baby milk!!! honestly I just tire say which kin wahala be dis. See wetin I don dey plan for since. My d--k sef fall small but maybe na because of the origin e no gree fall too much. she come meet me for bathroom say she dey sorry dats why she no wan commot bra before. She get pikin wey dey 7 months old and all the story that touch

As the matter be, I don already go far so eventually, we continue the action only say I had to contend with a very milky situation because e go hard me to f--ck without sucking bobbi. Na by around 3 we finally sleep. By 8 we take morning safari for another 1 hour before she begin go house/work. We still meet on Tuesday after sallah but that na story for another day. My brothers na so I take drink baby milk by force o.

HIDDENSECRECY:
Sometimes i wonder if hoe is better than fwb self. That was how my fwb came around to submit her opiotus examination. The evening was still young.... i observed she was always itching different parts of her body. I asked her what's wrong.... she said nothing, that she is just feeling itches.
In the name of been a gentle man... I asked to turn let me help her scratch her back, she turned ohh. I was scratching and busting pimples and harassing her at the same time..... Not knowing she had an infection(scabies) that she brought to my place from God knows where. And as I was at the duty.... I was contracting it cos it's contagious in nature.
After the bleep, I dropped her off.
2 days later..... my own itching started ohhh. I rushed to the pharmacy and I was told that it was scabies....... I was like WTF.
Called the babe and she denied that she never knew she had it..... claiming the symtop started when she drank one satchet water like that.
That was how I started treatment that the wrong pussy has given me.

Pussygoingthereway!!!

sunnymornin1:
i greet all the men wey like toto, sometin strange happen dis mornin for my compound, my custom babe come lag from abuja for special duty, so she dey wit me since last week, so i just say make i dey on lowkey because she dey give me steady toto and na sex freak, so dis mornin as she dey give me early mornin hot Bleep for the road, na so i dey hear shout inside my compound ''abeg oga no kill am ooo, oga no carry blood foe ur head ooo, if u kill am government too go kill u ooo'' the shout dey too much. na so i jump up from bed wear my nicker ontop, i don even forget say i never remove my condom, because the noise was directly to my door, as i come out, come see blood everywhere, fear enter my bodi, come see my neighbour hold all those cutlass wey the head go curve come down wey dem dey use break coconut, my neighbour come dey shout ''stupid woman, ashawo, after 3kids u still dey Bleep upandan and u tell me say dis useless man na ur papa brother pikin' i go kill the both of una and i go use my money buy coffin bury the both of una. na so crowd don full everwhere collect the knife from the man come dey ask the man weytin happen, the man come dey explain say the wife think say him don travel say na next week him go come back, but there motor spoil for berger, so him just say make he rush come houz come pick some document dis early mornin and him no wan knock so him use his own key open the door because he no wan wake the kids, na so him see the wife papa brother pikin raise the two leg of the wife up for air dey nack the wife without mercy, maybe the man just remember as the guy take hammer the wife na so the man shout ''make una leave me make i kill person, una know how much dis useless wife family member collect for my hand when i wan marry her in the name of bride price. na so my custom babe just put mouth for my ears say u no remove ur condom from ur prick oooo, na so i rush enter houz go remove am, prepare start to enter work, but before i comot police don come carry dem. i sure say marriage don end be dat oooo, i just dey reason say the way married woman dey Bleep outside there matrimonial home is so alarming, abeg make God give us our own wife ooooo not olosho in wife's clothing

Therock5555:
How I almost became victim of gonorrhea

Okay this one na tale wey happen just last month, them employ one new chick come working place, if you see the kin thing she carry for chest, u go wan kolo, one of my colleague immediately named her booby "world cup trophy"

The girl dey flaunt am shamelessly, naso we guys begin trip, dey argue who go toast her first, me wey no get morah for first time scoping I just relegate, I dey wait for my turn jejely, our finest worker took the challenge o. Begin dey chyke her steadily.

Before two days they don dey even rush go kiss for toilet, him set match for that weekend, the guy been broke so we the wing men/ball boys contribute money to stock him fridge with drinks and some chop ables, we dey him side that day for outside dey observe.

She show truly, see bress everywhere, we begin dey envy my nigga, dey stone am salutations steadily. She greet us warmly come carry am go inside, we just keep shut dey await signs of fucktology.

After 3minutes my guy jump outside o begin ask if any of us get cd, say him use his last one the previous day for him esteemed chick, chai we sef surprise come ask am why him go Bleep up like that, none of us get at that moment so I ran to chemist for am.

When I come back my guys say make I lock up, say the football match don dey enter second half, chai fear catch me for this our current crop of girls o, how u go visit guy for first time and u allow am enter raw.

Anyway after awhile them comot o, the girl no even shame for us, she just come siddon for one of my other guy leg dey tease am before she left.

We begin hail our fucker but me I yarn am my church mind o say him Bleep up, Bros tell me say na the girl cause am, say him ask her wetin she go drink nai she tell am purely say na him sperm, before him know she don comot him sugar cane dey prophesy untop say before him go say "I no get cd" she don straddle am begin Bleep nonsense comot for him body.

Say the girl na freak on bed and she tell am say she fit handle all of us but cus of her sex game, him no go share her with us.

After one week baba don slim like buhari, always feeling lethargic and sleepy, him come confess say since that day, the girl don turn him house to hers sowtey him gats break up with him babe for the time being, chai say him blokus dey pain am cus the girl na nympho so make person help am, Loool naso one of my other guy jump on the train.

After two weeks she don Bleep almost all my male colleagues, me my babe been dey spend that two weeks with me o so I could not mark register with my co-worker, I fit swear say my boss collect him share o




The third week she begin eye my side o, I shaperly book match, when she show na straight to business, wahala come start when I introduced cd to the game, she no gree, say so I think say fine girl like her go get any sickness, say make I lock up, I no gree o, naso she walk out on me. My guys even come dey yab me.

only to be sent for one conference in Minna, chai when I come back three of my guys no dey work, I go visit them o, see as grown ass men dey weep, the trio of them banged her raw, say her house boyfriend show for work come expose her say she get gono from him and promise to also dash plenty guys, na why she dey always encourage raw sex, naso my boss sack her.

I just raise my hand begin thank Jah


Chai may God save us from std supplying hoes ooooo

DearPeople:



On a serious note though, I know of one person and I have never seen any other till date.

That was as far back as 2006, my cousin's friend got high on some weed and they all mobilised to one local spot to blow off some steam. Dude couldn't cum and the hoe he contracted was petite. Apparently, she was hurt and ran out of the room that she wasn't interested. She was even willing to return the money and part ways with him but the dude was so lost so much that he laid on the hoe's bed naked, with the door wide open

He was even bragging that the girl won't sleep in the room. Long and short of it, the other hoes in the brothel mobilised, bundled him out of the room butt naked. Dude wasn't ashamed at all

My cousin and I and one of their other friend met outside after blowing off our steams. We became too ashamed to interfere because it was all just too ghetto at that point. So we stood just in front of the brothel mumuring 'see fvck up' while this tall dude was still explaining to those who cared to listen in the passage that the agreement was for when he cums.

Some men joined the hoes the begged him to collect his money. Dude collected it and asked the hoes who was up . No one answered him as they just wanted him far away from there at the time.

He went back to the room, wore his clothes and came outside to join us. Dude couldn't sleep that night