A Nigerian father and His son Were in a Plane,Heading to America...while on Board they had a Technical Problem Nd The Pilot Said::::
Pilot:We are Losing Latitude and We need to Throwout some Luggages...
"They did so but they kept Coming Down"..Then the Pilot Said:we all need to Throwout all our Belongings,So we can regain Latitude.....They did that Also,But all to no Avail,They kept Falling...Then the Pilot later came and said""Despite all We have done,we can't still Sort things Out,So I think we need to Throwout Some People....So to Justify This,We will do it Alphabetically....Then HE BEGINS
A":Any AfricansNobody Answers
B":Any BlackieNo Response
C"Any Coloured??Nobody moves
D":Any Darkie??No One signify
Then the Nigerian boy goes to his Father and Asked"Daddy,What are We?".......
Then the man Answered,My Son,Tonight We are Z":ZOMBIES

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