Thanks for the correction. You are right most of us miss the "soak away" thing.

alexistaiwo:
Let me help OP to add small.

Straff (copulation)
Konji (Sexual urge)
Igbo (marijuana)
Chuku Chuku (no be my mouth you go hear am )

Lol...thank u

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BiafraBushBoy:
nice...
Utaba =====> Tobacco.

utaba is utabalary

garri Turner- turning garri

She is indoor(she is indoors)
An information(a bit or a piece of information)
Seeking for job(seeking job)
Look forward to hear(look forward to hearing)
I wish I see you tomorrow(I wish I saw you tomorrow)
We are devoted/committed to cure grammatical illness(we are devoted/committed to curing grammatical illness)
Amos' car(Amos's car)
Jesus name(jesus' name)
Who are you looking for?(Whom are you looking for?)
My father together with my brothers are here(my father together with my brothers is here)

How do you call 'omorogun' in english?is it spatula or turner?pls throw more light

All those you pointed out as mistakes are Nigeria coined English. I see nothing wrong in us using it. We can also have our English, no wrong in that.

sexycecilia:
lol.. Nigerians and our English. There are actually more

1) Disvirgin (Deflower)
2) Pepperish (Peppery)
3) Packer (Dust pan)
4) Trafficate. (Take a turn)
5) Plate number (Number Plate)
6) Cunny (Cunning)
7) Water system (Water Cistern)
cool Installmentally (Installments)
9) Opportuned (Opportune)
10) Go-Slow (Congested traffic)
11) Next tomorrow (a day after tomorrow)
12) Garri turner (Spatula)
13) One of my friend (One of my friends)
14) Bending corner (Bend or corner)
15) Extreme end (Extreme or end)
16) Running stomach (Runny stomach)
17) Running nose (Runny nose)
18) Suckawell (Soak away)
19) Advices (Pieces of advice)
20 Furnitures (Pieces of furniture)

Meanwhile....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7AzhAjPdiY

Matured comments/student (mature students/comments)
Meanwhile, what we call soak away is actually septic tank. Soak away is a different pit to relieve the septic tank of excess water.. Its need depends on water level, again since builders and house owners make the septic tank a concrete stuff, we hardly need soak away as the former is evacuated when filled up.

Thanks for the water cistern and dust pan.

shehuolayinka:
All thoswnypubarebcalli mistakes are Nigeria coined English. I see nothing wrong in us using it. We can also have our English, no wrong in that.

When u do ielts or TOEFL and see ur results..

NwaAmaikpe:

I wish Auchi Poly students could read this thread.

Na my school you dey

NwaAmaikpe:

I wish Auchi Poly students could read this thread.

Na my school you dey

Teawhy2011:
She is indoor(she is indoors)
An information(a bit or a piece of information)
Seeking for job(seeking job)
Look forward to hear(look forward to hearing)
I wish I see you tomorrow(I wish I saw you tomorrow)
We are devoted/committed to cure grammatical illness(we are devoted/committed to curing grammatical illness)
Amos' car(Amos's car)
Jesus name(jesus' name)
Who are you looking for?(Whom are you looking for?)
My father together with my brothers are here(my father together with my brothers is here)

These are advanced.

Let Me Add This: Yoruba: Boda (Brother) Akwa Ibom: Abro (Brother)



Thanks Sir, God Bless

Stay one place (stay at a place)
A criteria (a criterion)
A staff (staffer, staff member or member of staff)
A personnel (personnel can't be used for one person)
The man has came (The man has come)
This is how it is ran (This is how it is run)
May be perhaps (May be or perhaps)
If you should get there before me (If or should you get there first..use one)
I used to go there (in the past)
I'm used to going there (continuous)
I'm used to this (accustomed)

NwaAmaikpe:


I wish Auchi Poly students could read this thread.

Hug?

alexistaiwo:
Let me help OP to add small.

Straff (copulation)
Konji (Sexual urge)
Igbo (marijuana)
Chuku Chuku (no be my mouth you go hear am )

Sex

asuustrike2009:
Sex

Corrupt Child don't corrupt me oo

Nigeria standard Jor. Best in the world

Jesus!! Wetin b garri turner!?!?

Opps, water system is the entire mechanism that operate on the toilet, is also known as water closet WHILE water cistern is that container that hold or store water in the toilet. U can't interchange them bcause they re two different things.

Driver,I'm dropping here ( I'm getting off here).
A driver can drop you though.
Price it (Ask for the price)
The shopkeeper or producer can price it.
Wake keep/wake keeping (wakeful night or wake)
Night vigil (vigil)
On phone (on the phone)
Read it on the screen (read it on screen)
Write an exam (do or take an exam or test) How do you write the speaking part or something?
Take my bath (take or have a bath)

Let me come and be going

Means what

Bros research no.7 again.

Water system and cistern are two different things...I'm not an English professional like you but just try and check.

How did you know they're the correct spelling?

alexistaiwo:
Let me help OP to add small.

Straff (copulation)
Konji (Sexual urge)
Igbo (marijuana)
Chuku Chuku (no be my mouth you go hear am )

what of coitus?

familia with pepperish and cunny but my phone auto correct keeps underling it with red

Kkkkk

i think it's bout time we accepted some of these words as Nigerian english, just as british accepted some America words as American English.

i think words like go slow and packer should be recognized as Nigerian english already and not incorrect english.

remember different English speaking countries with their brand of english, it can't be the same. Americans,british,Australia, canada, Caribbeans all have different versions of english, so why can't we accept the one we speak here(some words actually) as Nigeria english?.

NOTE:im not dumb, im just tryna be logical.

22.Anini - thief

alexistaiwo:

Corrupt Child don't corrupt me oo

See dis pikin of yesterday. SMH