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|Re: Authors On Okadabooks Drop Your Book Info Here by mhizgracie22: 4:50pm On Mar 06|
Book title: Instar
Synopsis: Instar is a compelling short story about Instagram addiction. A young girl longs to be famous on Instagram, she finally gets her wish but not without a prize.
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|Re: Authors On Okadabooks Drop Your Book Info Here by Justkaty: 3:46am On Mar 08|
An excerpt from the book IKENGA (A NIGHT OF LAUGHTER AND SURPRISES)
"Favour, what are you running away from?"
It wasn't a question I was expecting to hear from him. I mean it's not like I was expecting him to ask me the colour of my underwear or if I had a bra on but what can I say? We were on the first floor of a 5-star hotel, weren't those the questions that was appropriate to ask at such time and place?"
"Myself, I am running away from me." I answered anyway
"You know how our shadows are the biggest snitches yet they are the only thing that proves that we're alive?"
He looked puzzled "How are our shadows the only prove that we're alive?"
"Well Somto, have you ever seen a ghost with a shadow before?"
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|Re: Authors On Okadabooks Drop Your Book Info Here by pabon(m): 10:58am On Mar 12|
Book title: Revelation of the Outworld (Book 1, Mysteries of Noland series)
A bloody arson. A changed destiny. A young boy deciding the fate of his generation...
Vince is a lone prince and the only survivng child of his parents who he watched get murdered.
When he runs for safety from those who wants him dead, he hears of a prophecy heralding his coming of age.
Now, Vince must decide the path to take.
There are battles to be fought, decisions to be made. How much can be expected from the mind of a boy still in his teenage age?
This book promises to thrill you from start to finish.
Link: On Okadabooks
|Re: Authors On Okadabooks Drop Your Book Info Here by FROkoroMiss(f): 1:47am On Mar 15|
Femi sat up in bed just after his morning devotion, he was scrolling through Instagram, looking at pictures of girls he knew getting married to their heartthrobs. It was December and another time for marriage season. He was so tired and sick of this.
“God when nah? When? I am an eligible bachelor with a ready house and a good job. What’s up? I am ready for marriage, where is my girl?”
Femi looked at his standing male organ, angry and pissed.
“God I have been dealing with this for 28 years of my life, staying celibate all the while at it. When will you give me a wife with whom I can make love with your blessing? You say stay celibate while single and only get to have sex when married – I agree. Okay now give me a wife so I would not sin against you, you nor gree.
Ogah oh. This one hard me. Maybe its till I sin against you, that’s when you will answer my prayer”.
Femi could feel the Holy Spirit chuckle within him.
"So if you sleep with a girl outside of marriage, who you do? You are the one who I am protecting; I am protecting your destiny and stopping you from having soul ties from numerous women and generational patterns. You should be thanking me for protecting you from what comes from having premarital sex, instead you are complaining."
The absurdness of the situation and the fact that the Holy Spirit was speaking in Pidgin English didn’t register in his mind. All he thought about was on how God wasn’t even joking with him... but of course he has been a Christian for the past thirteen years, so he should know better.
“Okay God, I am sorry…”
He wanted to leave the rest in his mind but he determined that after all God could still read his mind, so he continued.
“But God please just give a wife. Please, please, please, please…”
He wanted to force tears to come out of his eyes but right from the beginning of time, he had never been able to cry easily.
He waited for an answer.
Instead, God started another conversation with him.
Go to work.
“Ok oh God. Thank you sir. Bye.
“This would be a very long depressing day”.
Excerpts from my new Fiction book, 'Surviving Singlehood'.
READ THE FULL BOOK:
Get your copies on Amazon
And on Okadabooks
PS: I titled this the subject matter because I am thinking of interviewing a man on MALE SEXUALITY while single on my Podcast soon (Listen to my podcast here; https://anchor.fm/hephzibah-frances)
It just so happens that Femi, the character in my book happened to also have this issue with anger at his standing male organ.
Ogas ohhhh please take the answer the Holy Spirit gave Femi and RELAX. CHASTITY FOR MEN is for your own good... or what do you think? Feel free to write me.
P.P.S: Surviving Singlehood debuts at three SINGLES HANGOUT/book launches soon. In Warri, Asaba Delta State and Nsukka Nigeria.
Lagos would come a bit last.
We are also praying for OPEN DOORS to Universities and FOREIGN NATIONS.
This is my seed and GOD IS SO GOOD with helping it yield and spring forth fruit.
Join us for Warri book launch IF you are there on Sunday March 22nd 2020.
Night night guys.
Lots of love,
Visit The Blog at: www.hephzibahfrances.com
|Re: Authors On Okadabooks Drop Your Book Info Here by Divepen1(m): 9:26am On Mar 21|
Crawling in the Mud
A crying bully can change what we think we know. Grace Ademola is faced with the plea of Rachel, who keeps bullying her for no reason.
|Re: Authors On Okadabooks Drop Your Book Info Here by samboski(m): 8:40pm On Apr 02|
A Love full of Stars By Godswill Sambo
This is a book that unveils the mystery of love and the secret of being in a loving, healthy and happy relationship. I guarantee that this book will help many people and lovers looking at love and relationship under an entirely new light!
I wrote this book because the world seems to be going crazy with the very concept of Love. Everywhere you look, most people are either angry, depressed or have no hope about love. There's so much deceit and problems in our love life that we want to stay inside and hide under the covers.
|Re: Authors On Okadabooks Drop Your Book Info Here by Bossbaby0002(m): 11:22am On Apr 03|
...A short Thriller Story
Stokes Pritchard is a young teenager, living a normal peaceful life, till he came across what wasn't normal.
Suddenly waking up in a strange cave with monsters trying to suffocate him, confused as he was, Stokes tried to fight back to save himself, but he couldn't.
Somehow he was saved by unknown people, these unknown people doesn't know how they got to that location either, the situation become more confusing.
Three in a dangerous cave filled with monsters and demons, will they make it alive?
Find out has you enjoy this story filled with suspense and thriller.
The Book is just 150 Naira only... This will keep you glued to your phone for the next 2hours.
|Re: Authors On Okadabooks Drop Your Book Info Here by Mp3flavor1324(m): 2:42pm On Apr 03|
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|Re: Authors On Okadabooks Drop Your Book Info Here by adeabdul2(m): 10:32pm On Apr 05|
Please check out my new book a comedy titled;
Night of The Flaming Panties which is now available on Okadabooks and Smashwords.
Jeje, so named by his neighbours was planning on having a boring game night when his wife asked him to literally set her old panties on fire. An unusual request and after some feminine persuasions, how hard could it be? Turns out, burning panties in a street filled with quirky characters and nosy neighbours could turn into a big street drama.
"I don't use them anymore."
"So, why can't you dispose of them in the trash like normal people?"
"Because of all these Yahoo internet fraudster boys. They are using female panties to make charms to defraud people online these days."
I said recollecting. Female panties were the rave for Yahoo or cafe boys these days. Jobless youth that chat-up foreigners online especially women, in a bid to seduce them into a relationship for financial gains.
It used to be very lucrative, but with international crackdowns, warnings from former victims, lonely white women were becoming more difficult to scam nowadays. So they result to using charms or voodoo. One that had to be powerful enough to cross the Atlantic ocean to work on victims and charm them into submissive obedience.
Voodoo priests and their juju were always fond of demanding bizarre ingredients for their potions or spells. This season, the choice ingredient for such a spell is used or dirty female underwear.
Many stories were already circulating around about missing panties. Some videos were on my phones about guys who had been caught trying to make away with female panties and brassieres. A few had been caught even in my own neighbourhood.
The craziest case, however, was that of the Agama lizard pants thief. An actual redheaded lizard common here in Nigeria was caught on camera stealing female panties from clothesline between its jaws. That was when we all realised the gravity of the demand for women's underwear for voodoo.
So now, ladies did their underwear laundry in their apartments and no longer dried them out in the sun anymore. And when they no longer used them, they burned them, which my darling wife is asking me to do right now at 9pm in the evening.
"Oh, Hell No!" I cried " can't you do it yourself? They are your panties after all."
"I can't go outside, it's dark out! And besides, you're supposed to be the man!"
"Oh, I see. You had to go there huh?"
"Apparently, I did." she dumped the box in my hands and I proceeded to examine the contents.
"Are they dirty?"
"Eww, of course not. They are clean. I washed them yesterday."
I rummaged through the box and brought out a few to examine closely.
"How come there are different sizes of bras and panties here, are these all yours?"
"Yes," she said shyly batting her eyes at me.
"I get it. Your ass and boobies got bigger after we got married, didn't they?"
Laughing she snatched the panties from my fingers and said:
"Well, if you didn't spend all your time groping and handling them, maybe they wouldn't get so big"
and she dumped a box of matches and a bottle of kerosene into the box and began pushing me to the door.
"This is NOT how I imagined spending my evening, you know!" I said protesting.
"Aww, poor baby. Don't worry, when you get back. I will let you do ANYTHING YOU WANT in the BEDROOM" she said
And she undid her robe to expose the full length of her lingerie and then placed her hands on her hips caressing it gingerly.
"ANYTHING" I asked wide-eyed.
"Anything," she said matter-of-factly.
"Anything-You-Want!" she said blowing me a kiss.
"Ooh, when I’m done with you. You're going to need a fire extinguisher for that ass!"
I said as she bundled me out of the apartment laughing.
And me suddenly excited about finishing the task at hand.
|Re: Authors On Okadabooks Drop Your Book Info Here by Blessytee(f): 11:11am On Apr 06|
GOD LOVES YOU
God's love towards man is illustrated in different parables and modes all through scriptures. Up until the death of Christ on the cross of Calvary and even till date, the depth of the love of God for mankind can only be a reassuring factor for everything else.
It is God's love only.
Damilola Funso-Adu in this book describes God's love for the believer and the unsaved. It's a worthy read.
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