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10 Weird Things I Noticed About Nairaland And Nairalanders by iLegendd(m): 11:31am On Jun 30, 2017
10 Weird Things I Noticed About Nairaland and Nairalanders.

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Re: 10 Weird Things I Noticed About Nairaland And Nairalanders by ExpensiveG: 11:32am On Jun 30, 2017
Re: 10 Weird Things I Noticed About Nairaland And Nairalanders by Nobody: 11:33am On Jun 30, 2017
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Re: 10 Weird Things I Noticed About Nairaland And Nairalanders by iLegendd(m): 11:35am On Jun 30, 2017
Number 10
Re: 10 Weird Things I Noticed About Nairaland And Nairalanders by iLegendd(m): 11:41am On Jun 30, 2017
Number 10

10. If you post a relationship or a naughty thread with lots of grammatical errors, and poor spellings, there will be lots of comments and views and you'll be called to re-edit, then call the MOD to move it to front page. (Try it)

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Re: 10 Weird Things I Noticed About Nairaland And Nairalanders by iLegendd(m): 11:42am On Jun 30, 2017
Number 9
Re: 10 Weird Things I Noticed About Nairaland And Nairalanders by iLegendd(m): 11:44am On Jun 30, 2017
9. If the most handsome guy posts his most handsome picture he cannot get more than 20 likes.

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Re: 10 Weird Things I Noticed About Nairaland And Nairalanders by iLegendd(m): 11:44am On Jun 30, 2017
Number 8.
Re: 10 Weird Things I Noticed About Nairaland And Nairalanders by iLegendd(m): 11:46am On Jun 30, 2017
8. If a lady does number nine, they'll worship her like Jessicaseth.

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Re: 10 Weird Things I Noticed About Nairaland And Nairalanders by iLegendd(m): 11:47am On Jun 30, 2017
Number 7
Re: 10 Weird Things I Noticed About Nairaland And Nairalanders by iLegendd(m): 11:52am On Jun 30, 2017
7. If you want to be popular here on NL, be controversially naughty or arrogant. But if you want to be liked, act like Explòrers and only focus on exploration, educative topics, or portray an image of an unbiased person like Lãla or be a light skin cute girl, or a dark skin girl with pink lips.

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Re: 10 Weird Things I Noticed About Nairaland And Nairalanders by Nobody: 11:54am On Jun 30, 2017
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iLegendd:
8. If a lady does number nine, they'll worship her like Jessicaset.

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Re: 10 Weird Things I Noticed About Nairaland And Nairalanders by iLegendd(m): 11:55am On Jun 30, 2017
Before I continue with number 6, lemme say this. Yesterday, I enter one place and one fyn gyal tell me say, "I wish I could have 10 minutes with you in private." She was in PH and was about traveling to school in another state in the next 2 hours.

I replied her, "10 minutes with me? I'd really want to fúck you, but I prefer spending my energy on business unlike before." She was shocked and replied, "I'm not talking about sex. I just want to kiss your lips, that's all."

"1k for 20 secs of my kiss," I replied her and she started laughing. This girl can go to Church for Africa. Nairalanders, why does she...anyways, let's forget about it and move to number 6.

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Re: 10 Weird Things I Noticed About Nairaland And Nairalanders by iLegendd(m): 11:59am On Jun 30, 2017
Number 6
Re: 10 Weird Things I Noticed About Nairaland And Nairalanders by Nobody: 12:01pm On Jun 30, 2017
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Re: 10 Weird Things I Noticed About Nairaland And Nairalanders by iLegendd(m): 12:05pm On Jun 30, 2017
6. Most of the posts by blogs which make front page are owned by the moderators, but managed by someone else. As a member of Reddit, Nairaland, NaijaLoaded, LIB, Gistmaia, Quora and lots of other forums, I understand what goes behind the scene. The money revolves within.

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Re: 10 Weird Things I Noticed About Nairaland And Nairalanders by iLegendd(m): 12:06pm On Jun 30, 2017
Number 5
Re: 10 Weird Things I Noticed About Nairaland And Nairalanders by iLegendd(m): 12:10pm On Jun 30, 2017
5. If you don't type in Pidgin English, Nairalanders will avoid you — they'll see you as arrogant except you're a foreigner like ZàrZâr, then they'll start asslicking and calling you intelligent. Lol.

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Re: 10 Weird Things I Noticed About Nairaland And Nairalanders by iLegendd(m): 12:12pm On Jun 30, 2017
Number 4
Re: 10 Weird Things I Noticed About Nairaland And Nairalanders by iLegendd(m): 12:16pm On Jun 30, 2017
4. Nairalanders get jealous easily. They don't want anyone to be more popular, richer, intelligent or more good looking than them. (Thank God I'm not popular, rich, intelligent or good looking. I love watching them fight for supremacy.)

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Re: 10 Weird Things I Noticed About Nairaland And Nairalanders by iLegendd(m): 12:17pm On Jun 30, 2017
Numbe 3
Re: 10 Weird Things I Noticed About Nairaland And Nairalanders by iLegendd(m): 12:20pm On Jun 30, 2017
3. Nairalanders are naughty, crazy and dramatic sets of people. Behind these rude and crazy behaviors are extremely amazing people and they love to proffer solutions to other NLers who are in need.

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Re: 10 Weird Things I Noticed About Nairaland And Nairalanders by iLegendd(m): 12:22pm On Jun 30, 2017
Number 2
Re: 10 Weird Things I Noticed About Nairaland And Nairalanders by iLegendd(m): 12:26pm On Jun 30, 2017
2. If you don't lick Séun and Lâlas' asses you're a gunner. None of your posts will make front page. Try it and see for yourself. It's dictatorship. Séun is Abacha and Làla is Abacha's wife. Lol. They're both cool though. grin

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Re: 10 Weird Things I Noticed About Nairaland And Nairalanders by iLegendd(m): 12:28pm On Jun 30, 2017
Finally, the shocking number 1
Re: 10 Weird Things I Noticed About Nairaland And Nairalanders by iLegendd(m): 12:32pm On Jun 30, 2017
lefulefu:
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Lefulefu, shey you know 'bout the girl na? I dey laugh as I dey type self. That girl shake NL for two weeks sotay my phone crack. Fear catch me o!
Re: 10 Weird Things I Noticed About Nairaland And Nairalanders by Nobody: 12:40pm On Jun 30, 2017
iLegendd:
Lefulefu, shey you know 'bout the girl na? I dey laugh as I dey type self. That girl shake NL for two weeks sotay my phone crack. Fear catch me o!
bros i witness the whole incident grin grin grin grin
dem say some guys even sent money to the fake jessicaseth grin sef grin grin grin grin grin grin
dat day was so hilarious grin.see as guys dey salivate over a fake moniker grin

Re: 10 Weird Things I Noticed About Nairaland And Nairalanders by Nobody: 12:46pm On Jun 30, 2017
Oga we dey wait for number one cheesy

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Re: 10 Weird Things I Noticed About Nairaland And Nairalanders by optional1(f): 12:47pm On Jun 30, 2017
ok
Re: 10 Weird Things I Noticed About Nairaland And Nairalanders by Nobody: 12:48pm On Jun 30, 2017
Number one nko?
Re: 10 Weird Things I Noticed About Nairaland And Nairalanders by Nobody: 12:52pm On Jun 30, 2017
lefulefu:

bros i witness the whole incident grin grin grin grin
dem say some guys even sent money to the fake jessicaseth grin sef grin grin grin grin grin grin
dat day was so hilarious grin.see as guys dey salivate over a fake moniker grin
my chairman you don't mean it grin
Send money to who kwa grin
Re: 10 Weird Things I Noticed About Nairaland And Nairalanders by Nobody: 12:58pm On Jun 30, 2017
greyboy5000:
my chairman you don't mean it grin
Send money to who kwa grin
some guys sent d babe money for hookup cheesy.wetin i hear grin

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