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Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by mamagee3(f): 12:24am On Jan 27, 2010
You walk around showin off your body cause it sells
Plus to avoid the fact that you ain't got skills
Mad at me cause I kick that shiit real nigggas feel
While 99% of your fans wear high heels

Now watch me rip the tat from your arm
Kick you in the groin, stick you for your Vanguard award
In front of your mom your 1st, 2nd and 3rd born
2 years ago
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by moracle(m): 4:32pm On Jan 27, 2010
I'v got too much SWAG i carry it in a BAG, and damn!!! when it falls off i call it a RAG, cos i'm so dope i'm represented wiv a FLAG, even my looks so cute that i'm flyer than a MAG. So BROV!!! u better don't test me or i'll have to use my KALASHNIKOV, All lyrics were made by moi. MR MORACLE, even my name defines that my being cool, u can't stalk me fool cos u'r dumber than a mule.
Originally by me

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Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by Nobody: 5:01pm On Jan 27, 2010
Swag, Bag, Rag, Flag, Mag . . . yours is not even worth being a Nursery Rhyme
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by moracle(m): 3:05pm On Jan 28, 2010
@Arkinses, hate on my style, hate on my flows, hate on my vocal chords. It all amounts to nothing
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by Rhymstein(m): 3:41pm On Jan 28, 2010
No wonder,na m.i dey inspire u,dats y u dey rhyme anyhow,wch vocal chords arkinses dey h8 on for NL,did he hear u spew dat thrash dat had no punchline u put up there
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by Moder8or: 10:59pm On Mar 23, 2010
Punchlines normaly have a punch to them *shrugs*

"melt gimmicks everytime I spit with ryhmes like crowds in health clinics cuz every line is sick" - Copywrite

"you see me load the clip in the gun? You'd better kill that crip walk and start doin' a crip run" - Celph Titled

"Who's More Lethal then Sick? Im cummin atchu like I Sneezed threw my D*ck" - Copywrite

"You should change your name to Nas,  cuz when u ask can u out spit chino all you gonna hear is alotta na's" - Chino XL

"After that 5ex change, I guess you not the man now. Cut off your arms, you the best MC hands down - Celph Titled

"Reject my single, I ain't mad at it, like O.J. getting married again, I'll take another stab at it" - Chino XL

"I’m The illest with not a lot 2 prove. I am tasteless like my tongue is surgically removed" - Chino XL

"I bring liquor bench press and write rhymes raw, so I raise the bar while raising the bar while raising the bar" - Chino XL

"Wanna know what a real pus5y feels like? Stand in a corner and hug yourself real tight" - Celph Titled

"I Let the flame spray then forget about u like Farrah Fawcett’s death cuz Micheal Jackson died the same day" - Chino XL

"The Closest thing you ever came to a punchline was waiting for refreshments at the park in 89" - Celph Titled
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by sinistyle(m): 11:40am On Mar 24, 2010
Rappers be trying to find in where they fit in like tetris/
thats why they leave their family morning like breakfast/
they see other nigguhs do it and then they try to follow/
thats why i leave their family mourning like Alonso/
hustle hard-- papoose ft. 50 cent.
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by sinistyle(m): 11:41am On Mar 24, 2010
I got family in high places like Jesus' niece
i'm calling--kanye west and slum village
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by Lazzaro: 2:34pm On Apr 21, 2010
Metaphors started menopause in your mum before you were born,
Lyrically u dnt even exist god.(canibus)

canibus is unequivocally the illest killing machine in the industry
trapped in a maximum security prison sufferin from
a severe illness called brilliance'' - canibus
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by tboy1(m): 3:21pm On Apr 21, 2010
When they see me up in traffic they say Jeezy on some other shi.t
Send them puzzy niggas runnin straight back to the dealership  grin grin grin

Young Jeezy - Put On
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by Nobody: 9:37pm On Apr 26, 2010
Weezy ft. Yeezy - Lollipop (Remix)

I got so much chips I swear they call me Hewlett-Packard
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by Nobody: 5:01am On Apr 28, 2010
Cause I'm a murder Y kill O and even U
Man I got summer hating on me cause I'm hotter than the sun
Spring hating on me cause I ain't neva sprung
Win-ter hating on me cause I'm colder than ya'll
And I will neva I will neva I will neva FALL
I'm being hated by the season
So fu ck ya'll who hating for no reason


- Lil Wayne Mr Carter
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by Loudspeeka(m): 11:59am On Apr 28, 2010
y'all like Call SMS & I dont send You
------DEL

U cant charge me, I'm too Ugly 2 pay Ur fine
------Pherowshuz

Think U've got beef, I'm abbatoir//
think U so FLY, U'll be berbecued
------Loudspeeka

Educated Fool, I got a PHD a Pretty Huge Dick
2 Bleep Ur girl's health till she gets Sick
------Loudspeeka
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by guente02(m): 12:40pm On Apr 28, 2010
Yes Boss Guente wit d flow boss, oh boss we cant take it no more, coz so long u scope us, hunger poverty chok us, u said theres a new plan 4 us, its no lie how u gon show us, al men just fighting tinking fuel rising money sinkin, p h c n so blinkin p h c n 2 d fightin,
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by sevo(m): 1:05pm On Apr 28, 2010
ladies, fellas, gangstas and killers
i like to welcome ya to the terror squad thriller. (fat joe ft r kelly)

people say MI, who's the best three, i say let's see, me me me. (mi )

i can change ur life, make it so new.
make u never want to go back to the old u.

i transform her 2 dugati.
den i transform me bugatti.
cos her form, puts me in trance
i transform smaller and she puts me in her pants. (lil wayne - i can transform ya)
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by Nobody: 7:19pm On Apr 28, 2010
Drake - Goodnight & Goodluck



I left you a shovel there, you know what to do wit it

But I can't call it, maybe you mad cause you fellas lookin' celibate
Two things that you are though is jealous and irrelevant uh
And I'm official, what's officially true
Is callin' names would only be beneficial to you
I just tiring you niggas, ya'll the missioning crew
I know a response is something that you itchin' to do
And YOU? you're smaller to me then a thumb tack
Music enjoy it, well I'm just tryna bring the fun back
But you makin' out all these dumb tracks, ya LL sixteens
Cause I listen to them and I don't call it come BACK
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by chamotex(m): 7:34pm On Apr 28, 2010
You might get rich . . .
Its guaranteed u gon die, u might get missed . . .
for maybe 2 or 3 hours till they light dem spliffs


Jadakiss - New York
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by chamotex(m): 7:41pm On Apr 28, 2010
I might never sell that much
But you can bet your last two quarters I'll never tell that much
Picture 'Kiss not come out swingin'
That's like seeing 50 at a show and he don't come out singin'
Yeah you got a felony but you ain't a predicate
Never the King of New York, you live in Conneticuit
You don't be in the hoods, you be in the woods
Fuckin' with me its where you really gonna be for good

I hold a four-five myself
Hop out the Range on one-four-five myself
This is a true fact
Since when has it become cool to get shot and not shoot back
Trackmasters shelved you, Bravehearts helped you
Then everybody felt u, now I gotta melt you
And don't try to pull rank on 'Kiss
Cause the niggas I'mma send to do it ain't gon' miss
Be laid up stiff, I spit straight up piff
I did real songs with Big, no made up shits
And I don't have a problem with clout
You aint get shot again yet,
so whats your second album about? (Nothing)
Your raps are preschool
You made a lot money, now be cool
Before I swell up your lips like seafood
Can I get a mic check?
You don't stand a chance at the dance with me dogs
You steps ain't right yet
The Block is just fine, home the D's straight
Most likely your new CD is a weed plate
A bunch of love songs
One hundred precent pure garbage
Just something to break up buds on
You should just sell clothes and sneakers
Cause out of your whole camp, your flows the weakest



Acid by Jadakiss grin grin grin grin
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by Nobody: 7:54pm On Apr 28, 2010
Jadakiss - Who's Real REMIX

Been in the game, winning the game, still in the game, cos of you it’s still a game.
Y’all nig*as is still playing, but I don’t, yall nig*as apologise but I won’t,
Let dog go last and air poo out,
Beast on the track I’mma bear sh it it out,
Go Go gorrilla, I’ma house nig*as,
Thats what you get for running your mouth nig*as.
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by bgees(m): 12:08am On Apr 29, 2010
I'm spittin hungry like aint sht upon my dinner plate.
.                                       - J.Cole -  Young Simba.


Go hard like I just seen some nippples on Beyonce.
No disrespect to Hov, but if I didn't I'd be Beyond gay

                                      - J.Cole -  I really mean it.
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by Nobody: 12:09am On Apr 29, 2010
bgees:

I'm spittin hungry like aint poo upon my dinner plate.
. - J.Cole - Young Simba.


Go hard like I just seen some unmentionables on Beyonce.
No disrespect to Hov, but if I didn't I'd be Beyond gay

- J.Cole - I really mean it.
ahaha, when I first heard those lines, I was like, WTF?? lol
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by bgees(m): 12:12am On Apr 29, 2010
^ if i was Jay-z , I would be offended.
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by Nobody: 12:39am On Apr 29, 2010
bgees:

^ if i was Jay-z , I would be offended.
lol true
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by sevo(m): 3:38pm On Apr 29, 2010
offen wetin? d guy dey see and suck beta milk.wetin him wan dey offended for?
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by Nobody: 9:01pm On May 01, 2010
omo yapa, jogodo yapa
ni party, wa wo bi a shey n na owo je bi apa
eni to ba fe die, eru iku yapa
a o ni bouncer, but a ni sniper

to ba je omo lo fe, oya ki o ma shomo lo
la oju e le, ma lo gbe mi lomo lo
obinrin po, oya e ma mi i po
iwo nikan tan, obinrin marun, DIPO!

Dagrin on Teeblaq's oti yapa
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by Sauron1: 9:12pm On May 01, 2010
Before you could even finish saying "OH MY GOD"
I'll spit a muthafuckin verse to fill your whole iPod

--Warbux(Post Traumatic Warlab Stress)
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by kay29000(m): 9:31pm On May 01, 2010
if devil wears prada, then i got some demons in my closet

-proto


all my niggers are photographers, cos they keep taking head shots

-jadakiss
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by A40(m): 1:28am On May 02, 2010
'He took a stand when he coulda took the Fifth' - Beanie Sigel 'Dont Stop'
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by Rhymstein(m): 9:20am On May 02, 2010
U wouldnt be on some fly shit,if u stand on tse tse feaces,
I seize it,everything plus his ho,
Now her speakerboxx is real busy on my love below
His hypeman,is lyk a dry river,he dont flow
Career is lyk a mouthless hooker,it wont blow

By mode9 on spazmodic
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by Nobody: 2:49pm On May 02, 2010
NO BE BY WHO ENTER SUN.
E SE NO MA BADE WHEN ITS YOUR TURN.

LORD OF AJASA - E mo ASIKO
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by beneezy(m): 5:05pm On May 17, 2010
i gon' stay evergreen
like the 20naira bill
like i chill
next to yellow on the colour-wheel
West Africa Best Lyricist - Modenine
Track - Blimey
Album - Pentium IX
Bring the crowd to life
By killing them with the flow
West Africa Best Lyricist - Modenine
Track - Contradiction
Album - E'pluribus Unum
My Nupe chick was cute
but i dumped her
'cos she kept on
feeding me Kuli-Kuli and Donkua
The Super Lyricist - Modenine
Track - Nigerian Girls
Album - E'pluribus Unum
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by beneezy(m): 5:12pm On May 17, 2010
Its the time of the month
am writing raps all day
punchlines keep "Flow"-ing in
am with my pad "Always"
Did u get that?
                   Terry Da Rapman
                   Spazmodic (Verse 1)
                   Pentium IX

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