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When Your Partner Is The Jealous Type! (2 in 1) by Nofuckgiven: 12:48am On Jul 02, 2017 |
WHEN YOU DATING A JEALOUS NIGGA*, Guy : Baby where are you? Gal : I'm in the church Guy : Give Jesus the phone Gal: OMG Guy: Even OMG too,let me talk to them Extra joke: *Lawyer will always complicate simple matters? *Who is a Lawyer?* A lawyer is a person who writes a 10,000 word document and calls it A BRIEF. A Professor stepped into a law class and threw an orange at one of his students and said "Give it as a gift to any of your friends now". The girl said to one of her friends: "Tee, I give this orange to you as a gift". The Professor gave her a stern look and said: "Like a lawyer!!!". Immediately, the girl straightened up, cleared her throat and began: "I, Patricia Uko, adult, female of M16 Ikot Ekpene, hereby with all intent and purposes, wilfully give unto you, Messrs Paul Tosin Ayeni of Creepton Street, this citrus with its skin, seeds, segments, juice and supple innings that you may exercise actual and proprietary rights thereon, to hold unto same as a gift, a bequest, an endowment validly so transferred, given out, bequested, alienated, assigned, that you may eat, lick, devour, suck, make juice out of, munch or grant, give out, devolve, alienate in your rightful capacity as the owner either in actual, virtual or constructive capacity of an agent or attorney as may be chosen by you, that the said citrus may be treated in the aforementioned ways or other ways not so listed but not as a weapon to be thrown at persons or animals with malicious intent to hurt, inflict pain or serve as an incendiary action to incite unrest of any kind, but that the said citrus may be used in such beneficial capacity or simply be destroyed in such exercise of legal and equitable ownership as may be fit by the beneficiary of this bequest". Just to give an orange Kai barrister! Smh for our lawyers |
Re: When Your Partner Is The Jealous Type! (2 in 1) by lenghtinny(m): 1:00am On Jul 02, 2017 |
The girl don turn monitoring spirit be that 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: When Your Partner Is The Jealous Type! (2 in 1) by joyAA(f): 8:37am On Jul 04, 2017 |
Ol boy See grammer , if na watermelon nko? 1 Like |
Re: When Your Partner Is The Jealous Type! (2 in 1) by Nobody: 11:23am On Jul 07, 2017 |
haahaahahahaha too much reading 1 Like |
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