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Ladies Wake-up by Pseudonymous: 12:17pm On Jul 08, 2017
She comes over to his place every weekend, mostly on Friday nights. She stays till Sunday evening before taking her leave. On each visit, she never fails to bring along home-produced food items (fruits, vegetables, palm nuts, ugba) in big bags to restock her 'king's' house.

Within a space of two days in her man's apartment, the presence of a woman is felt in the apartment.

The sound of pounding with wooden mortar echoes through the building, accompanied by a lot of worship songs sang with a nasal, soprano voice that has so much vibrato.
In no time, the aroma of a well prepared Ofe Owerri, Gbegiri soup, Ofe akwu, Ewedu soup, Ofe ogbono, would saturate the building. Each distinct aroma follows after the other - back to back.

And since I can always access the adjoining apartment where everything goes down, during such moments, a visit to the kitchen feels like being on set of Maggi kitchen live show. Because this light-skinned, robust aunty knows how to put together the essentials in excess. She can cook for Africa walahi.

There is full chicken and turkey on one side, there is isi ewu and shakkii the other side - everything na double triple. Expenses and funding are made by her.

In her concern to please the love of her life, the laundry she does in the morning would rival most professional dry cleaning services in town.

Before you know it, there's no space for others to spread clothes on the washing line, because you'd find 200 male boxers, 97 singlets, 69 shirts, and 85 tailored trousers that have been washed before dawn.

And when it comes to loving, she gives that man mad loving 100%. Aunty will get all sexy and romantic every now and then, strut around the whole place half-clad, coo every pet name in the world - While oga boss will remain cold and unresponsive and visibly bored.

But she doesn't seem to care anyway...

He is her 'daddy'.
"Daddy I don't like this thing that you're doing"
"Daddy come and eat biko nu,"
"Daddy wa jeun ejor"

She'd say, despite those glaring signs of irritation and disgust on his part, that even a Cobhams Asuquo would see.

Aunty has a good heart, and money too.
Some days, I feel really sorry for her. I can't find it in me yet to say she is foolish. Apparently, she's just lovestruck, dedicated to an undeserving man who has a pattern of not committing; a perpetual player whose deception is serpentile.
But she thinks that she is 'the one'. Alas! She will learn real soon.

Me, on the other hand, have seen them all.
They come filled with excitement, impressed with a lavish apartment, charmed by the sweet tongue laced with enticing promises. They end up walking away, frustrated, on realising the wasted years.

Now, Its Aunty's turn.

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Re: Ladies Wake-up by AmoryBlacq: 12:22pm On Jul 08, 2017
Hope you find what you seek with this post
Re: Ladies Wake-up by Fadiga24(m): 12:24pm On Jul 08, 2017
Ladies with their victim mentality.

smh

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Re: Ladies Wake-up by Nobody: 12:34pm On Jul 08, 2017
Nice.

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Re: Ladies Wake-up by Nobody: 12:39pm On Jul 08, 2017
Pseudonymous:
She comes over to his place every weekend, mostly on Friday nights. She stays till Sunday evening before taking her leave. On each visit, she never fails to bring along home-produced food items (fruits, vegetables, palm nuts, ugba) in big bags to restock her 'king's' house.

Within a space of two days in her man's apartment, the presence of a woman is felt in the apartment.

The sound of pounding with wooden mortar echoes through the building, accompanied by a lot of worship songs sang with a nasal, soprano voice that has so much vibrato.
In no time, the aroma of a well prepared Ofe Owerri, Gbegiri soup, Ofe akwu, Ewedu soup, Ofe ogbono, would saturate the building. Each distinct aroma follows after the other - back to back.

And since I can always access the adjoining apartment where everything goes down, during such moments, a visit to the kitchen feels like being on set of Maggi kitchen live show. Because this light-skinned, robust aunty knows how to put together the essentials in excess. She can cook for Africa walahi.

There is full chicken and turkey on one side, there is isi ewu and shakkii the other side - everything na double triple. Expenses and funding are made by her.

In her concern to please the love of her life, the laundry she does in the morning would rival most professional dry cleaning services in town.

Before you know it, there's no space for others to spread clothes on the washing line, because you'd find 200 male boxers, 97 singlets, 69 shirts, and 85 tailored trousers that have been washed before dawn.

And when it comes to loving, she gives that man mad loving 100%. Aunty will get all sexy and romantic every now and then, strut around the whole place half-clad, coo every pet name in the world - While oga boss will remain cold and unresponsive and visibly bored.

But she doesn't seem to care anyway...

He is her 'daddy'.
"Daddy I don't like this thing that you're doing"
"Daddy come and eat biko nu,"
"Daddy wa jeun ejor"

She'd say, despite those glaring signs of irritation and disgust on his part, that even a Cobhams Asuquo would see.

Aunty has a good heart, and money too.
Some days, I feel really sorry for her. I can't find it in me yet to say she is foolish. Apparently, she's just lovestruck, dedicated to an undeserving man who has a pattern of not committing; a perpetual player whose deception is serpentile.
But she thinks that she is 'the one'. Alas! She will learn real soon.

Me, on the other hand, have seen them all.
They come filled with excitement, impressed with a lavish apartment, charmed by the sweet tongue laced with enticing promises. They end up walking away, frustrated, on realising the wasted years.

Now, Its Aunty's turn.


Simple, don't act a wife when you're a girl friend.Cappish !!!

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Re: Ladies Wake-up by Nobody: 12:41pm On Jul 08, 2017
Everything u talked abt can be ordered and bought

Making wetin 15k a month go give me look like a big tin , who get washing machine and knws how cook what does he need a girl for biko


You no even mention sensible tins na house help annex olosho u dey talk

Re: Ladies Wake-up by Nobody: 12:50pm On Jul 08, 2017
connectpoint:



Simple, don't act a wife when you're a girl friend.Cappish !!!
no be even that one self , men get dull girls as side chicks to do all these for free

I dont allow my gf to wash my tins ooo , wen side chick dey

Her work is to sit there be beautiful and intelligent

Re: Ladies Wake-up by Nobody: 12:51pm On Jul 08, 2017
itsJude:
no be even that one self , men get dull girls as side chicks to do all these for free

I dont allow my gf to wash my tins ooo , wen side chick dey

Her work is to sit there be beautiful and intelligent



grin
Re: Ladies Wake-up by Nobody: 12:55pm On Jul 08, 2017
The worst is when you make the mistake of warning them. They never listen.

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Re: Ladies Wake-up by Nobody: 12:57pm On Jul 08, 2017
Wash plate

Buy yam come

Cook soup

Lay the bed

Get f*cked

and in the end get jilted, it's how it rolls
Re: Ladies Wake-up by Nobody: 1:01pm On Jul 08, 2017
connectpoint:
Wash plate

Buy yam come

Cook soup

Lay the bed

Get f*cked

and in the end get jilted, it's how it rolls
if ure a fine boy, plenty girls will do that and more for u without u even saying that u love her once , make all these girl find bush sidon

Only beautiful intelligent girls deserve more

If u like kill cow use am cook soup , wash him roof and mop him street , if u arent intelligent the guy go move after he gets tired
Re: Ladies Wake-up by Nobody: 1:02pm On Jul 08, 2017
Op u are 100% correct.

Ladies better don't give yur all in a relationship or else u will regret every action, no matter how rich, how handsome or appealing he looks or his apartment or cars look like. Never give yur all. Reserve the rest for marriage.

If he ends up placing a ring on it? Then go ahead and give it yur best shot. smiley
Re: Ladies Wake-up by Nobody: 1:03pm On Jul 08, 2017
itsJude:
if ure a fine boy, plenty girls will do that and more for u without u even saying that u love her once , make all these girl find bush sidon

Only beautiful intelligent girls deserve more

If u like kill cow use am cook soup , wash him roof and mop him street , if u arent intelligent the guy go move after he gets tired

i feel bad, anywhere, the truth is it breaks me down when i see them share their experiences of all these palaver
Re: Ladies Wake-up by Collyno82(m): 5:40pm On Jul 08, 2017
Pseudonymous:
She comes over to his place every weekend, mostly on Friday nights. She stays till Sunday evening before taking her leave. On each visit, she never fails to bring along home-produced food items (fruits, vegetables, palm nuts, ugba) in big bags to restock her 'king's' house.

Within a space of two days in her man's apartment, the presence of a woman is felt in the apartment.

The sound of pounding with wooden mortar echoes through the building, accompanied by a lot of worship songs sang with a nasal, soprano voice that has so much vibrato.
In no time, the aroma of a well prepared Ofe Owerri, Gbegiri soup, Ofe akwu, Ewedu soup, Ofe ogbono, would saturate the building. Each distinct aroma follows after the other - back to back.

And since I can always access the adjoining apartment where everything goes down, during such moments, a visit to the kitchen feels like being on set of Maggi kitchen live show. Because this light-skinned, robust aunty knows how to put together the essentials in excess. She can cook for Africa walahi.

There is full chicken and turkey on one side, there is isi ewu and shakkii the other side - everything na double triple. Expenses and funding are made by her.

In her concern to please the love of her life, the laundry she does in the morning would rival most professional dry cleaning services in town.

Before you know it, there's no space for others to spread clothes on the washing line, because you'd find 200 male boxers, 97 singlets, 69 shirts, and 85 tailored trousers that have been washed before dawn.

And when it comes to loving, she gives that man mad loving 100%. Aunty will get all sexy and romantic every now and then, strut around the whole place half-clad, coo every pet name in the world - While oga boss will remain cold and unresponsive and visibly bored.

But she doesn't seem to care anyway...

He is her 'daddy'.
"Daddy I don't like this thing that you're doing"
"Daddy come and eat biko nu,"
"Daddy wa jeun ejor"

She'd say, despite those glaring signs of irritation and disgust on his part, that even a Cobhams Asuquo would see.

Aunty has a good heart, and money too.
Some days, I feel really sorry for her. I can't find it in me yet to say she is foolish. Apparently, she's just lovestruck, dedicated to an undeserving man who has a pattern of not committing; a perpetual player whose deception is serpentile.
But she thinks that she is 'the one'. Alas! She will learn real soon.

Me, on the other hand, have seen them all.
They come filled with excitement, impressed with a lavish apartment, charmed by the sweet tongue laced with enticing promises. They end up walking away, frustrated, on realising the wasted years.

Now, Its Aunty's turn.
Ladies don't love! theirs is just INTEREST. She is doing all those things u will mistake as Love just because she wants to settle down with the dude. In some case u might be force to call them meddlesome interlopers. Good storyline though.
Re: Ladies Wake-up by DarkRebel69: 5:50pm On Jul 08, 2017
This is one interesting piece of prose.
Re: Ladies Wake-up by Fkforyou(m): 6:06pm On Jul 08, 2017
I would like to meet someone like her. grin

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