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Ladies Of Nairaland: What Are Your Big Dick Stories? (real Stories Inside) by Nobody: 2:10pm On Jul 14, 2017
These are real life stories shared by ladies and guys about big dicks and their experience during intimacy. Also, To prove that big dick isn't a priority but how much good you are with the size God blessed you with is.

Read on.

I fooled around with a petite Korean girl a few times who was tight to begin with and without going into detail, I am perfectly happy with my size.

Anyway the first time we have sex we are doing it doggy style and I keep hearing her say "harder". Since she was small I was trying to go easy with her, but I am never one to not oblige a woman's wishes in the bedroom so I start banging away. She just keeps saying "harder" over and over again, even when I am giving it my all so I am completely confused.

After we finish up we both get in the shower and after a few seconds, I look down to see blood mixing with water on the shower floor. Apparently, what I heard as "harder" was actually her just grunting.

I have only felt as bad about something one other time in my life...I was mortified and felt terrible for her. On the plus side, after a couple of weeks of down time she wanted to fool around again. She was really cool and was the only fwb situation I have ever had that didn't go sideways on me. Still, every time she grunted it sounded like "harder", even after she told me what was up. It was very hard to get used to.

Re: Ladies Of Nairaland: What Are Your Big Dick Stories? (real Stories Inside) by dacovajnr: 2:14pm On Jul 14, 2017
angry
Re: Ladies Of Nairaland: What Are Your Big Dick Stories? (real Stories Inside) by Nobody: 2:14pm On Jul 14, 2017
One night I went home with this guy I'd met. We basically stumbled into his place, not even bothering to turn a light on anywhere. I get a glimpse of his cock in the light of a lamppost outside and it's huge... Just long and thick and ridiculous. My drunk self decides I can take this and I'm so drunk and so Hot that we get to it and he goes in dry. Hurts at first and then I'm getting wetter and wetter and it's crazy. Anyways, everything reaches its conclusion and he gets up to go for the inevitable post coital piss. On his way out he flicks on the light. There is blood everywhere. Between him splitting me open and the lack of pre-intimacy his bed has turned into that hallway from The Shining. And I'm so drunk and embarrassed I throw on my clothes and thirty seconds later I'm running out of his house barefoot with blood down my legs.

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Re: Ladies Of Nairaland: What Are Your Big Dick Stories? (real Stories Inside) by Nobody: 2:16pm On Jul 14, 2017
I lost my virginity to a guy with a big dick. It was like 8 or 9 inches and was really thick. The first few times were so painful. He got frustrated that I kept asking him to stop so he just started plowing me because he said I would have to get used to it. I bled a lot and there were chunks of my hymen on his dick. Tl;dr his penis wasn't the only huge dick.

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Re: Ladies Of Nairaland: What Are Your Big Dick Stories? (real Stories Inside) by Ginaz(f): 2:18pm On Jul 14, 2017
What am I reading? Please anyone should tell me. sad sad

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Re: Ladies Of Nairaland: What Are Your Big Dick Stories? (real Stories Inside) by Nobody: 2:19pm On Jul 14, 2017
A coworker I used to Bleep. He's a tiny asian guy. He was about 5'5. I wasn't expecting a lot. I just wanted to Bleep him because I have this thing for nerds.

So I asked him out and texted him to come over. He was really awkward. But as soon as I unzipped his pants, I was surprised. Fat and long. To my disappointment, he was too intimidated and would go soft on me when I try working my way with him. Tried to do it with him twice. Second time, he came in like 3 minutes. So yeah. It was a bit bittersweet.

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Re: Ladies Of Nairaland: What Are Your Big Dick Stories? (real Stories Inside) by Nobody: 2:22pm On Jul 14, 2017
Oh god my ex had a 10 inch dick and didn't realize that's not a normal length. I could barely handle him going in. He decided to just go all the way in without telling me. He accidentally pushed my IUD all the way in and I bled nonstop. I had to have an emergency ultrasound to make sure it didn't perforate my uterus wall. Never again. Bless my slightly above average boyfriends penis. Bless it.

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Re: Ladies Of Nairaland: What Are Your Big Dick Stories? (real Stories Inside) by Nobody: 2:22pm On Jul 14, 2017
Perv alert...
Dude u in Nigeria.. No sane Nigerian lady will share this kinda info

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Re: Ladies Of Nairaland: What Are Your Big Dick Stories? (real Stories Inside) by Nobody: 2:25pm On Jul 14, 2017
Recently I had a very awkward experience and I feel sorry for the guy because it must happen a lot. I hooked up with this guy I met out on the town, he had this monster dick he pulls out. It wasn't longer than aforementioned boyfriend but it was so effing thick and the head seemed to be like..thicker? I mean I thought okay, get your head in the game, you can do this.

Used half a bottle's worth of lube I swear but it just did not fit. I know people say that's not possible but like, it was it was reverse giving birth or something and I was definitely not dilated. He was cool with it and I felt bad so I attempted to give him head. I basically had to do lots of licking and hands and detaching my jaw like a snake and he let that go on for about 5 minutes before being like, babe, teeth. I put in a more valiant effort for a little longer but my jaw hurt so bad I stopped but he was totally fine with that and we just cuddled. I'm pretty sure it must happen to him a lot and I felt bad but also I gave it my best shot and he was a nice bloke so eh.
Re: Ladies Of Nairaland: What Are Your Big Dick Stories? (real Stories Inside) by Nobody: 2:25pm On Jul 14, 2017
Nma27:
Perv alert...
Dude u in Nigeria.. No sane Nigerian lady will share this kinda info

Don't conclude.
Re: Ladies Of Nairaland: What Are Your Big Dick Stories? (real Stories Inside) by Nobody: 2:29pm On Jul 14, 2017
What nonsense!undecided

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Re: Ladies Of Nairaland: What Are Your Big Dick Stories? (real Stories Inside) by Nobody: 2:32pm On Jul 14, 2017
My ex had a pretty large cock. He was a little over 8 inches and very girthy, and a grower, not a shower. The first time I saw it, I was so disappointed (I'd been led to believe by a previous lover he had a "horse cock" and it was the size of my pinky) then he got hard and my jaw dropped. The first thing out of my mouth was " Oh my god, you're going to break me".

The sex was absolutely amazing, but I ended up getting a lot of bladder infections, which really seriously sucked. We ended up not working out in the long run but I'm convinced he's the best sex I'll ever have. I may have plateaued sexually at 23 sad
Re: Ladies Of Nairaland: What Are Your Big Dick Stories? (real Stories Inside) by MhizzAJ(f): 2:33pm On Jul 14, 2017
Na wa oo
Re: Ladies Of Nairaland: What Are Your Big Dick Stories? (real Stories Inside) by Nobody: 2:33pm On Jul 14, 2017
Tahrah:
What nonsense!undecided
I'm tryna save you.

whenver you see a big dick, run!

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Re: Ladies Of Nairaland: What Are Your Big Dick Stories? (real Stories Inside) by Nobody: 2:36pm On Jul 14, 2017
Absolutely the worst sex I've ever had. Incredibly painful. I'm a small girl and I felt like he was punching my cervix. I tried not to cry.

I like average. I will take that over monster cock anyday. I'm sure some girls like really big, I've met one or two, but I'm starting to think the whole "huge-cock" thing is something men just put on each other. Like porn, when I see a massive dick I get completely turned off and think two things...either "That girl is in extreme pain" or "Her vagina must be an endless cavern"

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Re: Ladies Of Nairaland: What Are Your Big Dick Stories? (real Stories Inside) by Nobody: 2:38pm On Jul 14, 2017
We bleeped , I enjoyed the whole time , afterward I was swollen and stuck in bed cause I could barely walk. I had an ice pack on my vagina for two days � , and my mom asked why I was walking like there was a stick up my ass

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Re: Ladies Of Nairaland: What Are Your Big Dick Stories? (real Stories Inside) by Nobody: 2:38pm On Jul 14, 2017
See you guys in the evening.


One love.
Re: Ladies Of Nairaland: What Are Your Big Dick Stories? (real Stories Inside) by SINZ: 2:45pm On Jul 14, 2017
Why's there blood everywhere? Simply means he did it wrong.
Re: Ladies Of Nairaland: What Are Your Big Dick Stories? (real Stories Inside) by Shiitposter: 2:45pm On Jul 14, 2017
DeGuyNxtDoor:
either "That girl is in extreme pain" or "Her vagina must be an endless cavern"

Lol
Re: Ladies Of Nairaland: What Are Your Big Dick Stories? (real Stories Inside) by Nobody: 2:51pm On Jul 14, 2017
DeGuyNxtDoor:
I'm tryna save you.
whenver you see a big dick, run!
#teamV cool
Re: Ladies Of Nairaland: What Are Your Big Dick Stories? (real Stories Inside) by Oyindidi(f): 2:57pm On Jul 14, 2017
Perv weldone
Re: Ladies Of Nairaland: What Are Your Big Dick Stories? (real Stories Inside) by themayor4542(m): 3:07pm On Jul 14, 2017
Nma27:
Perv alert... Dude u in Nigeria.. No sane Nigerian lady will share this kinda info
Never!
Re: Ladies Of Nairaland: What Are Your Big Dick Stories? (real Stories Inside) by nddydamzi(f): 3:34pm On Jul 14, 2017
nawa o!

Re: Ladies Of Nairaland: What Are Your Big Dick Stories? (real Stories Inside) by Nobody: 3:38pm On Jul 14, 2017
DeGuyNxtDoor:
Absolutely the worst sex I've ever had. Incredibly painful. I'm a small girl and I felt like he was punching my cervix. I tried not to cry.

I like average. I will take that over monster cock anyday. I'm sure some girls like really big, I've met one or two, but I'm starting to think the whole "huge-cock" thing is something men just put on each other. Like porn, when I see a massive dick I get completely turned off and think two things...either "That girl is in extreme pain" or "Her vagina must be an endless cavern"
Lol. cheesy
Of what use is a big dick if ladies will be complaining like this?.
Re: Ladies Of Nairaland: What Are Your Big Dick Stories? (real Stories Inside) by Nobody: 3:43pm On Jul 14, 2017
themayor4542:

Never!
I don't get
Re: Ladies Of Nairaland: What Are Your Big Dick Stories? (real Stories Inside) by Nobody: 3:48pm On Jul 14, 2017
Benita27:
Lol. cheesy
Of what use is a big dick if ladies will be complaining like this?.
exactly the reason I'm posting this here my dear...but most pple understand it wrongly...

Big dick isn't the way.
Re: Ladies Of Nairaland: What Are Your Big Dick Stories? (real Stories Inside) by Nobody: 3:51pm On Jul 14, 2017
I'm not a woman but I have a story about a friend of mine. We have often made fun of him for having a comically large penis and this is just when flaccid none of us have seen it hard. I know theres not a relationship between size when soft and size when hard but when soft hes bigger than most hard guys and its not like it gets smaller. Anyway we are all chilling at his collage house where he live with 2 of my other friends. we haven't seen him all night hes been in his room with a girl. about a half hour into my arrival I hear a scream and the girl runs out of his room towards the bathroom. we all run into his room and hes covered in blood. about 15 mins later theres a knock at the door its an ambulance. The girl had phoned it from the bathroom. they go in are with her for about 10 mins before they escort her out covered in a blanket (we threw her in her clothes but she didnt get dressed. The ambulance guy looks at my friend and askes if hes at least going to come with her. My friend (being kind of an asshole ) says "no chance". The ambulance guy scoffed at him and walked of. Turned out they where having sex or at east trying to she was lowering her self onto him and slipped he went all the way in and tore something up pretty bad. We never heard from her again that was allot of blood the threw out his sheets. .......... they where really nice sheets.
Re: Ladies Of Nairaland: What Are Your Big Dick Stories? (real Stories Inside) by Nobody: 3:55pm On Jul 14, 2017
Bf is the size of a baby's arm. ~2" diameter and ~8.5+ long. The first time I rode him I thought I was going to die and the coroner's report was going to read "impaled by dick." I still fear a report one day reading that I suffocated on cock when I give him head.

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Re: Ladies Of Nairaland: What Are Your Big Dick Stories? (real Stories Inside) by Oyindidi(f): 3:57pm On Jul 14, 2017
DeGuyNxtDoor:
I'm not a woman but I have a story about a friend of mine. We have often made fun of him for having a comically large penis and this is just when flaccid none of us have seen it hard. I know theres not a relationship between size when soft and size when hard but when soft hes bigger than most hard guys and its not like it gets smaller. Anyway we are all chilling at his collage house where he live with 2 of my other friends. we haven't seen him all night hes been in his room with a girl. about a half hour into my arrival I hear a scream and the girl runs out of his room towards the bathroom. we all run into his room and hes covered in blood. about 15 mins later theres a knock at the door its an ambulance. The girl had phoned it from the bathroom. they go in are with her for about 10 mins before they escort her out covered in a blanket (we threw her in her clothes but she didnt get dressed. The ambulance guy looks at my friend and askes if hes at least going to come with her. My friend (being kind of an asshole ) says "no chance". The ambulance guy scoffed at him and walked of. Turned out they where having sex or at east trying to she was lowering her self onto him and slipped he went all the way in and tore something up pretty bad. We never heard from her again that was allot of blood the threw out his sheets. .......... they where really nice sheets.

shocked

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Re: Ladies Of Nairaland: What Are Your Big Dick Stories? (real Stories Inside) by Nobody: 3:57pm On Jul 14, 2017
Gay dude here, but I figured I would butt in anyway. (Haha. Butt-in.)

I was once with a guy who rocked a 13-incher. I was able to deepthroat him, but it took me a good ten minutes.

When he bleeped me, he was only able to get 7 inches (according to his own estimation) of himself into me before I told him that was enough.

Another time, I was with a guy with a 9-incher, only it bent at around the 7th inch rather sharply (near the tip). Because of that, I could only take about 4 inches
Re: Ladies Of Nairaland: What Are Your Big Dick Stories? (real Stories Inside) by Nobody: 3:59pm On Jul 14, 2017
DeGuyNxtDoor:
exactly the reason I'm posting this here my dear...but most pple understand it wrongly...

Big dick isn't the way.
Let's not make guys with monster dick feel bad. Some ladies like them like that.

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Re: Ladies Of Nairaland: What Are Your Big Dick Stories? (real Stories Inside) by Nobody: 4:00pm On Jul 14, 2017
Straight guy here, but I have a story that you folks might find amusing. In college I took a drawing course for my art elective. It was all fancy-pants (used an easel, drew with charcoal rather than pencils, etc). Toward the end of the semester, it was time to draw naked people. First they brought in this older woman. It was weird. The next day, however, in came this fat dude. He took off his robe and I don't even know what to tell you was going on there. I really think his dick size had to be some kind of genetic anomaly or something. You hear jokes about guys being hung like a horse, but this guy really was. Just this massive uncircumcised dick draped across his leg as he lay in a pose. There is no way that this thing was sexually usable. I look around and everyone has fear on their faces, but they are all trying to play it cool. We all start drawing and pretending to not notice the absurdity of the whole thing. After a few minutes of this finally the dude next to me, a "cool guy" who seems to wear blue lens sunglasses 24/7, leans over to me and whispers "what the Bleep". But me, trying to be professional like everyone else in the room says "what? what do you mean?". Sunglasses dude, who never really lost the look of fear the whole time, just stared at me for a few seconds like there must be something wrong with me, and then goes back to just scribbling on his canvas. We were all pretty traumatized after that, and never really brought it up with each other ever again. I threw away all my crap drawings from that class, and honestly my drawings of that dude are just charcoal smears that didn't look like anything, but that is something that I will never forget.

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